Donald TRUMP popped out doing the Chicken Dance

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lol if you: Jun 29, 2004; I am going to remove your penis, in thin slices, like salami, just for starters.

stymie has been stymie-ing for like 7 years i respect that game

# ¿ Jan 1, 2019 04:13

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 07:08

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trem_two posted:

https://twitter.com/MLevineReports/status/1080551738632036359

baloogan no!

# ¿ Jan 4, 2019 03:55

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pillsburysoldier posted:

Trump is actually two little Trumps on each others' shoulders. When Mueller finally closes in to make an arrest, they'll scatter, evading and confusing the authorities

i went to white house today. i did a WALL

# ¿ Jan 4, 2019 08:17

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Billzasilver posted:

I too am waiting for he Trump World Leader DLC

theres 3 trump mods in the steam workshop already

# ¿ Jan 5, 2019 23:03

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DryGoods posted:

# ¿ Jan 19, 2019 03:41

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FactsAreUseless posted:

did you hear they're going to do new Tiny Fuppets cartoons

the 4DX one? or newer?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qb97stcy-fA

# ¿ Jan 19, 2019 04:21

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paranoid randroid posted:

dudes got a weird obsession with land ownership dating back at least to the early aughts

if none of us own acres
and none of us grow wheat
then who will feed our people
when our people need to eat?

# ¿ Jan 19, 2019 07:24

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Zyla posted:

i wish there was a lesbian dating app but i guess all the lesbians would be too shy to use it

but https://www.uhaul.com/ already exists?

# ¿ Jan 19, 2019 07:30

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i dreamed i saw manafort last night
on a sidewalk in DC
said i, "but paul, you're jailed right now!"
"i'm doing crimes," said he
"i'm doing crimes," said he

# ¿ Jan 24, 2019 02:44

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america's a garden of eden
a paradise to live in, or to see
but believe it or not
you won't find it so hot
'cause it's run by the G-O-P

# ¿ Jan 24, 2019 02:50

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solidarity foreeeeever
solidarity foreeeeever
solidarity foreeeeever
'cause the union makes cops strong

# ¿ Jan 24, 2019 02:58

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SpiderHyphenMan posted:

*angry exhale*
https://twitter.com/jeneps/status/1088254741140918272

so we've progressed from "pulling up the ladder" to "pulling up the rape kit"

cool, that's cool

# ¿ Jan 24, 2019 03:03

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the only immoral rape is my rape

# ¿ Jan 24, 2019 03:04

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Nae! posted:

its disgusting that this isnt even a joke

yeah that lady is straight up evil

# ¿ Jan 24, 2019 03:08

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god damnit why did i click that article on Ernst?

quote:

Ernst said she told [her husband] about the rape but that she refused to tell him her attacker�s name. She declined to identify the man during the Bloomberg interview.

okay y'know what, i respect that. her choice to address her trauma in her way. not going to second guess her. hey what's the paragraphs immediately after that?

quote:

�[my husband] turned around at the landing, and he grabbed me by the throat with his hands and threw me on the landing floor,� she said. �And then he pounded my head � on the landing. It was very sudden and very violent. It scared me.�

[...]

The advocate advised her to go to the hospital, Ernst said in the interview, but she didn�t seek medical care or report the attack to police.

Ernst said she didn�t want to embarrass her husband and hoped to make their marriage work. [her husband] agreed to counseling, she said, but asked her not to mention the attack before they attended their first session. They never addressed the abuse, she said.

�He said that it would never happen again and blah-blah-blah. And it didn�t,� Ernst said. �But there was always that underlying threat.�

aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THIS IS WHAT ENABLEMENT LOOKS LIKE.

she loving went and volunteered at the women's shelter she herself had gone to after her rape but went decades without ever mentioning to the staff there that she had been a survivor and went on to a physically violent marriage. and NOW she's decided is the time to talk about all this? for literally no other reason than to slander another rape survivor?

god drat

# ¿ Jan 24, 2019 03:19

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Nae! posted:

it sucks that i want to say "why should we believe you when you don't believe her?" but thats not the way to handle this poo poo at all

i think a valid response would be "while you were volunteering at a rape survivor center, how many men and women did you counsel to not speak up because it might embarrass the person who raped them?"

# ¿ Jan 24, 2019 03:29

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ex post facho posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/Newsweek/status/1088258844269178880

# ¿ Jan 24, 2019 03:33

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Ernst/Miller 2020

# ¿ Jan 24, 2019 03:34

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i feel like nothing short of george clinton and the p-funk shooting miller with a cosmic raygun of chill has any chance of saving his soul from the path he has set for it

# ¿ Jan 24, 2019 03:36

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Duscat posted:

The Head is starting to look like a documentary

that is a deep cut

# ¿ Jan 24, 2019 03:48

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trump gives up and says he'll delay SOTU until after shutdown ends

# ¿ Jan 24, 2019 06:25

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trump all stomping around his room kicking over tv trays full of big macs and pounding tiny dents in his pillows with his fists

# ¿ Jan 24, 2019 06:28

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mormonpartyboat posted:

kansas city loving sucks

# ¿ Jan 25, 2019 05:26

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KC is the cool place to hang out. You can find most of the cool people there. In KC you can just chill and do whatever and starve to death for lack of a basic social safety net. "Get hosed, pooor" is the KC motto, for example, that's how laid back it is there. Show up if you want to have a good time. Another good reason to show up is if you want to watch your family, neighborhood, and metropolis collapse before your very eyes while surrounded by adults with a ~25% literacy rate.

# ¿ Jan 25, 2019 05:36

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emfive posted:

I read Zen And The Art Of Motorcycle Maintenance because I had shed my dumb libtard ways after high school

Then I read the Castaneda books because I was still dumb. I spent a lot of time practicing de-focusing my eyes.

[edit] you don't get many of the jokes in the Simpson's episode about the super-hot pepper if you're not familiar with Castaneda, but that's pretty much it as to the long-term benefits

literally, literally same

# ¿ Jan 25, 2019 06:46

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Shear Modulus posted:

when did the duct taped women obsession start

i am about 90% certain that trump remembers previous women's marches where women taped x's over their mouths to signify that their voices were ignored by american power structures, and his puddle brains have somehow decided that they were actually being held hostage by ~~~Le Eme~~~

# ¿ Jan 25, 2019 23:32

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campfire posted:

would be better than my idiot friend whose idiot tattoo artist accidentally gave him a huge upside down NIN logo back tat, like literally

decent coverup artist could turn that into a guy wearing a suit with this hands in the air and a caption that read "what, me collude?!"

# ¿ Jan 26, 2019 00:12

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considering what we know about the personal lives of roger stone and paul manafort, there's about a 100% chance they've had group sex together

# ¿ Jan 26, 2019 02:13

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big tumpo

# ¿ Jan 27, 2019 22:18

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Gringostar posted:

ps3 would be good, but only if they had someone to throw money at the dev team

soe and whoever the gently caress bought them out were really poo poo about not supporting the people doing ps2 which is probably why the net code for it was so unbelievably hosed

SOE was literally bought by a group whose other major endeavor was: armed expropriation of oil infrastructure in Ukraine

# ¿ Feb 1, 2019 02:36

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 07:08

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actually daybreak games is owned by columbus nova which is owned by renova so if you've played any soe mmo since 2015 you directly funded PISS TAPE

# ¿ Feb 1, 2019 02:54

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