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Look, I'm an AI scientist and I gotta come clean. It's all fake. A hoax. We've been writing everything by hand. Those chatGPT sessions? It's a person on the other end. I'm sorry, it started off funny but then we got in too deep.
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I love that some of the comments are basically "you know who the real Nazis are? People that fight Nazis. Think about it." 
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May 18, 2023 14:44
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Please do not put the dog in the chocolate factory 
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May 20, 2023 23:38
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It's also nothing like that area looks like which is the best part. Take that creatives!
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Captain Monkey posted:https://twitter.com/jacksgender/status/1664969745379016705?s=46&t=LuWlVigXSHv3TXi-WVRPYA I don't even like yaoi or the anime comics, but this seems like a steal. Buy in bulk, resell em later when the price goes up. Now that's some rainbow capitalism my friends!
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Jun 5, 2023 01:44
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I store my money in a bag under my bed and hoping they figure out mitosis.
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Aug 9, 2023 04:38
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He looks like he's cosplaying as Elijah Wood with extreme insomnia and depression.
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Aug 16, 2023 02:37
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ThisIsJohnWayne posted:Not in the classic era, but in the trash era? I got one word for you: Harder Faster Scooter Scooter is a loving treasure. They are completely unashamed of chasing any and every fad, and pivot to whatever will make them money at the time. They're corny, and gimmicky, and the vocalist calls himself HP Baxxter for gently caress's sake. They're amazing.
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Aug 16, 2023 11:53
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The Saddest Rhino posted:maybe we don't have to call him the literal child of the antichrist "Psh, "Mr Beast" is my father, just call me Beast, or Chadly. Hey let's rap."
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Aug 21, 2023 02:25
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Mr Beast is like Blippi you see, kids like him, and I don't pay much attention to what kids watch. Wait, do you think Mr Beast will do a video where he pays a bunch of lucky people to get poo poo on by Blippi? YouTuber Cinematic Universe they could call it!
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Aug 21, 2023 03:32
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I miss the old Progressive Boink articles. Jon B and Mike Fireball were my favourites. I really enjoyed The Monster at the End of this Book by Mike. There were a lot of good short stories and stuff. I went looking but they don't seem to have archived any of it 
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Sep 11, 2023 03:38
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Musical orgy would be a great porno. With such classics as "Put Your Right Nut In", "Lemon Stealing Whores (Reprise)" and "The World's Loudest Man" and many more!
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Sep 20, 2023 13:50
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I mean you can just look at them and go "yep" or "nah" depending tho. Unless he's wearing a toupee, then maybe you're in dicey waters.
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Sep 23, 2023 21:58
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Maybe they should just point to the head tho and be like "that bit, that's the bald part yeah".
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Sep 23, 2023 22:02
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Are Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus the same person? Like one is a stage persona or something????
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Sep 28, 2023 13:52
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Wasn't this thread for tweets at some point?
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Oct 3, 2023 09:23
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D-Pad posted:Is there a specific time for the test? I see my mailman everyday to ship packages and he's usually in the neighborhood from 1-3pm CST. He listens to Alex Jones the entire time he is working and everyday tells me some insane thing so I'm sure he has heard this one. You're gonna get double tapped lol
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Oct 4, 2023 03:26
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Grassy Knowles posted:can't be me, I don't mention my geocities account in flirting You're making a mistake because it clearly works.
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Oct 11, 2023 07:06
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The algorithm just optimises based on human response tho. Those thumbnails wouldn't be the default if people didn't respond to it. The algorithm is unfeeling optimisation, it doesn't have an emotional bias. The thumbnails, style of video titles, et al are a result of the algorithm responding to numbers increasing. What I'm saying is people are the problem, and we really need to restart humanity to correct the values being fed into things. Does anyone know the reset button? Like soft reset tho, not hard reset. Let's not go insane.
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Oct 11, 2023 10:27
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I'm still blaming people tho you can't stop me, I'll find the big reset button one day. Like the fountain of youth, but resetter of poops.
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CommonShore posted:Also didn't the Mr Beast derail with a mod saying "shut up about mr beast" This is a different derail, we're ABing it.
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Oct 12, 2023 05:26
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Counterpoint: your dumb
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Oct 20, 2023 14:00
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Lotta people posting who probably think Italians always cooked with tomatoes lol
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Oct 21, 2023 03:04
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big mean giraffe posted:A triplet is a musical thing not just three syllables. It's 3 notes jammed into the space of two sebmojo posted:You can have triplets of any length, it's just three in the space of two I'll be honest, this is still breaking my brain that this was said with such confidence.
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Nov 6, 2023 04:01
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Okay but what if someone, somehow added triplets to 6/8 or 3/4??? THAT AIN'T NATURAL I'm very aware of time signatures and tuplets, the statement that triplets take up "the space of two notes" is the part that hurts. Tuplets are just a subdivision of any note, whether you have duplets in the length of an eighth note, triplets in a quarter or sextuplets in a whole note. Nothing about triplets make it "take up the space of two notes" unless you're just assuming every triplet is like, always in the space of a quarter note and everything else is in eighths or something. I HATE MUSIC.
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the holy poopacy posted:What the gently caress are you even on about man? Music was made by the Devil to distract mankind from obtaining purity of mind.
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its okay i hit myself wit ha brick and now i dont remember music word stuff or much else so we can post funny twoots again or maybe share accordian musics
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DontMockMySmock posted:"Triplets" are, in theory, just some musical time interval subdivided into three parts. There's no inherent reality to the idea that they're three-in-the-space-of-two, they're just three-in-some-space. So that's why syntaxfunction is having a bit of a bad day. It was this btw, I don't even really care music notation sucks anyway just feel the music maaaaaan. Fake edit: I wrote poo poo here but I just don't even care jfc someone post tweets or bloopers or whatever bluesky calls them I'm so sorry.
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Does anyone call Michael Douglas "Mickey D"?
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Nov 13, 2023 03:56
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PostNouveau posted:Everybody who stayed in the hometown in those movies just understands the simple things in life are the most important, whereas everyone from my high school who stayed in my hometown did so because they're alcoholics or meth heads who need their family's help to have a roof over their heads. But you repeat yourself!
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Nov 26, 2023 14:51
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Drink the ones that taste good, don't drink the other ones. It's easy, dunno why you nerds need to complicate poo poo.
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Wiener Bucket was my ex's pet name for me. I also cost $43.09.
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Nov 27, 2023 03:40
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Okay but what is the loving U-word?!
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Nov 30, 2023 01:02
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Okay Union being the "U-word" makes sense now, it was just confusing because if someone says like "C-word" or "G-word" or "XH-word" they're actually bad words. In context it makes sense but I was really stretching to think of an actual curse with U that employers would care about lol
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Nov 30, 2023 07:35
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The Zodiac Killer, duh. Well, that's Ted's preferred name. Uh, second one.
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"Soda pop", "fizzies", "soft drink", "bubble juice", "evil juice", "spicy water" and "sparkling cordial" are all terms I've heard from multiple people, of varying degrees of genuineness. I absolutely use "spicy water" since I heard a 3 year old say it cause I think it's hilariou, especially when I am drinking soda water.
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Leon Sumbitches posted:
You ask for a coke, they ask what kind, you say Coke, they ask what kind, you say Coke, they ask what kind...
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Make a compilation of every shitpost you've made, put random line breaks in sentences and remove any periods. Now publish it as a poetry anthology. Bam, done.
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It's a single whole note that is meant to increase in volume. Pianos can't do that because once a note is played it has to be replayed to change the velocity the hammer hits. That's the whole joke. The second part is "guitarists can't read sheet music". Neither one is very funny or original tbh, it's more so people can point at it and go "I get that!" hth
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