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Frank Frank posted:What's a Kazar (Kaezar?). Anyone know? Khazars. It's anti-Semitism.
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I made it three minutes before this guy's weird vibe made me close the window.
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Dr. Quarex posted:I made it about ten seconds There's a fine line between wacky and cringe and 99% of youtube channels are on the wrong side of that line.
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laserghost posted:The return of Dilberitos Falafelbert
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MassRafTer posted:There is nothing in that chocolate tweet to indicate this store has been closed for almost two years and he hasn't held that license for 18 months. It seems like it is offering free chocolate for ordering. Nathen is a very poor writer and also a genuinely crazy person so I don't know why people are shocked he can't get his tenses right. I'm not even sure he understands the concept of linear time.
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This thread doesn't need a reboot you dumbasses.
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Mar 5, 2023 23:36
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Escape From Noise posted:How about this: We can relaunch the thread when Nathen relaunches Garfield EATS. Acceptable. But it has to be GarfieldEats. it can't be his own thing.
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Computer viking posted:Since we're all feeling retrospective, here's one of the few recorded experiences of actually going to Garfield Eats: No matter how many times I try to watch these I can never make it to where she actually talks about the restaurant. She's as bad as Nathen in her own way.
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Garfs I'm starting to think Nathen isn't all there in the head.
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MassRafTer posted:https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1639527293038088195 I'm confused about what Egeez is supposed to be besides existing (lol) in the form of an app. Thank God Nathen decided to explain: quote:Connecting fans to licensees directly to find licensed products always at lower prices than brick and mortars or online toy stores. Consumers can finally have one single shop to access millions of licensed items by thousands of official licensees onboarded to the app in their licensed territory for people to find licensed novelties that they never knew existed without worrying about counterfeits. Egeez App will be powered with voice ordering recognition feature under your fingertips making it easy to order licensed stuff, so if you say “Spiderman”, you got it. Oh, wait, I'm still completely clueless as to what the gently caress this does. I guess it's like a licensed store thingy that doesn't want to admit it's a store except Nathen has no concept of logistics and delivery and everything else? I've read Defense Department powerpoint flowcharts that make more sense than this.
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EEKA GEEK posted:I think I see the problem. He spends his days wandering a ghost mall, little more than a hungry ghost himself. I think he sees empty stores in Dubai like The Disney Store and The Funko Pop Store that by their nature only sell licensed products and thinks they are empty because prospective customers spend their Disney/Funko budget at Walmart, who speculatively neither licenses products themselves nor has agreements with licensors preventing unlicensed goods from being sold. Therefore it’s these alleged contraband goods that are putting a dent in the license holders profits, because the people buying them are uncultured swine who don’t know or don’t care that they’re actually buying Dasney and Funco Peps. And apparently this is the great crisis of the 21st century. That money belongs to Disney, dammit! Oh God, this is it isn't it? He saw a guy hawking fake Rolexes in a street market and thinks that's how every shop that isn't directly owned by Disney or whatever works. That explains his ranting about "generic products".
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Pissed Ape Sexist posted:No, as countless other posts have stated, it's not projection or any other form of cognizant process. It's nothing. It's buzzwords in the void. Stop trying to suss out purpose even when the hope of some sort of his verbal meandering seems to give a glint of sense. It's just... I'm just trying to figure out the initial stimuli that sends the Nathen algorithm into entergagement. I still think it's possible to determine the initial conditions even if chaos theory means we can't map out the subsequent events.
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MrQwerty posted:Licensees are the true heroes This App is dedicated to the brave licensees of the Garfield Resistance.
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Twelve by Pies posted:As I said before, literally the only two places this man has ever been mentioned on the internet is on a fluff piece written by Nathen for some licensing website, and the Egeez Twitter. I found a Paul McGrath who worked in marketing for some pharma megacorps, but he's obviously not Nathen's Paul McGrath. I mean, I suppose Nathen found an old man who used to clean the executive bathrooms at all those places who gave him a blurb in exchange for Yukon Jack money.
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hellotoothpaste posted:MatlockEATS ColumboEATS would be a good name for a chili stand.
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Twelve by Pies posted:It's going to happen! Ted Roll is so loving stupid.
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Nathen actually comes out smarter than Elon here, which granted isn't a high bar but I'm shocked he managed it.
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LordArgh posted:nathen's reply to elon is his usual style of poorly worded run on sentences that barely make sense. i dunno what the rest of you are reading This still sounds more intelligent than Elon Musk TBQH.
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Canadians fight for trees(it's fine)🌳
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Dachshundofdoom posted:Every time I get to the bottom of a Nathen tweet like that and see zero likes zero replies it absolutely kills me, in my head the camera pans out to reveal he's yelling into a completely empty auditorium aside from a stained garfield suit sitting front and center He gets the same amount of engagement as I usually got on Twitter. The difference being I'm a rando dude and he's the Youngest ex-Garfield Franchise Owner in the Quad Cities or whatever.
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ponzicar posted:Nathan would be a lot less entertaining if he was coherent enough to accurately convey his terrible opinions.
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dokmo posted:grass fed hotdogs mite put it on the menu
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Oh Nathfield
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BigBadSteve posted:Nathen has just made a number of new Instagram posts, it's hard to say about exactly what. Am I going to die in seven days from watching these 
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Jack-Off Lantern posted:I mean it's not wrong. It's certainly a kiwifarm -esque thread. Hardly. Nobody ITT is actually trying to gently caress with the dude IRL.
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GolfHole posted:frank burns eats worms
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If capitalism was personified as a man with attention deficit disorder, it would be Nathen.
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What will become of egeez?
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Nathen's painting descriptions remind me of the weird ranty manifestos about chemicals that some dumbshit would staple up outside my college's dining hall, as if the average student would read that while staggering in for their morning bowl of Applejacks.
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Would someone mind making a new thread since the OP has decided they want to keep closing this one? keep this one open you dolt
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