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Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

i finally watched this but not only did it suck poo poo but the worst part about it is that it's called Garfield Gameboy'd and yet it doesn't respect any of the limitations of an actual gameboy

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Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

BigBadSteve posted:

And a gallon of dog cum to wash it down.

garfieldeats needs to add horchata to their menu and call it veterinarian's nutritional supplement for pregnant dogs

Necros posted:

Odies Dog House?

die
og hous

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Cubone posted:

okay, this is important
University of California, Berkeley
or
Upright Citizen's Brigade?

ultimate cum bitch

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
iirc mazri is the son of some kind of oil sheikh so he can operate at a total loss for a dozen centuries at least

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Gonna Garf 'til I barf!

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Binary Badger posted:

It's pizza as if the Doobs himself decided to try making pizza.

ve me. feed
ever leav

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

FuhrerHat posted:

ps someone got murdered right outside this place the other day

i doubt it was related, but who knows

how else do you think they get their steak

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

SweetMercifulCrap! posted:

I'm having a hard time deciding who is more inept and clueless, Nathen or Doobie

doobie's self help memoir would've sold more imo

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
Garfield EATS: I am an 18 year old who loves hot Oprah

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Fojar38 posted:

Who doesn't though

people who don't care to get giardia

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

loving narc

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
cant scarf the garf

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Akratic Method posted:

I am excited to be able to finally, numerically calculate how entergaged I am!
0, based on the average retail price of my purchases from GarfieldEats

actually that means your entergagement is INFINITE

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
yalls mommas read prince valiant and get invested in the once-weekly storyline

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Mordja posted:

Getting a real Amy's Baking Company vibe from this guy.

you gently caress with mazri? no! I kick YOUR rear end!!

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

pseudanonymous posted:

They're actually trying to expand even as it's failing?

it's not expanding, it's migrating. the lease on the original ran out and isn't being renewed

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Nick Biped posted:

I'll see if I can take a pic or two of the store if it has in fact opened, but I'll be darned if I buy anything from there.

Now that I think about it, the London location might work all right. It's right downtown, so I can see a bunch of half-drunk university students going there for a late night snack, if the store has the good sense to stay open late.

nathen plum garf out

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Binary Badger posted:



From the comic book Garfield#1

garfield will eat poo poo confirmed

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

pseudanonymous posted:

This guy is so loving entitled it's amazing. Like watching a less rich Donald Trump meltdown as his failures pile up around him.

his daddy was born into an oil barony, nathen makes donald trump look like a pauper

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

BigBadSteve posted:

Amazing,.

Cum on down to Garfield Eats.

the doobie fanfic but replace doobie with nathen and replace tasha with garfield. sammy and mr wade reprise their roles as themselves

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Jim Davis is now getting grapes fed to him by beautiful prostitutes in Garfield masks as he lounges in a solid gold Garfield shaped jacuzzi.

jim davis's fetish was never garfield. it was lyman

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Akratic Method posted:

What the hell does this mean?

nathen mazri is about to have a chair-swinging, frothing-at-the-mouth meltdown on cable tv. nickelodeon studios could be charging pay per view

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

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君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Killingyouguy! posted:

What does it mean??
What does any of it mean??

it means this is going to be far less interesting than it sounds, probably gonna be a lovely documentary type thing but aimed at kids who don't know that garfield exists

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Mega64 posted:

#dontleaveme

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
sandbags are an effective deterrent to overnight break-ins due to their weight to volume ratio

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Pakistani politics posted:

Press F to Family Dining

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

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君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Plant MONSTER. posted:

The restaurant where you go to flip out, throw tantrums and toss your food to the floor while the staff look at you, clueless as what to do.

this would probably do really well as a restaurant actually but the employee turnover would be horrendous

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

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君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
hold on, at least listen to the pitch! so it's a burger teppanyaki where the food is prepared in front of you like a show. and the chef? tim buckley

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

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君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

BigBadSteve posted:

Nice, but I wish there was an adult thrill ride based on Jon drinking dog cum. I'd ride that sucker all day long.

at the end of the ride a projected hologram of jon spits out a spray of viscous, pearly energy drink all over the passengers

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
official garfield ride where finally he eats your rear end

Killingyouguy! posted:

Well I know what my friends are getting for stocking stuffers this year

please dont buy your friends sand

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

BigBadSteve posted:

Invalid site certificate, new owner, whatever you viewed there is now gone and not on archive.org either.

this is just what happens when you park on a site before you've paid for the license from the parent company

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

yikes! posted:

I wish he would write a 2nd book

GARFIELD ATE [my soul]
nathen mazri tell all the story of Garfield EATS! the famous restaurant in canada. nathem mazri entergages the audience with five thrilling chapters about the great trials faced by nathen mazri to overcome the cynicism of viacom, inc. to find the Beauty of the Garfield license. but this is the beginning of nathen's hard life! haters, trolls, and lazy people who look but do not buy. the children who love Garfield, but hate Garfield EATS! nathen mazri cannot understand it. namaset

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Pastry of the Year posted:

like uh from what dude

free from plum give out

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Bloopsy posted:

Both Nathan and Doobie's establishments were thwarted by greedy landlords. Mods it's time to merge both threads!

danged pawn shop across the street stealin all of nathen mazri's business, and wives

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

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君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

CodfishCartographer posted:

He left us, he's no longer feeding us, I'm starting to think he doesn't love us.

you have it backwards. it is we, who left garfield

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

this is the opposite of what nathen mazri is saying

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
are we even sure it's lasagna in there, and not very, very cold sand

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Pastry of the Year posted:

I need ten thousand dollars to open Goofus and Gallant Cheesesteaks.

Ralph Bakshi's Wizards Dinner & Live Show

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Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

dwaynejohnsonEATS

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