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Big Cow Coffee
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2021 05:59 |
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# ¿ May 11, 2024 23:00 |
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:See, the cows eat the coffee beans, and then poop out the beans, and that's the beans that go in the coffee. Faarm to plate, rear end to cup.
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2021 08:48 |
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To be fair, this has been over ever since the lovely restaurant closed down like a month after it was opened. Even though he lost the license, the ride will keep on keeping on.
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# ¿ Dec 24, 2021 09:05 |
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The pop star is Garfield suit guy and the five star chef is Nathen himself with the food being microwaved Big Cow Lasagna.
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# ¿ Jan 1, 2022 16:16 |
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Yaldabaoth posted:This feels like something Nathen would do, start a restaurant based on a single internet meme: Nah, those restaurants existed before the meme and the owner just embraced it.
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2022 05:18 |
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So one of the reasons why he lost his license was him posting a picture of getting sucked off by Garfield.
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# ¿ May 15, 2022 10:47 |
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It's all a ruse and he will arrange a "wedding" with Garf
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2022 18:19 |
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It's as real as his Netflix series with Nick Cave or his Garfield documentary filled with Hollywood stars.
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# ¿ Aug 8, 2022 15:46 |
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If he actually had any actual filmmaker he wouldn't be begging on discord for anyone with camera to attend
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# ¿ Aug 8, 2022 15:58 |
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Duckman2008 posted:As a long time thread reader here I can't believe this nonsense has been going on for more than 3,5 years.
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# ¿ Sep 27, 2022 05:07 |
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These loss edits are getting weirder.
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# ¿ Oct 15, 2022 10:44 |
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pseudanonymous posted:AFAIK “author discount” is not a thing if you go to a bookstore. Also I am a bit shocked araboliosis is even stocked anywhere. I thought it was basically a vanity press? It probably isn't stocked anywhere, since it's old vanity press book. Most likely that is either leftovers from his book signing event since nobody came, or he just made the whole thing up.
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# ¿ Nov 22, 2022 06:03 |
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How the hell did this happen just three months ago, I could have sworn it's been like a year or two
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# ¿ Dec 10, 2022 16:10 |
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Disco Pope posted:The landmonsters thing was always super-off to me, but with Nathen brain, I can see how he might have reasoned that Lords are regal and immaculate, while monsters are abject and dirty. I don't think most people would categorise "lords" and "monsters" as opposites, but if I squint my mind's eye really tight, I can kind of guess at where he's coming from. Nah, he was just upset that he had to pay rent when he wasn't making any profit.
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2023 16:22 |
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Anime Store Adventure posted:Does anyone have any insight if nathen’s weird biblical poo poo actually comes from some scripture or is it just loving insane? Like is maluk Al mul or whatever the gently caress actually something or is it some creation? Malik Al Mulk is Allah by another name. He's just writing religious fanfic now with himself as half-cat half-human saviour. Earlier he just wrote Garfield stuff with himself slotted in, now it's Quran 2 with himself as Garfield slotted in.
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2023 08:12 |
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Kevin DuBrow posted:Checked out the original 35-minute launch video for Scooby-Doo EATS! and I have to admit he surprised me by actually having a farmer on. I thought the farm to plate stuff was 100% bullshit Farm to plate is doubly bullshit, because it implies freshness instead of frozen ready meals. It also promises something going directly from farm to plate without a middle man, but just as with egeez, being a middle man is the only thing Nathen is.
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# ¿ Mar 13, 2023 06:05 |
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EEKA GEEK posted:Is he trying to draw attention to himself and/or virtue signal by implying there is something inherently bad about LEGO because of the incidental appearance of their product in a video about something sexual? Even this is more complex than whst probably happened. He was just watching the Pornhub document and saw the LEGO box and posted about it.
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2023 07:44 |
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My favourite bit about eGeez is how Nathan thinks regular stores will have to put up placards in their Disney and Spiderman sections (as those are definitely a thing) saying that they don't sell those products anymore but people should order them on eGeez. It's quite something that he doesn't even know how shops work.
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2023 05:08 |
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Even with all the insane stuff he's said and done I didn't expect him to throw a hissy fit because he doesn't understand a joke.
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2023 07:29 |
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Didn't he originally market the documentary by naming multiple big name Hollywood people as being part of it?
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# ¿ May 30, 2023 16:41 |
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# ¿ May 11, 2024 23:00 |
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His next venture might even be singing the theme tune to Mighty Mouse
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# ¿ Jun 18, 2023 11:35 |