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Jan 9, 2019
Big Cow Coffee

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Jan 9, 2019

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

See, the cows eat the coffee beans, and then poop out the beans, and that's the beans that go in the coffee.

It's just like that one fancy coffee, except you use store-bought coffee and common cows (instead of civets and "coffee cherries", two things that are probably not even real) and pass the savings on to the consumer.

Faarm to plate, rear end to cup.

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Jan 9, 2019
To be fair, this has been over ever since the lovely restaurant closed down like a month after it was opened. Even though he lost the license, the ride will keep on keeping on.

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Jan 9, 2019
The pop star is Garfield suit guy and the five star chef is Nathen himself with the food being microwaved Big Cow Lasagna.

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Jan 9, 2019

Yaldabaoth posted:

This feels like something Nathen would do, start a restaurant based on a single internet meme:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhK14sY3mT4

Though I guess the difference is the food is good enough that it could be based on trollface for all the customers care.

Nah, those restaurants existed before the meme and the owner just embraced it.

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Jan 9, 2019

So one of the reasons why he lost his license was him posting a picture of getting sucked off by Garfield.

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Jan 9, 2019
It's all a ruse and he will arrange a "wedding" with Garf

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Jan 9, 2019
It's as real as his Netflix series with Nick Cave or his Garfield documentary filled with Hollywood stars.

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Jan 9, 2019
If he actually had any actual filmmaker he wouldn't be begging on discord for anyone with camera to attend

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Jan 9, 2019

Duckman2008 posted:

As a long time thread reader here

I can't believe this nonsense has been going on for more than 3,5 years.

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Jan 9, 2019

These loss edits are getting weirder.

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Jan 9, 2019

pseudanonymous posted:

AFAIK “author discount” is not a thing if you go to a bookstore. Also I am a bit shocked araboliosis is even stocked anywhere. I thought it was basically a vanity press?

It probably isn't stocked anywhere, since it's old vanity press book. Most likely that is either leftovers from his book signing event since nobody came, or he just made the whole thing up.

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Jan 9, 2019

How the hell did this happen just three months ago, I could have sworn it's been like a year or two

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Jan 9, 2019

Disco Pope posted:

The landmonsters thing was always super-off to me, but with Nathen brain, I can see how he might have reasoned that Lords are regal and immaculate, while monsters are abject and dirty. I don't think most people would categorise "lords" and "monsters" as opposites, but if I squint my mind's eye really tight, I can kind of guess at where he's coming from.

Nah, he was just upset that he had to pay rent when he wasn't making any profit.

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Jan 9, 2019

Anime Store Adventure posted:

Does anyone have any insight if nathen’s weird biblical poo poo actually comes from some scripture or is it just loving insane? Like is maluk Al mul or whatever the gently caress actually something or is it some creation?

Malik Al Mulk is Allah by another name. He's just writing religious fanfic now with himself as half-cat half-human saviour. Earlier he just wrote Garfield stuff with himself slotted in, now it's Quran 2 with himself as Garfield slotted in.

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Jan 9, 2019

Kevin DuBrow posted:

Checked out the original 35-minute launch video for Scooby-Doo EATS! and I have to admit he surprised me by actually having a farmer on. I thought the farm to plate stuff was 100% bullshit

Farm to plate is doubly bullshit, because it implies freshness instead of frozen ready meals. It also promises something going directly from farm to plate without a middle man, but just as with egeez, being a middle man is the only thing Nathen is.

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Jan 9, 2019

EEKA GEEK posted:

Is he trying to draw attention to himself and/or virtue signal by implying there is something inherently bad about LEGO because of the incidental appearance of their product in a video about something sexual?

I don’t think it’s anything more complex than that but who knows

Even this is more complex than whst probably happened. He was just watching the Pornhub document and saw the LEGO box and posted about it.

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Jan 9, 2019
My favourite bit about eGeez is how Nathan thinks regular stores will have to put up placards in their Disney and Spiderman sections (as those are definitely a thing) saying that they don't sell those products anymore but people should order them on eGeez.

It's quite something that he doesn't even know how shops work.

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Jan 9, 2019
Even with all the insane stuff he's said and done I didn't expect him to throw a hissy fit because he doesn't understand a joke.

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Jan 9, 2019
Didn't he originally market the documentary by naming multiple big name Hollywood people as being part of it?

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Jan 9, 2019
His next venture might even be singing the theme tune to Mighty Mouse

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