Fun pranks for Jim to play on Dwight

The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Fun pranks for Jim to play on Dwight

Dignity Van Houten: Jul 28, 2006; abcdefghijk
ELLAMENNO-P

Jim calls the Staples business integrity hotline and tips them off that former employee Dwight stole a box of leads before accepting an employment offer from a rival local firm. The full legal brunt of the Staples Inc multinational office supply retail corporation comes down on Dwight who is forced to sell his beet farm and vintage Battlestar Galactica dolls to finance the prolonged legal battle that plays out. Dwight acts as his own attorney and is sent to prison when he slaps a federal judge. While awaiting trial Dwight commuts Seppuku (the only honorable way for a prisoner to die)

# ¿ Mar 18, 2019 13:20

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ¿ May 15, 2024 12:58

Dignity Van Houten: Jul 28, 2006; abcdefghijk
ELLAMENNO-P

Jim, not really feeling it today because of the impending divorce, pours a bag of sugar down Dwight's gas tank. The camera crew secretely follows Jim as he leaves work but instead of driving home, he's seen pulling into a strip mall parking lot in front of an Asian massage parlour.

# ¿ Mar 18, 2019 13:25

Dignity Van Houten: Jul 28, 2006; abcdefghijk
ELLAMENNO-P

Toby Flenderson walks calmly to Jim and Dwight's cubicles and pulls a 357 magnum out of his waistband. Jim's eyes open wide but before he can get a word out Toby squeezes five rounds of lead into Jim's chest. Toby pauses before firing the final round, the camera zooms out and we see why - a medieval spiked mace fills the spot where Toby's skull used to be. Dwight holds firm on the handle. As Toby's limp body collapses to the floor, a horrified Jim rises from his chair, unbuttoning his shirt and revealing the blood squibs. "DWIGHT WHAT THE gently caress IT WAS ONLY A PRANK, YOU KILLED TOBY"

# ¿ Mar 18, 2019 13:47

Dignity Van Houten: Jul 28, 2006; abcdefghijk
ELLAMENNO-P

Cold open. A quiet office, the sounds of typing and a telephone ringing in the distance. Suddenly, 'RHEEEE'

"Dwight, what are you doing"

"It's called laryngeal fold warm up, Jim. *scoffs, looks at camera exacerbatedly* An ancient technique practiced by warriors before the hunt. Which is why I use it before my sales calls. RHEEEEEE"

"Do you... do you have to do that now. I'm on a very important call."

"RHEEEEEEEE"

"I, ok, I'm sorry I'll have to call you back"

*Jim stands up, walks to Dwight, grabs a fistful of Dwight's hair and slams Dwight's face forward onto his desk*

# ¿ Mar 18, 2019 14:03

Dignity Van Houten: Jul 28, 2006; abcdefghijk
ELLAMENNO-P

A Fancy Hat posted:

Jim gets access to a time machine and uses it to torment Dwight at various points in his life.

Dwight's first friend, who he met in preschool? Jim pushes the kid in front of a car before he ever makes it to school.

The amazing catch Dwight made in little league to win the big game? Jim dug a hole in the outfield and little Dwight tripped over it, missing the ball.

The first kiss Dwight got at a middle school dance? Jim burns down the school in the middle of the dance, killing 15 kids including the girl Dwight kissed in the original timeline.

Modern Dwight can feel his mind slipping and his body deteriorating as Jim makes these cruel alterations to the timeline, eventually culminating in Jim crashing a car into Michael on the day he was going to re-hire Dwight from Staples (Season 3, Episode 14).

Dwight, now a physically frail and mentally unstable man working at Staples for 40 years, returns home to find a box addressed from his old co-worker, Jim Halpert. It contains proof of Dwight's old life - wedding photos with Angela, drawings that his 3 children drew of their family, even his nameplate from the office saying "DWIGHT K SCHUTE - REGIONAL MANAGER". The final piece is the eulogy Jim wrote for the alternate Dwight, explaining the beautiful life he lived and all of the small moments that made him who he was. These moments are all alien to Dwight, every "happy" memory in this eulogy is a bitter, sad day for him. The final paragraph of the eulogy reads as follows "I don't know what kind of person Dwight might have become had these events transpired differently. I don't suppose he'd be a very happy man. He'd be a broken man in many ways, and the worst punishment of all would be to show him what could have been. It would take a real monster to do that."

God drat man remind me never to piss you off

# ¿ Mar 18, 2019 18:51

Dignity Van Houten: Jul 28, 2006; abcdefghijk
ELLAMENNO-P

Jim arrives to work earlier than normal, and hides under Dwight's desk, presses his finger to his lips and mouths 'shh' to the camera. Dwight arrives promptly, takes his seat and powers on his computer. Jim quietly and carefully ties Dwight's shoelaces together, then reveals to the camera a tin bottle of lighter fluid which he uses to douse Dwight's shoes and pants.

Three months later, the crack of the gavel fills the courtroom. "The court finds the defendant John Krasinski guilty on three counts of murder in the 1st degree, for the heinous crime of replacing prop fluid with igniteable fluid - a cruel and senseless act that led to three castmembers losing their lives"

# ¿ Mar 19, 2019 18:00

Dignity Van Houten: Jul 28, 2006; abcdefghijk
ELLAMENNO-P

Dwight is returning from the break room with a coffee cup in one hand and a stack of papers under his arm. Jim mugs for the camera as he sticks out his leg. Dwight cries out in surprise as he goes tumbling down, his forms go flying in the air and his coffee mug crashes and shatters against the floor.

# ¿ Mar 19, 2019 18:31

Dignity Van Houten: Jul 28, 2006; abcdefghijk
ELLAMENNO-P

Testikles posted:

This was related to me by Ibn Battuta who travelled the world including Egypt. He learned of the story of Dwayt al-Shrood, an Egyptian who lived in the town of Al-Skrantaan which was famed for its paper. Dwayt al-Shrood was a paper merchant and a haughty man who falsely claimed he was of the Prophet's (peace be upon him) line, a Qurayshi. This made him the object of great sport for another such merchant named Jim al-Halburdi. Here is one such event:

Dwayt was in his home praying the evening prayer when a figure in white appeared behind him. The figure's face was hidden by a veil.
It spoke, "O'Dwayt! I am the angel Gabriel and I have come to reveal the final words of Allah's message!"
Dwayt was no fool and said, "This is some trickery! Muhammad, peace be upon him, was the last prophet and Allah's final words the Qu'ran. Reveal yourself Jim before I pull your veil from your face!"
The figure stood pat and said, "O'Dwayt do you not trust the words of Allah when you hear them? Muhammad was his prophet but are you not descendent from him? Allah fashioned the mountains which have roots in the earth, who created man and djinn, can he not do or undo what He pleases? O'Dwayt only a Qurayshi may deliver these final words."
Dwayt was unmoved, "Fine words O'Angel but if you are truly from Allah then you should know his words, lest you truly be Jim. Recite all the words God spoke without error and then I will listen."
The figure began reciting verse by verse the Qu'ran in its entirety. For two days and two nights the figure recited the holy words until the third night the figure finished.
"You truly are from God!" Dwayt exclaimed. He threw himself to his knees and wept. "What shall I do?" The angel replied, "Gather the townsfolk three days from now and take them to the well at noon. In the well you shall see Allah's message for you and mankind written inside." With that the candle blew out and darkness fell upon them. Dwayt lit his candle and the Angel was gone.

Dwayt the next morning went forth and spoke to the townsfolk. They were sceptical of the haughty Dwayt but were curious to see what foolishness this might be, so all agreed to gather at the well at the appointed hour.
So the days passed until the noon of the third day and all had gathered at the well including Jim.
Dwayt spoke, "Three days ago an Angel spoke to me and said, O'Dwayt, descendant of the Prophet, peace be upon him, I have given you a message for all mankind. Go to the well with the townsfolk in three days time for I will have a message written in the well for all. Now is this time."
Dwayt took a torch and peeked deep into the well. Dwayt screamed and raged in the well.
�"Nobody may look in the well!" He commanded.
"But what is the message?" Asked Jim.
"Indeed by Allah tell us O'Qurayshi!" said the townsfolk.
"It is a prank by a prankster, Jim!" cried Dwayt. "Look away!"
Jim said, "Do you mean to say God did not speak to you and you were fooled, or has God written a truth that you are ashamed of? Come let us see Allah's message."
Dwayt did not answer for shame and anger and walked away to his house where he did not emerge for seven days and seven nights.
So all the town's people from the very young to the very old, rich to poor, women and men, beggars,� servants, and merchants all lined up, and peeked into the well to read Allah's message to mankind written in the well of al-Skrantaan: Dwayt al-Shrood is a sodomite.

This is pretty good :discourse:

We've struck the correct balance here between well written short stories and low effort 'Jim sucks Dwight's dick.' About 1:1.618 I reckon

# ¿ Mar 20, 2019 12:54

Dignity Van Houten: Jul 28, 2006; abcdefghijk
ELLAMENNO-P

"CUT" yells the assistant director. Raain Wilson turns to John Krasinski, tears welling up in his eyes. "Please John. Stop. Please."

*John turns in no direction in particular*

*Jim face*

# ¿ Mar 20, 2021 03:56

Dignity Van Houten: Jul 28, 2006; abcdefghijk
ELLAMENNO-P

Jim gets up from his desk for his morning poo poo and enters the woman's bathroom because it's closer. No one sees him enter or leave. Shortly after, Angela takes a bathroom break. When she opens the door though the exclaims "oh my god who did this?"

Jim's eyes light up. He siezes the opportunity and shouts "see Dwight I told you not to use the woman's room!"

Dwight, confused and flustered, has no idea what's going on. He turns around rapidly, and accidently spills his coffee onto a stack of papers on his desk.

Jim mugs the camera.

# ¿ Apr 1, 2021 13:27

Dignity Van Houten: Jul 28, 2006; abcdefghijk
ELLAMENNO-P

Jim is completely out of ideas. He's run the gamut of pranks from low effort "Jim punches dwight in the teeth" to high effort operations involving time travel and tricking Dwight to fall in love with him.

A normal man would have gone insane millennia ago, but Dwight has the steady nerves of a wolverine (the most fearsome land mammal). With a sly smirk, Dwight turns to the camera.

"This is all... part of the pla"

Dwight doesn't get to finish his sentence as Jim sneaks up behind him and places Dwight into a chokehold. Dwight, red faced and choking, flails his limbs as the oxygen is restricted to his brain. Getting tunnel vision and seeing stars, Dwight fumbles his hands across his desk and grabs a handful of pens. With his last ounce of strength, he jams the fistful of writing utensils backwards. His world goes black.

# ¿ Apr 1, 2021 14:22

Dignity Van Houten: Jul 28, 2006; abcdefghijk
ELLAMENNO-P

Jim magically turns all the air in Dwight's body into wood for three seconds

# ¿ Apr 13, 2021 02:14

Dignity Van Houten: Jul 28, 2006; abcdefghijk
ELLAMENNO-P

Jim playfully shoots a rubber band at Dwight, but accidently hits him in the eye.

# ¿ Apr 13, 2021 02:49

Dignity Van Houten: Jul 28, 2006; abcdefghijk
ELLAMENNO-P

John convinces Rainn to take the starting role in Super. "The superhero thing is huge right now! Strike while the iron is hot! Trust me no one wants to see another Jack Ryan reboot."

Rainn takes the advice and his career comes to a screeching halt. John grows a beard, becomes an action star and rails Emily Blunt every night while mugging the camera

# ¿ Apr 13, 2021 03:39

Dignity Van Houten: Jul 28, 2006; abcdefghijk
ELLAMENNO-P

Jim replaces Dwight's staples with jello, so when Dwight goes to staple two papers together his stapler squeezes a small amount of red jello onto the papers. Dwight then beats Jim to death with the stapler.

# ¿ Apr 14, 2021 02:55

Dignity Van Houten: Jul 28, 2006; abcdefghijk
ELLAMENNO-P

Jim unteaches Dwight how to do math

# ¿ Apr 14, 2021 03:23

Dignity Van Houten: Jul 28, 2006; abcdefghijk
ELLAMENNO-P

Jim, not really feeling it today, pours a bag of sugar into Dwight's gas tank.

# ¿ Apr 14, 2021 22:32

Dignity Van Houten: Jul 28, 2006; abcdefghijk
ELLAMENNO-P

Big Beef City posted:

Dwight gets up to go to a meeting. Jim sees that he's forgotten to lock his workstation, and so he takes a print-screen of his desktop, removes all his shortcuts and icons and sets the screen-shot as his new wallpaper. Classic!
About an hour later, Dwight returns from his meeting and sits down. When he attempts to resume his work, he finds he can't click on anything on his desktop! What in the HECK! He's been bamboozled!! He quickly changes the wallpaper back and begins restoring his shortcuts as he hears some light chuckling around him.
Once everything is back to normal, Dwight reaches into his desk and retrieves a 9mm and begins opening fire.

Jim has replaced the bullets with jello.

# ¿ Apr 16, 2021 01:03

Dignity Van Houten: Jul 28, 2006; abcdefghijk
ELLAMENNO-P

Dwight pulls into the parking lot in a rental. Someone poured sugar into the tank of his beloved challenger, the car that reminded him of Mose, his departed brother. Mose had loved the sound of the challenger revving up in his final months before the cancer consumed him. Dwight wipes his slowly reddening eyes as he locks the nissan altima and puts on a brave face before heading into the building. He walks with a slight limp. His testicles are still sore. He was lucky the doctors were able to save them.

Jim appears from behind a bush. When Dwight finally disappears inside, Jim pours sugar down the gas tank of the rental.

# ¿ Apr 16, 2021 01:51

Dignity Van Houten: Jul 28, 2006; abcdefghijk
ELLAMENNO-P

Jim replaces the B and N keys on Dwight's keyboard, then reminds him to email the client list a reminder about the promotion that's even bigger than last year.

Dwight, sensing something is amiss, emails only Jim and calls him a nutthead.

# ¿ Apr 27, 2021 18:32

Dignity Van Houten: Jul 28, 2006; abcdefghijk
ELLAMENNO-P

Dwight returns home to the farm after a particularly long week in the office. As he drives down the dirt driveway, he's surprised that his faithful dog Mose hasn't ran up to playfully frolic alongside the car. As he parks, Dwight notices something stirring on his porch. He recognizes Mose but senses something is wrong...

Mose stirs slowly as Dwight approaches. Horrified, Dwight realizes why his pup is acting so sluggish - where his enormous testicles used to be, all that remains is stitching and a green tattoo.

Dwight collapses to his knees and shouts to the sky - "noooooooooooo! God drat it Jim!"

Jim leaps out from behind a bush. �And remember folks, always spay or neuter your pets" he shouts as he throws the two soggy organs at his rival. The first glances Dwight's shoulder and lands in the dirt, rolling a few feet before coming to a stop. The second hits Dwight square in the chin with a wet squelch. Jim mugs the camera while Dwight lifts his pants leg revealing a concealed .357 snubnose

# ¿ May 4, 2021 02:20

Dignity Van Houten: Jul 28, 2006; abcdefghijk
ELLAMENNO-P

Jim offers Dwight an oreo but the stuffing was replaced with wintergreen toothpaste

# ¿ May 4, 2021 02:21

Dignity Van Houten: Jul 28, 2006; abcdefghijk
ELLAMENNO-P

During a heartfelt apology for the oreo gag, Jim extends his hand to offer Dwight a stick of gum. As Dwight pulls the stick of gum from the pack, Jim cold cocks Dwight in the temple with his other fist. Dwight crumples to the ground. Jim look around and says in the jim carrey mask voice "s-s-s-s-s-somebody stop me"

# ¿ May 4, 2021 02:24

Dignity Van Houten: Jul 28, 2006; abcdefghijk
ELLAMENNO-P

Dwight wakes up but doesn't stir. He stares at the ceiling, mustering the willpower to get out of bed. He smells faintly of urine. His bed feels damp again.

He drags himself to the bathroom and discovers his toothbrush in the toilet. He sighs deeply as he pulls out a fresh toothbrush and dabs a pea size ball of toothpaste on the fresh bristles. He quickly identifies a familiar taste - once again his crest has been replaced by preparation H. Dwight sighs.

At the table Dwight pours a bowl of honey nut cheerios and fills the remaining space with 2% milk. He thinks he detects a hint of bleach on his nose. Mose nuzzles his hand lovingly. Dwight musters all his energy to crack a faint smile. His eyes dart to the shotgun mounted on the wall.

# ¿ May 5, 2021 23:28

Dignity Van Houten: Jul 28, 2006; abcdefghijk
ELLAMENNO-P

Jim breaks into Dwight's house at 3am Monday morning. He urinates on Dwight's bed, replaces Dwight's toothpaste with preparation H, accidently knocks Dwight's toothbrush into the shitter, pours a capfull of bleach into Dwight's milk, and replaces the buckshot in Dwight's gun with rainbow confetti

# ¿ May 5, 2021 23:29

Dignity Van Houten: Jul 28, 2006; abcdefghijk
ELLAMENNO-P

A Fancy Hat posted:

As Dwight nears retirement, he notices that he hasn't aged in 20 years. He goes to his doctor, concerned, and they note that he's extremely healthy for a man nearing 65 years old. They insist there's nothing to worry about, there's no danger in being too healthy and looking young as you near your senior years.

300 years later, Dwight has not aged a day. 700 more years bring an occasional grey hair but nothing more. 1000 years later beyond that and Dwight feels an occasional twinge of arthritis, easily treated by the Super-Medicine of the Future.

In the year 5,000 Dwight has comfortable settled into his life as a semi-retired history professor, using his own vast experience to serve as a valued consultant to researchers around the world. He is revered as "Old Man Dwight", a mystery of science that the entire world seeks out for knowledge and friendship. Dwight is truly happy.

Another 10,000 years pass and Dwight has joined the governing body of the League of Galaxies, ensuring peace and harmony across the universe. Dwight is the most highly respected member of all, having lived longer than any other being in the known universe. The technology of a million advanced species keep him alive and healthy, although he will notice a new wrinkle every few decades or so.

By the year 6,350,000 Dwight is looked upon as the premiere mind in all of the multiverse, having lived long enough to master every known subject. He is just as able to debate 7th dimensional hydrophysics as he is to play you in a game of high-gravity super-chess or compose a beautiful song on the Invisible Piano. Dwight now looks like a man of about 70 years old.

Far, far beyond this moment Dwight watches the stars burn out one by one around him. He is alone in the multiverse now. But he is content, knowing that he has lived a full life and seen more than anyone else in creation. He sits in his favorite chair as all light around him slowly fades away, leaving nothing behind. He wonders, briefly, what comes next. His body has slowly begun to fail him over the past thousand years or so. He wakes up with pain in his back, he has to get up to go the bathroom more than he'd like, and his hairline is not what it used to be. He closes his eyes and prepares for a long sleep.

Then, he feels a tap on his shoulder. A familiar voice speaks to him quietly.

"Aren't you curious what I did to you?"

Dwight turns around as quickly as he can, but no one is there. The final stars burn out and, for the first time in several billion years, Dwight is uneasy.

While Dwight is on a sales call, Jim pees into his mouth

# ¿ May 7, 2021 03:10

Dignity Van Houten: Jul 28, 2006; abcdefghijk
ELLAMENNO-P

Jim pours sugar into Dwight's gas tank. Dwight can only chuckle to himself, because even he has to admit that it's kind of funny the fourth time it happens.

# ¿ May 7, 2021 17:09

Dignity Van Houten: Jul 28, 2006; abcdefghijk
ELLAMENNO-P

PinheadSlim posted:

Jim sneaks into Dwights house one night and dyes Dwights entire body in extremely powerful yellow ink. He then replaces all of Dwights clothes with white polos and blue jeans. Finally he pays everyone in the office ten dollars to call Dwight "Homer" all day. Dwight doesn't get the joke because he doesn't watch TV, but he knows Jim must be behind all of this so he confronts him in the break room.

"I know you're the one who dyed my skin and switched my clothes! Admit it!"

Jim smirks, "You know what, you're right. I did it and it was really dumb and immature. I felt bad so I got you these."

Jim opens a light pink cardboard box, inside are a dozen donuts. He picks one up tentatively, and takes a bite. For a moment it's the most delicious donut he's ever eaten. He can't even name the flavor but it's perfect. But soon the pleasure turns to pain, Dwight doubles over grabbing his stomach, and falls to his knees. His hair falls out, down to three single hairs across his scalp. His fingers merge to 4 on each featureless hand. His glasses fall off his face and break on the floor, his eyes enlarging and his pupils shrinking to black dots.

Gasping through the pain Dwight asks, "What did you do to me!?"

Jim just laughs and says "You know? Homer Simpson? Like from The Simpsons, haha, lighten up Dwight!"

Dwight begins to scream in agony and Jim rolls his eyes for the camera and leaves.

The Simpsons meme thread is starting to get really abstract

# ¿ May 7, 2021 21:18

Dignity Van Houten: Jul 28, 2006; abcdefghijk
ELLAMENNO-P

Dwight comments to the office that the East coast gas shortage doesn't concern him because he keeps a reserve on his farm. He returns home and fills up his firebird with the premium he stocked for just this situation. The next morning he tried to start the car but the engine won't turn over. He walks to his storage tank, dips his finger in and tastes the gas. Sugar.

# ¿ May 13, 2021 01:43

Dignity Van Houten: Jul 28, 2006; abcdefghijk
ELLAMENNO-P

Dwight pulls up in his brand new Tesla. "How do you like the Tesla Jim, it goes 0-60 in 2.1 seconds. Normally I would say you should switch to electric but your piece of crap dodge neon gets above average gas mileage."

Jim tosses the bag of sugar into the bushes, pulls out a knife, and slashes Dwight's tires.

# ¿ May 15, 2021 20:27

Dignity Van Houten: Jul 28, 2006; abcdefghijk
ELLAMENNO-P

Jim starts a microsoft teams video chat with Toby, adds Dwight to the chat, then leaves the chat.

# ¿ May 16, 2021 00:31

Dignity Van Houten: Jul 28, 2006; abcdefghijk
ELLAMENNO-P

Jim, being crafty, secretly reposts pranks from earlier pages of the thread that others had originally posted. Jim claims the credit for himself. Much to Dwight's chagrin, Jim intersperses them with original content to make it more difficult for this to be detected.

# ¿ May 20, 2021 02:25

Dignity Van Houten: Jul 28, 2006; abcdefghijk
ELLAMENNO-P

Jim rubs the enchanted ruby in his pocket. It glows an ethereal red. Jim smirks as he taps Dwight on the shoulder, instantly reversing his skin and turning his bone marrow into grape kool-aid.

# ¿ May 26, 2021 03:52

Dignity Van Houten: Jul 28, 2006; abcdefghijk
ELLAMENNO-P

Dwight is focused on completing his expense report when to his right he hears Jim yelling.

"KAAAAA"

"Jim stop it"

"MAAAAAAAY"

"Jim please stop I'm trying to concentrate"

"HAAAAAAAH"

"Jim this isn't fu"

"MAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY"

Dwight shouts in terror and dives under his desk. Jim mugs the camera. A manga is seen on his desk among scattered documents.

# ¿ May 26, 2021 03:55

Dignity Van Houten: Jul 28, 2006; abcdefghijk
ELLAMENNO-P

poisonpill posted:

Jim keeps flicking paper footballs into Dwight�s desk until Dwight snaps and stands up.
�Jim, I really hope your childish pranks are sufficient to distract you from the fact that you�re the fourth best salesman at a failing branch of a declining paper manufacturer who has no daily ambition except for letching over the engaged secretary. �

The entire office is stunned. This takedown came out of nowhere. Worse, it�s all true; and everyone in the entire office heard it and knows it. There is a moment of sudden stillness. Then Jim errands up and silently scurries to the bathroom. For about an hour he stays in there alone, the sounds of sobbing faintly heard.

The next day Stanley's desk was vacant. No problem, Dwight thought to himself, he's probably out on a sales call. But the day after, his desk remained empty. Dwight began to worry. This was unlike Stanley. He was a slacker but never absent. Concerned, he picked up the phone, dialed the Scanton non-emergency number and requested a wellness check. As he cradled his phone into the receiver, he caught Jim's eye. Dwight was unnerved. With a look of sadistic glee, Jim whispered "third best salesman"

# ¿ May 26, 2021 15:13

Dignity Van Houten: Jul 28, 2006; abcdefghijk
ELLAMENNO-P

# ¿ May 27, 2021 02:48

Dignity Van Houten: Jul 28, 2006; abcdefghijk
ELLAMENNO-P

Jim loudly asks Dwight "yes or no does your mom know you're gay"

# ¿ May 29, 2021 23:22

Dignity Van Houten: Jul 28, 2006; abcdefghijk
ELLAMENNO-P

Jim says to Dwight "do you want to hear a joke?" Dwight replies back "ok." Jim says "ok then Dwight say knock knock."

"Knock knock" says a slightly confused Dwight.

"Who's there?" replies Jim as he mugs the camera as Dwight is confused

# ¿ May 29, 2021 23:24

Dignity Van Houten: Jul 28, 2006; abcdefghijk
ELLAMENNO-P

Jim stands behind Dwight to the right and taps his left shoulder. Dwight looks left as Jim appears on his right, surprising Dwight

# ¿ May 29, 2021 23:26

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ¿ May 15, 2024 12:58

Dignity Van Houten: Jul 28, 2006; abcdefghijk
ELLAMENNO-P

Jim is up at 4am scribbling furiously into his journal, his desk illuminated by a single flickering candle. The sinister flame dances provocitavely as Jim's pen cuts into the paper. "PraID #47.30: poo poo into Dwight's butt"

Jim snorts, chuckling softly to himself. "oh no ho you've done it again. comedy gold" he mutters.

Pam is awake but dare not move.

# ¿ May 30, 2021 09:13

The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Fun pranks for Jim to play on Dwight

«‹›4 »