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*pointing at lions* "look out your left in the shade of those trees and you'll see a whole flock of... those guys" |
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Twenty Four posted:*waves hands* birds, trees, animals, whatever. figure it out, im trying to drive a jeep here Cubone posted:[giraffes] these are ShinyBirdTeeth posted:Careful near the river, everyone. More people die each year to water pig attacks than to snappy big snakes. Jolo posted:*Pointing at giraffes* Farecoal posted:"Woah, holy poo poo those guys look dangerous" ShinyBirdTeeth posted:[Looking at an elephant shaking a tree] Land whales will shake loose birds, monkeys, deer, and other nesting creatures then feast on them while they're stunned. |
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Jul 29, 2019 17:14
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first time here on the continent? let me give you some history. africa was named after the italian cartographer who originally mapped it, africa vespucci. |
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Jul 29, 2019 17:49
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ah, what a treat! these are critically endangered in the wild. the species here is "Gorilla gorilla", but you might know them by their common name, "rowdy boys" |
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Jul 29, 2019 17:53
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if we're lucky today folks, we might see one of the three big cat species out here. liars, cheaters, and lepers |
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Jul 29, 2019 18:48
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FactsAreUseless posted:[radio static sound] On the left, you'll see a collection, or grouping, of dirthole head-sticker-outers. You may have seen them on TV, or on the television. Look at their whole deal. "aren't those meerkats?" "hardly! they're wild animals, and taxonomically within the mongoose family" |
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Jul 29, 2019 22:37
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there's an armored balloon lizard. they can go weeks without water and live to be over a hundred years old. |
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Jul 31, 2019 17:40
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himalayan macaque himaeatin macaque himaclimbin macaque |
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Jul 31, 2019 22:51
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pixaal posted:And here we have our jumpy boxer guys that carry around smaller jumping boxers inside a pouch. It's a ma-. mar. mar.... marsupial pacquiao |
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Aug 1, 2019 20:04
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vanisher posted:(Guide flipping frantically though an 8 page animal board book for toddlers)  "OK, looks like we got an.... elephant there." *pulls lever several times* "and the sound it makes is PHHRR-OOO" |
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Aug 2, 2019 17:56
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"welcome to beautiful kauai! on our tour today i'll be pointing out some locations you may recognize from your favorite movies filmed here, including jurassic park and king kong!" me, nervously locks doors |
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Aug 2, 2019 18:12
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family of giraffes eating leaves off a tree "amazing! it's Vachellia tortilis, aka umbrella thorn acacia! these trees are incredible. great canopy, deep roots, and excellent shade. the thorns won't deter those horses from eating the leaves though." *misty eyed* "what a treat. it's a subspecies raddiana variety." |
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"what are those pointy deer?" *running through mnemonic in head* deer. morning deer. breakfast. breakfast melon. cantaloupe. antelope. other guest pipes up: "i think it's a springbok" |
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