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Failed Imagineer posted:Has this been done? I brought it up last thread because having spent 31 years of my life in Slough I'd never heard of Slough General, though I have spent many hours in the A&E department of Wexham Park. Oddly enough, most kids I grew up with were born in Heatherwood Hospital in Ascot because their maternity ward was much better than Wexham Park's and everything I've heard since tells me that even now that's still true
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My only contribution to any podcast would be to yell "BREXIT BARGAINS" in the most gammonly voice possible
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Julio Cruz posted:definitely subscribing to UKMP if it'll teach me how to cook meth responsibly
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Qwertycoatl posted:Given up on TVs in general I think. Half my friends don't have a TV and the other half only do so they can hook up a games console and/or netflix I have a TV and I spend most of my time listening to the radio on it
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winegums posted:Bit of a yes, and ho! post, but.... At one end of the mascot spectrum we get https://twitter.com/ALANMYERSMEDIA/status/1157220124560166912 And then we get https://twitter.com/ArsenioB_Ham/status/1157108323721912325
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AceOfFlames posted:I have a really bad cough right now and this made me laugh and cough so hard I got light-headed. Thanks for nearly making me literally die laughing. it's a front and back of the same mascot...
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+1 vote for IDLES for soundtracking for the podcast because as has been discussed in previous threads, if any band was this thread, IDLES are this thread
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Currently sat in St Mary's Urgent Treatment Centre in Portsmouth as my kidneys feel like they're going to explode
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Someone just announced that there's a chance I won't be seen tonight HOORAY
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Aug 3, 2019 20:14
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I'm almost certain this is something to do with the epilepsy meds I'm on e: people getting royally pissed off at the waiting times in here ShaneMacGowansTeeth fucked around with this message at 20:29 on Aug 3, 2019 |
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Aug 3, 2019 20:26
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People getting even more aggro at the wait in here. Austerity at work
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Aug 3, 2019 21:05
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Been seen, just pee'd into a sample tube which didn't hurt but holy hell I'm still in pain
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Aug 3, 2019 21:22
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goddamnedtwisto posted:Didn't you say you had a UTI last week that mysteriously cleared up? Cos the two together sound exactly like my mate when he had kidney stones, they think the "UTI" was actually one of them passing. I'm thinking the same thing tbh
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Aug 3, 2019 21:28
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I was seen! It's just a urine infection! I am now getting pillz
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Aug 3, 2019 22:14
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Jose posted:When I got prostatitis a couple of years ago they thought it was this and also said if it was the prostate the antibiotics they'd work anyway. They didn't help and I had to suck it up for a full month before my body recovered. I hope it's just an infection for you mate These pills I'm on should see a marked improvement in a day or two, and I only have a weeks worth of them anyway, so we'll see how it goes. Trying to drive when your kidneys are throbbing in agony isn't fun
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Aug 3, 2019 22:55
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goddamnedtwisto posted:Hey, that's what my cat's got. Are they making you wear a cone of shame to stop you licking yourself too? I had to give a piss sample and then hold onto said sample tube for twenty minutes before being seen by the triage nurse, I think that was shame enough
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Aug 3, 2019 22:59
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Jose posted:Lol give a stool sample and realise the mechanics are awkward and then you'll be embarrassed true story: years ago, I was on a date in London and developed a stitch that got progressively worse to the point where I had to go to the hospital with my date. After being shown into one of the cubicles a nurse comes in with a gown in one hand and a piss cup in the other. I look at the nurse, look at my date, look at the nurse again and take the robe and piss cup and immediately want the earth to swallow me up
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Jose posted:Piss samples are awkward but not compared to catching your poo poo so you can scoop it up before it's in the water that date piss cup sample went empty, even with me trying to fill it for five minutes with a tap running. But gently caress catching poo
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I like that when they brought Brooker back to PC Format for the 100th or 200th issue, they gave him a review of a terrible truck simulator to do and that was it. It wasn't even half a loving page e: the 37 is a circular bus route starting and terminating in Ryde on the Isle Of Wight serving the southern "suburbs" ShaneMacGowansTeeth fucked around with this message at 22:24 on Aug 4, 2019 |
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Camrath posted:PC Zone, ffs. PC Format was the dull one, PC Zone the fun one with Brooker et al. gently caress you're right, I read both back in the day and it all kind of blurred into one
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I haven't had a lock on twitter for a while this was worthy of one though
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Aug 4, 2019 23:48
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Drone_Fragger posted:must be coincidence, I suspect the guns fell outta the shooters bags when he was startled by a Muslim (likely also a terrorist, because brown skin coloration) and in lawful self defence shot and killed 20 civilians. hopefully he'll get a pardon and possibly a knighthood from life-president trump. god bless america to be clear, the image has been doing the rounds on reddit for a while, but the shooter posted it on his personal page but people, like the utter dickhead I replied to are saying "well, he didn't *make* the TRUMP IN GUNS thing so he's not all bad" defence and it's all poo poo but gently caress me, I'm still mad at twitter locking me for such a petty level of insult. If I knew what was coming, I would have gone in harder
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forkboy84 posted:Saw a bit of Trump giving a speech where he speaks out about white supremacy after the shooting and boy, I dunno if it was the body language or the tone of his voice but that was about the least sincere condemnation of racism in human history. He also referred to the tragedy in Toledo, which must have been news to them
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Coohoolin posted:Oh also I've been reliably informed that the Vikings didn't appear in Britain until the 8th century, not the 5th, as the BBC history thing says. I'd like to consult with a schoolfriend who's a doctorate and now BBC presenter in this era of history, but then I found out exactly how much of a waste she actually had been behind my back so that would be a solid no
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WhatEvil posted:Bob Monkhouse was one of the best game show hosts. From his wiki page: "Monkhouse was a vocal supporter of the Conservative Party for some years. He later told his friend Colin Edmonds that this may have been a mistake, but that he wanted to be associated with a winner and he knew Margaret Thatcher could not lose the 1987 general election"
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I saw Dillinger Escape Plan open Reading in 2002. The singer shat in a carrier bag and then threw it into the crowd, all before midday. Later on that day I ended up backstage in a hospitality tent watching Sid from Slipknot do a jungle DJ set. That's my Dillinger Escape Plan story
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Failed Imagineer posted:I mean you pretty much caught their most fabled show of all time (it's either that or their hilarious Virgin Megastore appearance), so I'd say you're doing pretty good! I wasn't into it, mainly because it was before midday on a Sunday, I was deeply, deeply hungover and in no mood for whatever was emanating from the stage. However, that's the one memory from that year's festival I have (The Prodigy headlined that same stage later that day and were abysmal)
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Necrothatcher posted:I was also backstage at Reading 2002 watching Sid from Slipknot's DJ set. Small world... No loving way
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I got the all time lowest score ever recorded in Pure Maths 2 A-Level in my school, mainly because I didn't get differentiation/integration from the start and both my teachers were loving awful
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NotJustANumber99 posted:Surely they (lib dems and the green) would have to support the vonc regardless of whatever other sulky nonsense they have to say? lol no https://twitter.com/LamentablyAwake/status/1161767378704900097
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The Greens are being willfully dense as they should know that the mechanism for a second referendum is six months from it passing parliament to actually taking place, and there's only one of them. But the Lib Dems? They've signed their own death warrant as far as being a political force
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Tesseraction posted:rip epstein, tripped down the stairs So they actually went and ripped off The Wire?
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Aug 15, 2019 12:52
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First into the palace of Westminster every day gets to be Prime Minister. Even the cleaners. This is the level we're stooping too. No wonder we're a laughing stock
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Am I right in that if two weeks pass from the first vote of no confidence passing and no government is formed, we get an election?
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