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WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.

Dunno exactly when it was but I'm somewhat sure it was by Hambeef who used to play TF2 on the UK goon server. I seem to think I had played TF2 with him when he made this and it only came out in 2007, so it'd be after that.

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WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.

Aphex- posted:

Greggs is definitely poo poo. I had a sausage and egg roll there the other day for breakfast and it was like I was transported back to being a poor freshman who buys the cheapest ingredients I can find and cooks them really badly. The egg turned to dust in my mouth.

Speaking of supermarkets from last thread, I used to use Tesco since they were the closest but since I've moved the only one around is Sainsbury's, and while it's not that great they do at least have the proper rooster sriracha instead of that weird goose poo poo that Tesco has.

Agreed on all fronts. The rooster sriracha is MUCH better than the goose stuff. The goose brand tastes really artificial, somehow.

Greggs is poo poo, but the value is that you know it will only be some value of poo poo other than completely poo poo. I never used to have their stuff much because I'm a vegetarian and they didn't have much (before vegan sos rolls), but yeah, at least they're consistent and cheap.

Also yeah I think Tesco was a pioneer in supermarkets in the 90's - they did a lot of stuff nobody seemed to have done yet, but now they're just in this weird middle ground. Some of their food is alright.

WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.

So he's a very UKMT thing:

https://twitter.com/TheMancUK/status/1156860988706172929?s=20

Led to a long thread trying to explain what chip shop curry sauce is, and the difference between British chips and American 'steak fries', which ended here:

https://twitter.com/WhatEvil/status/1157028410398584832?s=20

Posting my own tweets, but I think the end part of this vid is like, the absolute fundamental explanation of what British chips are.

WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.

Guavanaut posted:

Can I get a 2 for 1 and save poutine?

If not then I'll save chips and curry sauce.

Yeah I used to get cheesy chips with curry sauce so this one is real tough for me.

Now I'm just sad I can't get proper chips :(

WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.


'Brits abroad return' is the most worrying one here. All those gammony ex-pats from Tenerife flooding back into the country. *shudders*

WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.

mehall posted:

Yeah, was gonna post this.

Get everyone involved to download Audacity, and then send you the completed wav when finished, you line them all up and work out what adjustments need made to each track.
Everyone should have headphones though, otherwise difficulty increases massively.

Also get each person to spend at least 20 quid on a proper stand alone desk or stand-mounted mic.

Even something like this is gonna be miles ahead of a typical headset mic for sound quality:

https://www.amazon.co.uk/microphone...=gateway&sr=8-6

WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.

https://twitter.com/bloonface/status/1156924934083567617?s=20

E: I really shouldn't post this poo poo with Ms. A in the thread should I?

WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.

Yeah they had it in Gourmet Burger Kitchen when I was there last, 'hei hei salt'. It's just spicy/savoury salt really. You could probably get the same effect by grinding up a stock cube and adding a bit of spice like cumin and paprika or something.

E: Yeah that Mitani chicken salt stuff is 'Sea Salt (82%), Rice Flour, Spices, Vegetable Powders (Onion, Garlic Natural Flavour, Yeast Extract, Anticaking Agent (551).' so I wasn't far off.

WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.

Guavanaut posted:


Top 10 reasons to be ancap:


For me no post about ancaps will ever be complete without the term 'thinks they will be King poo poo of poo poo Mountain'.

WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.

HauntedRobot posted:

The state I'm advocating for is actually the littlest
We trust in market forces and let businesses take care of us
With private companies to run all our essential services

We've got a lot invested in our horde of private property
We're not particularly interested in equality
We're pretty laissez-faire if you've got lots and lots of pounds and you
Can't call us libertarian or we'll have to set the hounds on you

This is fantastic.

Alternatively:

I am the very model of a modern centrist Liberal
Not int'rested in deep thinking analysis, political
I merely take what papers say at face value, I'm gullible
I think the left are evil but fascism's quite acceptable.

I like to read the Guardian, Polly Toynbee is infallible,
James O'Brien's a genius, and Suzanne Moore is magical,
Jess Phillips is a feminist, a socialist and pragmatist,
Can't she be the leader? Jezza Corbyn is an animal.

WhatEvil fucked around with this message at 20:31 on Aug 2, 2019

WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.

BizarroAzrael posted:

So I have a £25ish headset I use for games, how good is that likely to be? Still open to getting a new mic.

I mean, I'd have to hear it.. but probably terrible.

What's fine for gaming sounds really bad on a podcast. Partially it's about the size of the diaphram - on a headset mic it will be tiny, pro recording (stand-mounted) mics are bigger. Like how you get lovely sound out of tiny speakers (at any sort of volume).

WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.

namesake posted:

That's the opening to season 2.


Help me budget

Guests £50
Advertising £30
Microphones £4000
Staff £10

Help me my podcast is dying

I was the original person ITT who said 'get anybody doing the podcast to spend at least 20 quid on a desk or stand mic' :P

You don't need to get a professional studio recording mic, just get something that's not a headset.

I know this because my headset died recently, and I couldn't find a decent headset (with mic) which didn't have a massive gamer tax on it... so I bought a $100CAD Sennheiser headphone set and a $25 no-name Chinese desk mic and the quality is WAY better than any headset mic I've ever had.

WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.

ThomasPaine posted:

I'm probably being super racist but I've always wondered about this because as far as I can see she's... not black?

She has a white dad.

Her mum is a not-super-dark-skinned black lady:

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WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.

It's kind of an interesting thing because in some BAME communities there is a hierarchy of 'blackness' where (depending on the community/culture/class etc.) being light or dark skinned is seen as being more desirable.

WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.

This is pretty good.

https://twitter.com/YoungScotsUnion/status/1157687657973071872?s=20

WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.

Yeah Azza just wanna say you seem like a good guy and I hope you stick around. Your joke was a bad one but it's cool, just learn from it.

Steve2911 posted:

Right I've decided I'm going to do the whole engagement thing but Google is useless for this.

Where do I start?

Whole engagement thing? As in, engagement to be married? It's traditional to start by finding a lady friend (assuming you are a heterosexual male).

WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.

Gorn Myson posted:

Why are we wasting our time with this poo poo.

Lets focus on the terrorism that anyone could face on the street; having a milkshake thrown at you. Tommy Robinson and Nigel Farage being hit was our Twin Towers.

As a minority white male, I

WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.

Guavanaut posted:

Hope ShaneMacGowansTeeth gets fixed.

He'll only get them knocked out again.

E: Hope you're ok buddy.

EE: Unrelated but:

https://twitter.com/PunishedCarxist/status/1157661955727003648?s=20

WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.

Azza Bamboo posted:

I think we could be careful about posting all of the funny stuff about Bojo. All this stuff, negative or positive, is just putting all the attention on him. It's like Big Brother: you stay in the house because you're stirring such poo poo that people want to keep watching. It's the boring guy who does nothing and never gets air time that gets voted out.

He just strikes me as someone who's benefiting from any publicity, good or bad, and what's really needed is just to turn every discussion about Bojo into a discussion about policies as quickly as possible.

Yeah I agree with this.

Like in this forum it's obviously fine nobody is going to be swayed by Boris but whenever you post or retweet something Boris has done on twitter, or in another public forum where you say 'haha what an idiot' just feeds the fire. I make sure to a) Not retweet that stuff or b) If I do say 'Don't be distracted by the clown act, he's a seriously nasty piece of work and that's exactly what he wants'.

WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.

So y'all are talking about dry socialist texts, and have previously been talking about podcasts.

I've been talking about a creating a youtube channel of my own for a while where I read leftist books and break them down into poo poo people can understand.

I've signed up a youtube and patreon account and everything. Haven't actually made any content yet, but still think I might get to it eventually.

WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.

Gort posted:

Aaron Bastani any good?

He's alright. I think there was a thing a while back about him not caring about rape, or something?

Ash Sarkar who's also with Novara media is very good though.

WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.

Pochoclo posted:

Foreign music you say

what about... DOUBLE FOREIGN music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3C04TKCce8s

That is loving dope.

WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.

Brooker can't be all bad:

https://twitter.com/chunkymark/status/519030657503477760

WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.

Pilchenstein posted:

^^^ 2014 predates the Media Meltdown Singularity though

If his personal politics are dodgy, he's at least shown a degree of self-awareness that almost no other comedian/media personality has :v:

I want to give him the benefit of the doubt - maybe he just realised that modern satire needs to be more than just "angry man opposes everything" and called it a day. The only genuinely angry tv satire these days is New World Order and even that sticks a half-hearted boot into Corbyn every episode for the sake of "balance".

Mash report is mostly good and lefty. I live under the assumption they got told they were too lefty and now they have to make a (clearly half-hearted) dig at Corbyn once in a while and get that bellend Geoff Norcot on, but for the most part they are genuinely angry and genuinely lefty. Nish Kumar, Rachel Parris and Greig Johnson are all decent twitter follows.

WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.

Pilchenstein posted:

I've only ever seen promotional clips of that and it always seemed loving insufferable - stands to reason the BBC would pick the absolute worst, most banterish moments to promote it though :v:

Here's a good bit worth watching.

https://twitter.com/rachelparris/status/1072447909847797761?s=20

WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.

baka kaba posted:

I had a moment where I hoped Konnie had become a raging socialist but her twitter feed is mostly about her new kids' book, lots of anti-racist retweets though so that's cool

I actually feel like Brooker and her are both savvy enough (particularly between the two of them) that they know any time a celeb goes in on politics, it ends badly for them, and it's probably a conscious decision not to.

Like I believe that Brooker and Huq are both decently left wing - he's been on the alternative election night broadcast a couple of times and dug into the Tories hard IIRC.

Also Connie Huq just owns in general. I love her so much.

WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.

Thing is though he can be funny if he wants to be... it's just that the American evening viewing audience doesn't want that.

Like seriously have you watched any of the "late night" shows? Colbert, Conan, Jimmy Fallon? It's all just the lamest kind of humour. All the 'jokes' are just stating really obvious stuff or saying something and then showing a picture of a photoshop or something for the punchline.

"Trump did a thing today, he's an idiot"
*HAHAHAHAHAHA*

WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.

Guavanaut posted:

I'd bet a fiver she's from Buckinghamshire.

Hey don't tar me with that poo poo.

WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.

https://twitter.com/jsternweiner/status/1158018270546583553?s=20

WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.

Wolfsbane posted:

Are those the ones who don't require their members to be either Jewish or members of the Labour Party?

e: no, that's JLM. This poo poo is complicated.

JVL are basically saying "We're Jewish and we don't believe that Labour is institutionally antisemitic - in fact we think they're doing a good job in making efforts to stamp this stuff out. Also the other parties are way worse for antisemitism and racism in general".

So yeah, JVL are not the JLM - which is the group Ruth Smeeth is involved with.

E: JVL say that they are not "anti-Zionist" but that they seek to provide a voice for those who do not support JLM's "profoundly Zionist orientation".

WhatEvil fucked around with this message at 01:01 on Aug 6, 2019

WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.

Total Meatlove posted:

The people who keep posting her tweets know she’s being deliberately provocative to garner reaction, but do it anyway aware of that as if falling for it repeatedly is proof they’re really smart and they are all worse than Tories.

I think you credit her with much more smarts than she actually has.

WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.

Gaemblor posted:

It's Trevor Bastard - same guy behind Simon Hedges / Streatham Rovers / Oliver Laughdugry / a billion other 'Trevor Bastard Extended Universe' parody accounts

Ohhhh cool, I didn't realise he was behind any of those. They're really well done parody accounts, just the right level of subtly silly.

WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.

https://twitter.com/uncoolfellazone/status/1158772523749793792?s=20

WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.

quidditch it and quit it posted:

I’m in the process of quitting smoking because I bought 50g of Golden Virginia from a supermarket instead of my “usual shop” and it was £26. Made me realise I’m smoking about £100 a month which is frankly loving stupid.

loving hell. That's about enough to buy ~10-15g of legal weed in Canada - i.e. enough to get you (or at least, me) absolutely stoned off your tits every day for a few months.

E: When vaping it, which is apparently more efficient.

WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.

Guavanaut posted:

Is this a Brexit Party psyop? Is this what the EU looks like to Express readers? Is this what the middle class does all day?


Guav twitter account spotted:

https://twitter.com/ABBAOfficiaI/status/1159187865072558080?s=20

WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.

That's clearly Walter White. I don't know why he's a Fubpee now though.

WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.

Aphex- posted:

I was given a 500 million Zimbabwe dollar note when I was in Mozambique and I will guard it with my life for when no deal happens.

That might actually be worth something now.

I bought 5x 100Tn dollar notes from ebay back during the crash - they were ~£2 each. I was going to give them out to family as jokey christmas presents but forgot, so I still have them. Found out recently they're now worth about £50 each. Result!

WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.

BizarroAzrael posted:

Capitalist dog!

Hey man, at the time I was giving money to an impoverished nation for something essentially worthless.

Not my fault if I've accidentally made money from it.

[/capitalistsay]

WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.

OwlFancier posted:

I would advocate for the approach of abandoning the notion of socially acceptable things to like and go instead with your actual brain. If you like playing d&d then good, you're having fun with people you like. The point of living, if it can be said to have any point, is to enjoy it, collectively.

People who put stock in being cool are thick..

As somebody who only came to D&D in his 30s... it fuckin' rules. It's painted as this super nerdy thing, and I guess it is a bit cause you have to get into the rules and stuff, but the actual experience is dope as hell. Helps that I play with goons from this very thread.

And yeah as a more general point, I said recently that more people should be OK with liking pop music... just like what you like, gently caress everybody else. People who get so heavily into one music genre and start saying stuff like "Yeah that's not real Norwegian Ambient Hillbilly Death Metal" are the real nerds. Gatekeeping sucks. Like what you like, let others like other stuff if they want to.

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WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.

Firos posted:

Dungeons and dragons is great because you end up in fantastical situations that are actually a little banal (eg fighting a dragon) but also situations that are as ridiculous as they are fantastical like eg trying to psychically communicate with a potato, WhatEvil.

Hey now, I only did that to humour Rumda.

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