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WarMECH posted:jerry seinfeld dated a 16 year old with giant cans when he was almost 50 *Bass riff*
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Crusader posted:just came out of a coma, who's president Clinton. Bill.
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Avirosb posted:Has the Seinfeld theme been used in a porno? You've got it backwards, the Seinfeld theme is from a porno.
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Inspector Hound posted:House of Cosbys Stupid litigious Cos strangling that in its crib and getting us Rick and Morty instead.
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Iron Crowned posted:Do people actually pirate anime? Do you not have 40 meg RealMedia files of DragonBall Z downloaded over dial-up in like 1996?
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twoday posted:What's with the timing of these things? It feels like there was a stretch without any major incidents, and now there are a bunch at once Maybe it was too hot before? I’m not even kidding, that could be the reason.
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Sure, ban the vidcons, I have enough of them now. Call of Duty is absolutely going to launch with the white phosphorous bonus.
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Toxic Mental posted:
See? I told y'all Mitch was left-leaning.
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Aug 6, 2019 14:35
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Bert Roberge posted:They used to do this with squirrels, but many cities had to stop since they were going bankrupt. They changed it from 1 or 1/2˘ per squirrel tail to giving prizes to the schools that killed the most. Nice. Turns out humans are really loving good at killing animals. 
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mad.radhu posted:this worked btw Indeed, they don't gently caress around in Alberta, with patrols and a toll-free number you can call if you see a rat, alive or dead, anywhere. 
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Superanos posted:https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1159056155764809729 Mmmm, this is the morning tweet I need to start my day.
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HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:LOL doahld tump tweeting about the cities he's going to be visiting today. The people of El Paso begged him not to. "No, please Mr. President...the smell..."
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neutral milf hotel posted:(not during) This may depend on the job being interviewed for.
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Bernie: "Yes...ha ha ha...Yes!"
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(Locks alcoholic in a room where they can't get booze. Alcoholic dies from DT)
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Man Musk posted:Prez literally psychopath so what they’ve all been, this one just gives zero fucks and doesn’t try to hide it.
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Nae! posted:Homer Simpson was supposed to be fat as hell but he weighs exactly the same as our svelte president Also the episode where he got so fat society couldn’t deal with him was 315 pounds.
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Aug 11, 2019 16:10
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the gently caress is this cannibalism
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Doorknob Slobber posted:god i hope a bunch of chuds get shot in portland as long as it’s by the police
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lol trump doesn’t even have a 94% approval rating within the trump family
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This never would have happened if trump had just LOCKED HER UP.
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Bearjew posted:I woke up again poo poo, I offed the wrong person. Must have been the wrong address.
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FizFashizzle posted:wait this isn't real right No, it's fictional media made by Disney.
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a.lo posted:Me with an angry look on my face "Je suis désolé pour ta meuf, Manu."
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(between tears of laugher) "My goodness, thinking I'd believe a woman would have sex with you. I mean, look at you."
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a.lo posted:Please do not post Diamond and Silk or their videos. Thank you
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Aug 26, 2019 15:16
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I accidentally booked an appointment between my boss and a conspiracy theorist. The crazy man actually believes Donald Trump is the president.
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shyduck posted:On the bright side the hurricane will certainly kill all the bed bugs at Doral Doral will die before the bedbugs do.
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"Good morning. Let's see what mail I received at work. Oh look, a 30ish-page document printed on a home inkjet printer where every page is something like this. Tru...deau
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