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The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

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Yams Fan

really disapointed in King Elijah for this happening under his watch

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The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

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smarxist posted:

lmfao

https://twitter.com/thedeadlydonald/status/1156914513700171776

COBRA
ahahaahaaha

i've never gotten an invoice for COBRA that was less than $600 a month

literally nobody uses COBRA when they lose a job

loving cobra

i'll take my chances buddy

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

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Yams Fan

fits my needs posted:

https://twitter.com/KTVU/status/1156997604661583872?s=20

hmmm, what if instead of tuff sheds we just put all the homeless into a giant concrete former prison

:thunk: :ca:

it's not the worst idea, as long as they aren't gonna lock the homeless in the cells, get them some blankets, decent meals and a place to take a piss with a door or a curtain

they'll do none of those things

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

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Yams Fan

this is a thing that literally happened to someone i went to college with except replace city bus with commercial truck driver with a suspended licensce

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

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Kull the Conqueror posted:

what are your guesses as to what the spin on this will be?

Compassionate president concerned about Baltimore crime rate

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

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changing my account name to "Spiritual AIDS"

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

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Bannon is a probably vodka man

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

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Yams Fan

don't you hate it when you get out of the shower and your wet feet get cold on your bathroom tiles?

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

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kaleedity posted:

this is what you do in america to position yourself to run for president now

given that she's one of the few people that managed to make it out of the administration on her own terms, without her reputation completely destroyed, I wouldn't underestimate her.

I wouldn't be surprised if she was the one that penned the "I'm in the trump administration but we're trying to reign in the dumb president, honest!" op-ed as an insurance policy for whenever she decides to make her move

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

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thank you president dad jokes

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

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Trumpin' got my chips cashed in
Keep trumpin' like the doodah man
Together, more or less in line
Just keep trumpin' on

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

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I’m sorry guys it’s my fault I didn’t think and pray hard enough after the last Mass shooting, my bad

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

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fosborb posted:

also my kid starts up school again in two days and I'm loving terrified for him lololol they already had a lockdown last year when some kid brought a gun onto campus lmao

send your kid to an inner city school

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

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Happy Noodle Boy posted:

?????????????????????????

Bill????

Right??????

Red flag registration isn’t even middle ground it’s quarter ground at best.

Also....loving Toledo. The presidents brain is smooth as an egg and Democrats are gonna lose to him again.

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

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Yams Fan

Your honor I have my softball league on Sundays, If it pleases the court i can do Saturdays, Wednesday afternoons and every other Tuesday, but not on the 14th I have Dave Matthews tickets.

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

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Robert Plant posted:

have things gotten worse?

today and everyday friend

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

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cumshitter posted:

god damned white people. walking around with their pleated khakis pulled up all the way to their chin. no loving glass.

pull down your damned pants, honkey!

I’ve been dressing like a square suburban dad for 15 years and now Nazi’s are stealing my threads.

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

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Lawman 0 posted:

I hope this is recognized more and more

the sign of a healthy country is when a dead gay internet comedy forum is 3 years ahead of the countries elected leadership

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

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Mitch McConnell would probably fit in very well in cspam if he didnt stand for everything we despise

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

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was hillary the one that was spazzing out about violent video games in the 90s or was that Tipper Gore? I think one of them had a boner for hating on rap music too

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

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Yams Fan

I don't understand why everyone doesn't just ask their parents for a down payment.

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

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FAUXTON posted:

Invisible hand extended forward and upward, invisibly saluting



when will we as a nation admit the stock market is a slot machine with no bearing on anything

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

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FAUXTON posted:

They seemed real fuckin close to it yesterday but then they all shuffled down to the business hole and snorted their 3PM bump

poz my neg business hole, thnx

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

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Yams Fan

Death Becomes Her sequel looking good

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

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shovelbum posted:

Mass shootings are still honestly quite rare by any standard, though horrible. The elaborate training and endless drills and stuff are definitely designed to perpetuate the culture of grift and fear that both the rich and mass murderers thrive in.

you say that but my son is going into kindergarten next year and my daughter is in daycare for another 3. No statistic is going to convince me that at least one of them won't be a school shooting survivor by the time my daughter graduates high school.

and after that, colleges are only marginally safer

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

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Jon Huntsman aka Russian Ambassador aka 2012 John Kasich just resigned out of the blue

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

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Excuse me, but only we can go low, you guys promised to go high...you wouldn’t break a promise from Michele Obama would you?

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

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Tim Ryan is on CNN doing his best to be mad and ANGRY about guns, which I guess is better than his previous slogan of "you don't have to yell"

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

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UFOTacoMan posted:

got drat remember the crazy q car lady from last night, she's a doctor


https://twitter.com/travis_view/status/1158968660553162753

nice try, but theres no way a lady named Tammy Towers is not a porn star

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

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Yams Fan

2013 huh? Looks like Obama's got alot to answer for

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

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Intel&Sebastian posted:

Open carry is the dumbest of dumbass poo poo. Like, at the very least, someone doing CCW is by definition at least not engaging in HEY LOOK AT MY GUN HURR HURR poo poo, which is a red flag all on it's own. Asking daily-carriers to please not be weirdos about it is like the minimal amount of responsibility we can ask when it comes to our national GUNS EVERYWHERE UBER ALLES policy which means of course terminal smoothbrains have to fight it.

the whole point of concealed carry is that it's a deterrent because the bad guys with guns could think literally on the street could be a good guy with a gun. open carry means at best go find some place else to do your shooty shoots or at worst you target the open carry guys first and eliminate your biggest threats

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

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Crunchy Black posted:

Welp they finally got around to blocking SA at work so RIP me.

I guess me refreshing the trump thread 600% more than any other page I visit was...suspicious.

depending on how strict your IT department is, if you dont wanna strictly phone post you have some options

1) VPN
2) RDP to your home computer
3) blow the IT guy to let you through

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

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I am 36 years old, ive been going to the DMV for the better part of 2 decades and I have never ever had any loving problem there what so ever. I don;t think ive ever waited in line more than 15 minutes

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

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A Big Fuckin Hornet posted:

just end this stupid loving country already jesus loving PISS

you wish. this country's got at least 40 years of grift in it left before the peasants revolt

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

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Mariana Horchata posted:

blago was on the apprentice?

and his wife

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

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Jon Joe posted:

how does one obtain that level of dead grandmothers

edit: a grandma snipe

you see, one of your grandmothers was a lesbian so there's 2 right there. Then when your parents get divorced and remarried that's 2 new grandmothers, so we're up to 4, then one of them was also a lesbian so we're up to 5.

I found out my paternal grandmother died when my dad texted me simply "grandma gone"

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

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Bert Roberge posted:

We're gonna lose 2020.

even if a democrat wins

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

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C-SPAM: Unintelligible Garbage for Insane People › THE PRESIDENT: (In Progress.)

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

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C-C-C-Comey and the gang!

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The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

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i'm the guy that started clapping

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