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Golli posted:What is the difference, if any, between a Gameplay 'Programmer' and Gameplay 'Engineer'? One has to first build his own tools, the others don't.
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ErrEff posted:Meanwhile, the actual QA testers at CIG who get a paycheck every month have some more coffee from the ten thousand dollar coffee machine. Lmao if you think they do inhouse QA or if they do that the QA people are nothing more than third rate contractors residing in the basement, drinking no name energy drinks in an unlit room 45°C hot. I bet they don't even get to use the toilets regular employees use.
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Coming Soon* : Fleet Carriers. ONLY 2, 5 Million Dollars. Tell your Org Friends, start your OWN Kickstarter. *for preorder concept sale
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It's kinda fun how all companies involved in this are scammy, incompetent and kinda evil. I wonder if all of those Crytek Employees got all their missing back pay or not
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SoftNum posted:Also by her own account she chose him out of a book of hollywood producers/directors (heavily implied that she wanted to make it in hollywood) Man, she chose poorly.
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TheAgent posted:nah, she's got her own production company, her daughter is in a ton of films/tv shows in pretty decent parts, she's living in the loving pacific palisades, probably takes about $300k to $500k a year from CIG Yeah but imagine having to touch Chris Roberts shrimpy youngman and jerk him off under the covers, let alone have sex with this stammering bag of hot air.
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I'm so sorry I posted the thing I posted in the unfunny Croberts thread, I was under the wrong impression that I was in the GBS one. I hope thinking about Chris' shrimpy youngman didn't disturb anyone too much.
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Can someone explain to me why the patch notes read like an arcane tome? Columns and cards and spheres and orbs.... What the gently caress is going on with those
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tuo posted:Also someone release Silksong please The Hornet Card has moved to 5.6 due to unexpected fidelity issues. Nails can currently not damage enemies. The Jumping Column has been moved to a later patch Jack-Off Lantern fucked around with this message at 15:56 on Feb 22, 2020 |
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How can mere mortals living in linear timeline even fathom the transcendental genius of parallel development? For Crobbler, the game is both completely done and not even started, since He cannot perceive time like a lower being anymore. Checkmate.
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The Star Citizen Trades subreddit is a loving mess to read and understand. It's all abbreviations and middleman stores pushing stuff for 75% of their buy in value.
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So why does a planet named microtech have moons that are actually sensible names?
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Agony Aunt posted:I think they don't understand game development. Clearly, Star Citizen transcends causality
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May 13, 2020 11:36
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Is Body Dragging 2.0 the consequences of piracy implementation?
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May 16, 2020 16:19
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So wait,Earth and Terra aren't the same planet in Star Citizen?
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May 22, 2020 05:05
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Just.. Don't make it EARTH? MAKE NEO TERRA Like in Battlestar Galactica or some poo poo
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May 22, 2020 09:04
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The Titanic posted:For those times when your credit card is maxed and you still want to feel the experience of the Star Citizen world, you copy their webpage and redirect everything back to your local machine so you can still feel that sugar rush of buying everything. That just sounds like the same findom with even more added steps
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May 26, 2020 18:29
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Scruffpuff posted:I bet almost anyone here can identify the sounds alone of the X-Wing, Tie Fighter, and Millenium Falcon. Just the sound. These were dreamed up in the 70s and are in use to this day. To be fair, imagine being an artist working under him. The man has no clear cut aesthetic and changes what the gently caress he wants multiple times a day. I'd just wing it for a paycheck and do my own portfolio work for when I get inevitably fired.
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May 28, 2020 06:29
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Wait, microtech is THE PLANET??? I thought new Babbage was?
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Jun 12, 2020 20:27
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Limited time offer! : for only 999$ you can get 90000 crystals to roll on the Idris Rainbow Banner with a chance for an exclusive Rainbow Soulbreak Idris! It will punch above its weight, guaranteed!* ** *No drop chance given, 8999 crystals per pull. No guarantee or anti frustration mechanisms in play **does not actually punch above its weight
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Jul 7, 2020 09:56
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Larz posted:I can't believe he went to the effort to create this. Anus-et? What a good name to put on a plaque.
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Bedshaped posted:a friend of mine said he was playing 3.10 on the PTU Cause real games have ptus, so to make the scam appear legit, SC needs one too. This is the answer to 90% of the poo poo they do. It's basically cargo culting themselves hoping of they adhere to game dev rituals a game might manifest
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Nicholas posted:I like how the stadia thread has their very own MoMA. so did the OUYA thread if I remember correctly. Xboxpants was a pro compared to HA
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Rotten Red Rod posted:Also he moved to LA to try and be a voice actor, and, uh, he's not good. He sounds kinda like that one guy who did voices in every Flash game on Newgrounds. ProZD he is not. When's Chairem Anime : Legend of the Galactic Recliners, you hack?!!!
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Aug 2, 2020 03:47
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Man, I only have a penis, not a cruise missile. How can I hit that G-Spot?
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Snazzy Frocks posted:at this point i dont know why they dont just sneak in a bitcoin mining subroutine to take advantage of all these expensive rigs people built for this game. Who says they did not, as badly as the "game" runs. Edited for clarification. Jack-Off Lantern fucked around with this message at 19:17 on Aug 24, 2020 |
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So the audio team discovered auto ducking/auto gain? 300 millions well spent!
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I shave with Standi
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Ffycchi posted:Well...I stand by that I won't live long enough to see star citizen. Well buddy. You don't look so good. Time to set up your Will so your idrii can be given out. (Holy gently caress mate, I'm hoping the treatment can turn it around and you'll get better)
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MedicineHut posted:What are the titles that denote he was actually the head of the project, Executive Producer? Director? Usually lead design or sometimes director. It depends on the company how involved the job title is. It's also very different in East vs West terms.
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Oct 6, 2020 11:25
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The Titanic posted:Bethesda games do this "save the location of every object" and it's great at first but after about 3/4 of the way through the game the saving and loading takes forever and you run into lots of random crashes as you go through doors. This actually made saves unloadable in Oblivion. Ben already is THE Wing Commander, ask his local hooters /KFC.
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Oct 11, 2020 07:17
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Gravity_Storm posted:If base building becomes a thing and is so superbly complicated I might just have to back this game and buy a bomber that punches above its weight. Anything can be a bomb if moving fast enough, even the free starter ship https://youtu.be/rTAx8r_090o
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NumptyScrub posted:Except they already removed ramming damage *because griefers*, so that gameplay loop is really going to require the bomber (and bombs that currently don't work iirc) Delete this thread, it's not even funny watching them fail if they didn't even manage to implement "RAMMING SPEED"
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DGP Space Lion posted:Now I want to see a CIG Obra Dinn clone The answer for all: Chris Roberts is behind it all.
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COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:New Babbage It's still the worst name. I know that's named after an english polymath, but cmon.
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no_recall posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9OAuViakOc 320,333,577 is my guess. Idiots stay idiots
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I'll pay 20 talents of gold for the Daedalus package so I can hide the inevitable results of PvP in my Vent-Labyrinth. One of the Crewman will get paid to roll his character into the Bull
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jarlywarly posted:I clicked on your second link 1st it said 25 then I refreshed and now it is $30. F5 tax.  Okay? What scam is this then? Is this local regional pricing despite showing dollars? VATS added in? If so, that needs to be declared or its highly illegal
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