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ok how bout this one: Im writing a book about myself which mostly entails fighting, masturbating, loving, drinking, getting really horrible acne, eventually living in skid row going to college and attempting to find a job.
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Grevling posted:I'm French and struggle with life's meaninglessness Try not to murder anyone ok? The police don't like that despite your weird existential crisis.
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Man goes camping in the woods for about a year and will not loving shut up about it. God drat man, you were only 20 miles away from Boston.
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An old man exaggerates his trip to Russia for the attention.
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Giant_Pupils posted:Try not to murder anyone ok? The police don't like that despite your weird existential crisis. ok so it is the stranger
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food court bailiff posted:After like twelve goddamn books it just loving loops are you kidding me A) I love you for this and B) I am probably the only dude who loved that ending and thought it was 100% appropriate. Besides, it didn't just "loop". Roland was left with new starting items that made his next tower run more likely to succeed. It's literature's rogue-like. Charyou Tree motherfucker. To continue contributing... "You probably shouldn't relentlessly bully weird kids in high school because one day they might snap and murder all of you*" *May or may not contain psychic powers
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Boy can't handle all the lousy phonies around him and rebels.
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:And that first one you tried to start a fight over with was Don Quixote. I was merely pointing out your crimes against proper grammar and human decency.
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Oscar Wild posted:Man goes camping in the woods for about a year and will not loving shut up about it. God drat man, you were only 20 miles away from Boston. Thoreau was the proto-hipster.
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"I'm gay and don't know how to cope with it. Also, bullfighting is pretty rad".
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Im having a conversation with god and writing about it. 5 times.
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My Shoes posted:Boy can't handle all the lousy phonies around him and rebels. Oscar Wild posted:High school dropout arrested at local amusement park.
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Man brilliantly disproves god and desperately tries to convince himself he didn't.
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Pretty much all Shakespeare's Comedies Man: I am in love Mans friend: I dunno, women be bitches man. Man gets woman Mans friend gets feisty intelligent woman.
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Oct 18, 2019 01:13
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"I once caught a fish THIIIIS big. No, you aren't worthy to eat it. Have I told you that Joe DiMaggio is awesome?"
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Jesus visits the western hemisphere and sinners are cursed with dark skin.
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A dying confederate soldier dreams of utterly dominating a world of green and red people.
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I started a club. for fighting. in the end ive been in a mental institution.
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My diary as a young girl 1942 to 1944
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My Shoes posted:I started a club. for fighting. in the end ive been in a mental institution.  A loser's imaginary friend takes over his life.
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Oscar Wild posted:My diary as a young girl 1942 to 1944 imean duh - anne frank
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Robots keep going crazy because they're not allowed to kill people.
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I was disappointed in love so now i'm ugly. But my love rival falls down some stairs like a loving toddler so now i'm pretty again.
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Over the course of a summer a family allows a sexual predator to groom and molest their teenage son. And they’re totally cool with it.
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We should have listened to Musk. AI blew everyone up and turned me into an immortal amorphous blob-thing which kinda sucks.
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Is that baby still for sale? I got some weird things I want to do to it. Scientific things, not weird things. Like, play peeka boo, or, just I was trying to make a joke about this thread, but everything I say makes me seem like a pedophile
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roarpower posted:I was trying to make a joke about this thread, but everything I say makes me seem like a pedophile Lolita!
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Oct 18, 2019 02:48
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:Lolita! I probably wouldn't have said that, but, yes, it makes you seem like a pedophile
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war, right? gotta laugh
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war, right? gotta become a fascist government in case aliens are real
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hamtaro posted:war, right? gotta become a fascist government in case aliens are real Starship Troopers?
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:Starship Troopers? Either that or Ender's Game. Either works but yours is probably right.
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:Starship Troopers? yup. did you know that military men are the best and strongest and nicest people ever? it's the ultimate form of human life
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Giant_Pupils posted:Either that or Ender's Game. Either works but yours is probably right. Thread did that one earlier! big nipples big life posted:it wasn't a game, you just committed genocide imo, it needed 'and it was a good thing and you're still a good person' at the end.
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Oct 18, 2019 03:28
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Who da gently caress is john
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A bipolar Russian woman can't decide which guy she likes more. The future of two worlds and all humankind will be shaped by these people.
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Colonel Cancer posted:Who da gently caress is john I haven't been one, but I can't hate one
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Giant_Pupils posted:Either that or Ender's Game. Either works but yours is probably right. AhhHHHH!
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"Buddha on a bike! What you need a degree in philosophy to oil your hog?!" Middle aged men trade in their convertibles for canoes, sodomy, and death.
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CharminUltraStrong posted:"Buddha on a bike! What you need a degree in philosophy to oil your hog?!" Already did this one. My Shoes posted:Guy fixes motorcycle and spouts philosophical poo poo.
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