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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Turdfuzz posted:

Don't make me post my abs.

i dont know what breaks have to do with this

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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refilling a powered down fridge to own the libs

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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all will burn together

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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i can't believe that rivers cuomo died from being electrocuted at an andrew yang rally, but im glad anyway

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Lastgirl posted:

i cant believe people are sussing out caloric intake in a post apoc world

people will grow things again in it, sunflowers basically clean up soil hardcore

i plan on being dead from lack of insulin, personally

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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fits my needs posted:

is he abolishing schooling?

yang will bring my dream of never reading a book to life

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Lastgirl posted:

just become a plant hybrid mutant

crispr is risen

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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smarxist posted:

you can have some of my insulin buddy :glomp:

unfortunately i will be forced to eat your pancreas

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Nae! posted:

It'd be cool if you could get rid of diabetes by giving it to someone else, like Final Destination

id prefer if it was more like it follows :heysexy:

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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ASenileAnimal posted:

andrew yang is ron paul for people too young to remember that ron paul sucks

he doesn't even have a blimp

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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ill never get tired of the no hopers clowning on each other

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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wait can cory booker even run for president if he was born in france???????

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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i can't believe that bernie has already selected avenatti as his running mate

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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drat bernie's garage/gym looks sick

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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im the guy who swerves to pass the guy in front of him for slowing down who then crashes into two different cars

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Unperson_47 posted:

that rear end in a top hat was tailgaiting gently caress tailgators

its not the safest thing to do but i've started loving with impatient drivers who try to pass everyone for going less than 60 in a 35 on purpose

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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click it or ticket

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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tacodaemon posted:

mommy... can I go out and... VAPE TONIGHT

Not about to see your light
And if you wanna vape carts with me
I can show you what it's like
Till you're vaping

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Mariana Horchata posted:

ill be @ ur funeral

pretty sure the unclaimed cadaver ward doesn't throw funerals

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Lastgirl posted:

he's basically right about things but in the wrong way because he lacks so much self awareness for being the culmination of the rot

if he did, he'd probably have existential dread and body horror and akira himself out of this plane of existence and leveling washington d.c. with it

trump is the first fully post-human president

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Gravy Jones posted:

Unlike Howard Schultz the real second best candidate. I.... wait... nevermind.

HOWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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bad mayor insulted trump and now nobody respects the cops!!!!

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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deblasio was the founding member of bodycount and wrote all of ice t's songs

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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remember all those videos of kids in nyc dumping water on the cops and running? i hope that the trend picks up again now that it's sub zero temps

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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shm in cspam: the comic

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Lastgirl posted:

im havin trouble parsing what a moderate democrat is and what a moderate republican is

when centrist basically neatly ties that up because they're loving indistinguishable

he's trying to come up with an imaginary scale of right wingedness to show that well actually, the liberal who wants to sell you out merely wants to sell you out to the moderate republicans, not the literal nazis, as if the moderate republicans and literal nazis aren't currently marching lockstep towards the same goals

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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[curly voice]: moeeeeee

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Schnorkles posted:

4 candidates getting -just- over the viability threshold is going to lead to absolute chaos

the dnc is going to be an absolute 68-style bloodbath and im so excited

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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i like that the dems changed their rules about superdelegates where instead of removing them entirely they've decided to rig things up so that the party will absolutely fall the gently caress apart no matter who the nominee is

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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[hall and oates voice]

mormonpartyboat posted:

flinched when the piss hit his lips

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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the plane man is right. it brings me no pleasure to say this

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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hey now trump and i have leaving nyc to dodge arrest warrants in common

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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new york city needs a mayor who will let the cops summarily execute children for getting them wet

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Admiral Ray posted:

that water could have brain-eating amoebas in it, it's self defense

water is the universal solvent so it's no different than dumping a bucket of acid on them

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Notorious R.I.M. posted:

how will the cops grow if you don't water them

i think i saw a documentary about this once

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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fake melania

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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my president longboss raprock and i,

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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mormonpartyboat posted:

jesus was crucified for being the last one on the grift chain

this is what happens when you lose at the hora, also known as musical chairs

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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never beto black

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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beto wanted to spend more time standing on top of his family

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