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Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

wesleywillis posted:

Movie or tv I guess?

Correct!

# ¿ Dec 16, 2019 22:33

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# ¿ May 16, 2024 09:51

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

luxury handset posted:

https://i.imgur.com/5JN1O3l.mp4

I imagine this is exactly what happens when you find a bees nest and you call a beekeeper from craigslist who'll come pick it up for free.

# ¿ May 1, 2020 16:36

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

It's just riding on the bottom of the lake.

# ¿ May 18, 2020 18:49

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

aphid_licker posted:

At some point in the video that guy's inner dialogue goes from "oh poo poo how do I get this rope off my ankle" to "oh poo poo I hope this rope stays on my ankle"

I think he's done the whole maths of the situation before he even starts screaming, holy poo poo.

# ¿ Jul 24, 2020 18:32

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

"It's still not level!"
"Try another one under that corner!"

# ¿ Nov 30, 2020 19:48

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

Maybe there's a cat up the tree they're trying to get down.

# ¿ Dec 18, 2020 21:38

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

I had a wobbly stool once. Cut the gelatine out of my diet short after.

# ¿ Feb 20, 2021 21:19

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

Lord Stimperor posted:

Brave browser also has built-in ad block and works well with youtube. You can even turn the screen off and the audio keeps playing!

Going with NewPipe for viewing or the Vanced android app for viewing and interacting with Youtube is an altogether more pleasant experience than trying to trick it to work inside a browser imho, especially on a phone. I did firefox + ublock origin for a while, but it was always a pain in the rear end.

# ¿ Mar 28, 2021 23:25

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

I think it's funny how they're like "ooh, that's close, let's instead go inside and watch through the window where we're safe".

# ¿ Jul 25, 2021 18:03

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

GotLag posted:

Do you want video content for this thread or not?

I just said they did something funny! In what world is that arguing for them to have done something else?

# ¿ Jul 25, 2021 19:43

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

Sagebrush posted:

Maybe they're required in Europe because Europeans set their kitchens on fire regularly, idk.

It's not an EU thing, OP is extrapolating wildly.

# ¿ Oct 4, 2021 21:01

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

Those are all excellent clarifications and props for actually looking it up. It's just weird to read something like that and have to go 'wait, what, I'm in the EU and I've never seen one in my life!'. Like, even if Belgium for all I know somehow is the lone holdout where people rather die in a fire, idk.

# ¿ Oct 4, 2021 22:21

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

Zippy the Bummer posted:

maybe they should have strapped motors on shipping containers and used those on D-day

Just thinking of the first twenty minutes of Saving Private Ryan, but it's amidst piles of Garfield phones strewn across the beaches.

# ¿ Nov 2, 2021 22:57

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Only the Marine model

If it wasn't before, it is marine now.

# ¿ Dec 1, 2021 00:29

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Why the gently caress would you drive under it?

Seems a bit of a hassle to try to go over it atm tbqh.

# ¿ Dec 19, 2021 03:28

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

I think the clay is just a positive to make a mold from that then later is lined with fiberglass to make the actual body.

# ¿ Feb 7, 2022 22:01

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

Scratch Monkey posted:

I like to think they just tipped the van over and drove the car in.

# ¿ Apr 5, 2022 16:29

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

Nice ship

for a clown to pilot

on a carnival cruise

# ¿ Aug 10, 2022 22:15

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

Can't park th... never mind!

# ¿ Sep 1, 2022 15:41

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

Platystemon posted:

Slightly overcooked the epoxy resin flooring

# ¿ Sep 8, 2022 17:25

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

Freudian posted:

This is what star trek fabricators should be like. they give you a pile of mulch, and then you run it through a de-mulcher to get what you wanted out of it.

It's also what one end of the transporters should look like.

# ¿ Oct 2, 2022 21:31

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

Don't worry, the asbestos will be fine!

# ¿ Oct 17, 2022 14:27

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/poJhgIJ.mp4

# ¿ Dec 13, 2022 18:11

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

I have a hide avatar button on each post, I guess I forgot that was part of the SALR browser add-on.

# ¿ Dec 18, 2022 15:29

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

LifeSunDeath posted:

"ground" worker indeed

# ¿ Jan 5, 2023 01:19

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

ekuNNN posted:

sound off
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rop0fl47p31r0uzl6.mp4

Mike! Mike! You piece of poo poo! It's your cousin Marvin!

# ¿ Jan 18, 2023 21:30

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

haveblue posted:

You have to act exactly like you would when driving normally and also be ready for a bunch of brand new failure modes that don't happen when it's not turned on. Welcome to the sci-fi future

Just bring a backseat driver for all the fun with a lower chance they grab the wheel to steer you into a ditch.

# ¿ Jan 24, 2023 21:04

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

DRINK ME posted:

Are they stairs up the rock pile on the left hand side / the blue highlight? You can climb to the top of the pile?

Looks like a (now dry) water feature to me, with the blue being some sort of pond plastic.

# ¿ Mar 16, 2023 21:02

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

Vakal posted:

Only $29.99 on Amazon!

Shipping will kill you though

# ¿ Mar 20, 2023 22:04

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

ekuNNN posted:

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rs8ztvqMnU1r0uzl6.mp4

Can't decide if I'm imagining the driver screaming in terror, laughing like a maniac or blank and indifferent.

# ¿ Mar 29, 2023 19:00

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

Phanatic posted:

Imagine a universe with nothing in it but the Earth and some mass, like an asteroid, at a distance of infinity from the Earth. There's still a gravitational attraction between the two, the asteroid will start to fall towards the Earth.

I think the universe is expanding at a rate that that possibly doesn't happen.

# ¿ Apr 10, 2023 17:54

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

Monkey is slang for 500 GBP. At least I hope that's what's referenced.

# ¿ May 29, 2023 21:28

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

We have the technology to just top it with one giant pepperonus slice and yet we don't.

# ¿ Jun 6, 2023 13:57

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

Mozi posted:

'wow it's great to finally join the mile high club... i mean the 3000 feet.... no 2000 feet club... hmm'

terrain! ... pull out!

# ¿ Jun 20, 2023 22:48

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

I'm watching the channel 5 documentary and the weirdest thing I've learned so far is that apparently there is a person who 'owns the rights to the wreck of the Titanic'.

# ¿ Jun 22, 2023 22:19

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

A bunch of total scumbaggery
https://inews.co.uk/news/world/who-owns-titanic-controversy-wreck-unternational-atlantic-ocean-waters-2424035

I'd say I was disappointed, but it's actually entirely as expected.

Not a single mention in the documentary about the bric-a-brac nature of the construction, extremely low on actual content as a whole, not worth watching.

# ¿ Jun 22, 2023 23:46

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

nomad2020 posted:

While submarines are in fashion, here's the H.L. Hunley. Unfortunately the Confederates hold the record for the first successful attack with a submarine, and I believe the first loss of an active combat submarine.

That stick on the front is the explosive, you might be able to imagine what happened.

That's not the Hunley, the Hunley was hand cranked:

Your picture has a file name indicating it's the css David. Fair enough that it actually illustrates the early idea of torpedoes.

# ¿ Jun 24, 2023 13:39

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

I get not being scared of escalators. I also get being terrified of them. I do not get the inbetween thing where you'll go on them acting as if you forgot how to walk or stand.

# ¿ Jul 5, 2023 15:43

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

Training for a manned flight to Jupiter

# ¿ Jul 9, 2023 19:17

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# ¿ May 16, 2024 09:51

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

pee is stored in the globe

# ¿ Jul 9, 2023 20:53

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