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Cartoon Man posted:Can somebody tell me what this is other than my dream job? It's a Russian machine designed to cut a apple into four pieces.
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Zipperelli. posted:Tell me about how you all pump gas. Directly into a plastic bag like a normal person.
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MikeCrotch posted:There should be a contactless lane where someone in F1 style pit crew getup pumps £30 of fuel in like 5 seconds using one of those massive hoses There should also be a "to go" lane where you can buy your gasoline pre-bagged.
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Cojawfee posted:You can also just buy some hydrochloric acid and some sodium, mix them together, and you get hydrogen and table salt. That's how Soviet salt shakers work.
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Erisian Automata posted:So, an emergency is an emergency, and bad stuff happens which we try to minimize. But uh. Sorry about the jet fuel we dumped on your kids? JET FUEL CAN'T MELT STEEL PLAYGROUND EQUIPMENT! 
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Good thing OSHA has a ruling on hard hat stickers.OSHA posted:OSHA would consider painting or placing adhesive stickers acceptable if the manufacturer authorizes the alteration or the employer can demonstrate that the reliability of the helmet is not affected by the paint or the adhesive on the stickers; and the paint or placement of stickers would not reduce the ability to identify defects (i.e., use of see-through stickers) or other conditions that would indicate a reduced reliability. McGavin fucked around with this message at 15:38 on Feb 14, 2020 |
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:The venn diagram of scientists/technicians and people willing to examine evidence from crime scenes produces a really odd group of personalities. The venn diagram of scientists/technicians willing to examine evidence from crime scenes and scientists/technicians unwilling to work if they can't do funny voices is a perfect circle.
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:it's not that naming viruses after places is racist, just that republicans figured out a way to be racist while doing it. they're fairly innovative, really the thought leaders in the field tbh. Muerto Canyon hantavirus ruined it for everyone.
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Oh, don't mind me, I'm just picking up random babies for a smooch.
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Mar 24, 2020 22:34
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:Yeah, for the first 3/4 of that video I was all "That's a pretty cool garbage truck." For the last 1/4 it was a pretty hot garbage truck.
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Indian Candyman looking good.
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:I'm the rona mask in the woods but zero eye protection. I'm the tiny-rear end baby chainsaw.
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Cat Hatter posted:Any ideas who makes that chainsaw? Looks too dark to be a Husqvarna, doesn't look like an Echo. Nobody on Earth owns a Shindaiwa... Huyosen maybe?
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SpaceCadetBob posted:I just googled industrial pigs and found this site If you plug 10 inches and 4700 feet into the Time of Pig Run calculator, the gallons per minute of liquid required to get a transit time of 7 minutes is around 2,750 gallons per minute. Since the calculator uses liquid (which is orders of magnitude less compressible than air) instead of compressed air, the PSI on the compressed air is going to be absolutely ridiculously high. McGavin fucked around with this message at 20:00 on May 13, 2020 |
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Actually, if you plug 10 inches, 4700 feet, and 20 PSI into the Cubic Feet Required To Fill Pipeline calculator, the capacity of the compressor required to get a transit time of 7 minutes is around 500 cubic feet per minute, so it's entirely possible he was doing it at 20 PSI, he was just pumping way too much air in there. Instead of 500 cfm of air, he needed about 7.42 cfm to get a transit time of 7.83 hours. McGavin fucked around with this message at 20:12 on May 13, 2020 |
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SpaceCadetBob posted:Heh, I love playing with formulas that I have no idea are correct. I got the same numbers with 20 PSI and a 500 cfm compressor, so we need to know the capacity of the compressor he was using (it was definitely too high). McGavin fucked around with this message at 20:20 on May 13, 2020 |
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A Pack of Kobolds posted:But what about the pig's enormous, mesmerizing balls? Some bastard cast reduce balls on them:
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It's when you stick a metal rod up the tree's urethra for sexual pleasure.
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It's the all white one.
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Cyrano4747 posted:Both me and my wide have been telecommuting for the last three months and goddamn it’s loving wonderful. Nice Freudian slip.
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quote:Seattle U.S. Attorney Brian Moran 
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Nenonen posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbvpVf-T0io I'm more worried about the guy 33 seconds in. His shoe definitely came off.
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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:I can't figure out who hosed up here because I can't make out the light. Or where the white car is coming from. The light is clearly red in the Facebook link. They were probably street racing because I can't think of any other possible explanation for two vehicles running a red light at top speed.
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I wish to return this hotdog slicer.
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Tires came off... He's dead.
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LifeSunDeath posted:well they're all dead The REAL MAN clearly survived to pass his genes on to the next generation.
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haveblue posted:beautiful human elevator I drive a Chevrolet movie theater.
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The Lone Badger posted:I would try to pose in a way that will leave a humorous diarama. 
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Cemento fresco.
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GotLag posted:When I was a dumb teenager I was one of 10 people in a car about the same size. I thought we'd done pretty well but I guess not Don't feel too bad, it's one of those Russian nesting cars.
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Kokanee vs Sockeye?
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MF_James posted:This made me grit my teeth and sweat a little bit. I'm Canadian, so I don't see the problem in the video. Can someone explain?
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I'm the guy caressing and gazing longingly at the blow job machine.
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dialhforhero posted:What cloud is a good cloud? FFVII Cloud = Yes.
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https://i.imgur.com/xeSaPgf.gifv Phoenix, Oregon
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I'm the propane tank on the forklift that's on fire.
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Russian Jenga is hardcore.
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