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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

It's the 20s so get ready for a lot of people posting flappers and swing dancing and forgetting what happened at the end of that decade! :toot:

Finally out of a decade that started with Gordon Brown ceding the narrative to the fascist papers, Alan Johnson passing some terrible and illegal legislation during washup shenanigans, the fash rags supporting Tories anyway in a huge shock, people pissed off that New Labour were just another bunch of authoritarian bawbags hopping on the Cleggmania wagon, which immediately fell over and a bunch of clowns exited and joined up with the Tories, there was a promised Great Repeal Bill that never happened, austerity was the worst loving economic decision ever made and a deliberate ideological choice that murdered hundreds of thousands, the Olympics opening ceremony brought together millions who weren't the homeless and sex workers chased out of London for the event, David Cameron promised an EU referendum afraid of UKIPs, accidentally won a majority because of a bacon sandwich and a monolith, hosed a dead pig, hosed a country, doot doo doo right, Home Sec now PM, hostile environment ramped up to 10, Windrush deportations, held an election against a fractured disorganized Labour party led by an anti-authoritarian leftist and lost her entire majority, Brexit stalls as nobody can agree on anything, and in the final moments of the decade a golem made out of racism and public school games involving biscuits wins a majority promising Brexit by the end of January. Also the housing stock is still covered in flammable cladding despite a massive tragedy.



Subcomandante Marcos posted:

In our dreams we have seen another world, an honest world, a world decidedly more fair than the one in which we now live. We saw that in this world there was no need for armies; peace, justice and liberty were so common that no one talked about them as far-off concepts, but as things such as bread, birds, air, water, like book and voice. This is how the good things were named in this world. And in this world there was reason and goodwill in the government, and the leaders were clear-thinking people; they ruled by obeying. This world was not a dream from the past, it was not something that came to us from our ancestors. It came from ahead, from the next step we were going to take. And so we started to move forward to attain this dream, make it come down and sit at our tables, light our homes, grow in our cornfields, fill the hearts of our children, wipe our sweat, heal our history. And it was for all. This is what we want. Nothing more, nothing less. Now we follow our path toward our true heart to ask it what we must do. We will return to our mountains to speak in our own tongue and in our own time. Thank you to the brothers and sisters who looked after us all these days. May your footsteps follow our path.
When three thousand armed Zapatista guerrillas seized a series of towns in Chiapas on January 1, 1994, their goal was to instigate revolution in Mexico and to protest that same day’s implementation of the North American Free Trade Agreement, which had recently been signed by presidents Carlos Salinas and Bill Clinton.

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

Anyway fellow threaders - here are some numbers which might come in handy over the holidays:



In Other News :sax:
• Virgin Trains cease operations on the West Coast Main Line after running trains on the line since 9 March 1997.
• Jo Swinson resigns as Leader of the Liberal Democrats after losing her constituency seat, lol.
• The High Court rules that the Home Office's £1,012 child citizenship fee is unlawful.
• Andrew Bailey is appointed as Governor of the Bank of England, effective from February 2020.
• Tesco halts production of Christmas cards made in obvious prison camps with poor product screening.
• The RSPCA begins an investigation after Jolyon Maugham QC tweeted that he killed a fox with a baseball bat.
• Iain Duncan Smith is welcomed into the same club as Sir Cyril Smith and Sir James Wilson Vincent Savile.
• 31 days until Brexit.
• Planet's dyin' Cloud.



19-Twenty
UKMT General Elexmas 2019 - casually eating surstromming
UKMT November 2019 - Andrew Can't Denounce Epstein Properly
UKMT October 2019 - Johnson Forced to Extend [Everything About It]
UKMT September 2019 - A Pro-Roguelike Set In A Dystopian Failed State/A Fish-Abandoning Government
UKMT August 2019 - we (UK) should simply invade Ireland peacefully
UKMT July 2019 - A more cheerful Brexit/BBC for slutty communists
All Previous Threads (thanks Pesky Splinter)

20/20 Vision
Europol Thread
Scotpol Thread
Trainchat Thread
Political Cartoons Thread
C-SPAM: BREXIT
BYOB: UKMT

Twenty One Pilots
Podcasting is Praxis - The official podcast of the UKMT with UKMT goons talking into microphones about things.
Off the Fence - Brighton based, covering UK & Global topics. Pretty chill and professional peeps. Older 'casts can be found in the PLATFORM B archive.
Reel Politik - The Original Leftie Hate Trolls. Check 'em out.
We Don't Talk About The Weather - Two cool guys discuss news and other stuff. The second-most UKMT-iest of Podcasts.
Desolation Radio - Socialism from a Welsh perspective. Informative hosts.
Revolutionary Despatches - Two new guys starting out.
Connected & Disaffected - Breezy discussions of lefty social, and historical topics, and news updates. Pretty Good.
Trashfuture - Theme of the week style podcast about capitalism and how much it fucks up. Cool podcasters, sometimes working with Reel Politik
Agitpod - Owen Jones & Ellie Mae O’Hagan discuss news.
Reasons to Be Cheerful - Former Labour leader Ed "Red Ed" Milliband and Geoff Lloyd shoot the poo poo, and discuss general politics. Sometimes with guests.
Novara Media - Numerous fluctucating commentators including Matt Zarb-Cousin, Max Shanly, and James Butler among others. Varying topics with guests.
[Citations Needed] - Covers the US, focussing on the media, PR, and assorted bullshit. Also some socialist history topics. Very informative.
Chapo House Media - More US focused, from a leftist perspective. Basically a US version of Reel Politik, but with better mics. Worth a listen.
General Intellect Unit - Podcast of the Cybernetic Marxists. Examining the intersection of Technology, (Left) Politics, and Philosophy; decently in-depth and theory-driven as podcasts go.
Alpha 2 Omega - Tom O'Brien talks political strategy.
Requires Improvement - Podcast of lefty teachers exploring all things education, from a socialist perspective.
Swampside Chats - "The highest communist podcast"

Catch Twenty-Two
Stop, Thief!: The Commons, Enclosures, And Resistance – Peter Linebaugh
Demanding The Impossible - David Morland
Demanding the Impossible: A History of Anarchism - Peter Marshall
Chav Solidarity - D. Hunter
No Shortcuts: Organizing for Power in the New Gilded Age - Jane McAlevey
Libertarian Communism – Isaac Puente Amestoy
At The Cafι – Malatesta
The Method of Freedom – Malatesta
In Praise of Idleness – Russell
Political Ideals – Russell
Declaration – Hardt and Negri
Liberalism, a Counter History – Domenico Losurdo
God and the State – Bakunin
The Conquest of Bread – Kropotkin
Imperialism, the Highest Stage of Capitalism – V I Lenin
Anarchism and Other Essays – Emma Goldman
Social Reform or Revolution – Rosa Luxemburg
Violence – Slavoj Zizek
Jihad vs. McWorld - Benjamin Barber
Crashed: How a Decade of Financial Crises Changed the World – Adam Tooze
Flat Earth News - Nick Davies
Hack Attack - Nick Davies
Ecology of Freedom – Murray Bookchin
Anarchism, Marxism and the Future of the Left – Murray Bookchin
Let's Read Das Kapital – Karl Marx and Goons

UKMT CLP Commissars (thanks feedmegin)

quote:

I came up with the idea of a register of goons and their CLPs in case any new joiners wanted someone to go to to get the local lie of the land.

Barking :shittydog: - feedmegin
Bexleyheath and Crayford - Rolled Cabbage
Bristol East - Luxury Tent Carpet
Bristol West - mfcrocker, Barry Foster, Pistol_Pete, Rarity
Broxtowe - MikeCrotch
Bury St Edmunds - Cluncho McChunk
Canterbury - Spangly A
Chelmsford - Trickjaw
Cotswolds (yes, we do have one) - Yvonmukluk
Cumbernauld - mehall ('s partner)
Dulwich and West Norwood - maugrim
Ealing Central and Acton - Comrade Fakename
Edinburgh Central (s?) - Autonomous Monster
Edinburgh Central, Ipswich - Lord of the Llamas
Enfield Southgate - spiderbot
Glasgow Southside/Central - Niric
Havant - Last Emperor
Hertford and Stortford - Brovine
Hyndburn - Kegluneq
Leeds East - mrpwase
Leeds North East - Irving Washington
Manchester Central - Jakabite
Northampton - superLINUS
North-East Somerset (the long-shot campaign to unseat Jacob Rees-Mogg) - Darth Walrus
Paisley & Renfrewshire South - Sanitary Naptime
Rochford and Southend East - DesperateDan
Salisbury (and Salisbury Momentum, which is now a thing that actually exists) - Wolfsbane
Sheffield south east - Cast_no_shadow
South East Cambridgeshire - Stoic Fnord
Southampton (Test) - waffle, Nova88
St Austell & Newquay - Oh dear me
Stockport Central - Taear
Stroud - sebzilla
Swansea West - Borrovan
Tatton - Bundy
Watford - SpaceCommie
Wimbledon - chestnut santabag

The Effortpost's Graveyard (thanks goddamnedtwisto and UKMT goons)

Join us on synIRC for Question Time Awfulness and Stuff
#ukgoons on synIRC (thanks crispix).

Or on Discord for other UKMT Chat and Podcast Conspiring
https://discord.gg/QErneZT

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learnincurve posted:

Need something added to every OP. DWP have been told not to tell sanctioned people about this.

If you get sanctioned then to prevent your housing and council tax benefits falling like a house of cards, and in some case get access to a utility bill fund, call your local council for a "Nil Income Form".

It's the end of a decade
In another ten years time
Who can say what we'll find
What lies waiting down the line
In the end of twenty-nine



Guavanaut fucked around with this message at 18:08 on Jan 25, 2020

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ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends
for old times sake

Laradus
Feb 16, 2011
Was hoping you'd let the old thread get to 420 at least.

Happy New Year comrades, we'll get through this together.

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

2020: There Is Always More, And It Is Always Worse

Munin
Nov 14, 2004


Happy new decade!

Let's hope we're all happier by the end of it.

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:
Happy new year all, despite all reason I am appreciating the Craig David, though I am aware that many of the problems in this country stem from it being stuck on Kisstory, on loop, forever.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Happy New Decade! Let's hope this is the one where we get a glorious revolution!

Doccykins
Feb 21, 2006
Happy New Year UKMT, Hope everyone got as drunk as Vic Reeves did for the hootenanny

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

HJB posted:

Happy new year all, despite all reason I am appreciating the Craig David, though I am aware that many of the problems in this country stem from it being stuck on Kisstory, on loop, forever.

What the gently caress, jools Holland is on and everyone's lashed and talking absolute shite about future space cars, why would you watch Craig David DJing his own songs

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?
Happy New Year comrades and friends. Another year closer to the better times ahead.

Braggart
Nov 10, 2011

always thank the rock hider
Merry new year you commies!

By which I mean comrades :toot:

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
live footage of my reaction to there being a new year directly after 2019 ends

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyxm8cjMSCo

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:

baka kaba posted:

What the gently caress, jools Holland is on and everyone's lashed and talking absolute shite about future space cars, why would you watch Craig David DJing his own songs

Jools Holland is the WWE of NYE shows, I am comfortable with my decision.

Skarsnik
Oct 21, 2008

I...AM...RUUUDE!




baka kaba posted:

What the gently caress, jools Holland is on and everyone's lashed and talking absolute shite about future space cars, why would you watch Craig David DJing his own songs

The hootananny is one big lie, it was filmed before the election ffs

Can't believe we let people just go on tv and lie like that, it'll be the downfall of this country

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

^^^ what!!!! This explains some things....

HJB posted:

Jools Holland is the WWE of NYE shows, I am comfortable with my decision.

I don't know what that means but he has Stormzy and Craig David has Craig David

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Laradus posted:

Was hoping you'd let the old thread get to 420 at least.

Happy New Year comrades, we'll get through this together.
Be the change you want to see in the world.

Let's get this thread to the skunk cannabis page and hope that at least one fear from the 00s dies for good in this decade.


HJB posted:

Jools Holland is the WWE of NYE shows, I am comfortable with my decision.
I've seen him live and not once did he take a chair to the face, staged or unstaged.

IrvingWashington
Dec 9, 2007

Shabbat Shalom
Clapping Larry

HJB posted:

Kisstory

Can't recommend anybody does this

Happy new year, happy same old class war

I love you all, comrades

Pesky Splinter
Feb 16, 2011

A worried pug.
Happy new year comrades.

WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.

New decade in on the ground floor woop woop.

Just think, by the end of this decade we'll have a transformative Labour government.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Happy New Year UKMT, may this decade be less dreadful than the last one. It has to be, right?

Anyway, enough of that, going to go back to reading terrible fiction.

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

gently caress 2020, worst year this decade so far

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Dabir posted:

gently caress 2020, worst year this decade so far

Conversely also the best

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

and the shortest

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Laradus posted:

Was hoping you'd let the old thread get to 420 at least.

Happy New Year comrades, we'll get through this together.

We managed to have fewer pages in an election thread than the month before.

Post election blues hit the UKMT hard.

Sanitary Naptime
May 29, 2006

MIWK!


Ground floor of a better decade.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
on the upside this should be the first decade in a long time that thatcher won't be alive for any part of

depending on how dominic's resurrection plans are going, that is

Chatrapati
Nov 6, 2012
As a prolific lurker, I must wish good love to you all. Be kind to one another and live in peace. X

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-
Happy New Year, friends! I hope it's a good one for each and every one of you.

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler
I've just woken up on my sofa with a hangover. An appropriate start to the Worst decade :toot:

EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

Happy new year UKMT crew, may the 2020s be less full of Tories.

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

Y'all good people who deserve good things. Yes even you, UKMT antagonist

Why did I think autocorrect would know what UKMT is, I'm on the gin and tortilla chips

Maugrim
Feb 16, 2011

I eat your face
Happy New Year, UKMT. May there be good things ahead however bleak it seems right now.

Sanitary Naptime
May 29, 2006

MIWK!


Angepain posted:

on the upside this should be the first decade in a long time that thatcher won't be alive for any part of

depending on how dominic's resurrection plans are going, that is

Counterpoint: this is a decade in which thatcher won’t die, and that’s a shame.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Sanitary Naptime posted:

Counterpoint: this is a decade in which thatcher won’t die, and that’s a shame.
It's also the first decade since the 50s (maybe 1650s) in which we might get a change of monarchy to a symbolically unpopular figure that might cause a societal review of the purpose of monarchy.

Also the first decade in which Blair might shuffle off to the Hague in the sky.

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

Meghan is powerfully popular though.she opened a car door, like any of us would do!!

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

I'm still up and watching the Glastonbury recap - this is some aggressive saxophoning

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

Cliff Burton bass solo but on sax

AdmiralViscen
Nov 2, 2011

Good luck

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

quad post - powerful decade

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baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

Hey!!

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