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Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

I have made two resolutions for this year. The first is to get a comic script published, ideally in 2000AD. The second is to get over my social anxiety / nonverbal tendencies and go on the podcast, especially since my wife wildly overshot with my christmas gift and got me an entry level professional quality microphone :psyduck:

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Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

No, but the Tories and right wing press will pretend they are, which is I think what he was getting at.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Grey Hunter posted:

The next Labor leader has to be able to stand up and hammer home the fact that with a massive majority, everything that goes wrong from this point on is the Tories fault.

The key thing is to at this point act as if no one was foolish enough to vote for the Tories but don't blame people for the mistakes, if you have to mention it, just say people were lied to.
1) Blame the Lib Dems for splitting the remain vote and refusing to form a rainbow coalition. Nobody is going to win on a ticket of remaining, but there is a possibility of campaigning to former remainers and Tory opposition on making the best of it / stopping the worst excesses after it happens.

2) Promise to reverse all of the poo poo the Tories just did. Like you say, the Tories are going to blast the 'now we have control' message and Labour needs to co-opt that to highlight every single horror and power home how they did this, they chose to do this etc - cut off the 'oh but the eu / courts / lords wouldn't let us' bullshit.

Unfortunately I feel like post-brexit, the disaster capitalists who are now in charge will just invent a new disaster that they tie themselves to, and create another 'you have to vote for us otherwise we lose the nhs / the trade deal with the US / the glow cloud will kill us all.'

But for either of those two initial options to work, as you say we need a Labour party screaming from the rooftops about every single gently caress up the tories make in short, easy to understand slogans.

Might I recommend 'Boris screwed brexit' as a starter? It forces him into a position where it feels true, and to refute it he has to go into details which people won't understand. Kind of using the 'never play defence' alt-right tactic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmVkJvieaOA

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

New Crusader Kings: Modern Warfare expansion fully kickstarted then.

E: bog

Bobby Deluxe fucked around with this message at 05:31 on Jan 3, 2020

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

forkboy84 posted:

I don't know how anyone who has looked at a topographical map of Iran can think this is a good place to invade.
The military industrial complex wants a nice, long drawn-out conflict, not a short one. The harder it is to invade, the more toys they get to sell both sides us.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

^^^ A ton of which we'll end up getting, us being easy to lump in with the US as 'the english speaking rich white assholes' and us being easier to reach.


Smeef posted:

It's really weird to read his posts because there are references to genuinely interesting ideas and things, but then you take a step back and realize none of the interesting poo poo is relevant, and it's all an insane hodgepodge that could drat well be right off the conspiracy-theory cork board of Alex Jones.
So pretty much Malcolm Gladwell?

Bobby Deluxe fucked around with this message at 12:40 on Jan 3, 2020

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Not so much the 'roaring twenties' as the 'continuous wail of existential anguish twenties.'

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Braggart posted:

"You know, I was raised to hate cats, but you seem pretty alright!" said Jessflips the upwardly mobile mouse.

"Why thank you," said Rees the Mogg. "You're quite captivating yourself. Frankly delicious company."

...:words:


Edit: Number 11 in my new book of centrist fairy tales.
This, but with the CGI from the Cats movie.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Pesky Splinter posted:

Shocking revelations about Phillips, from a colleague of the missing hard-hitting journalist, Wurrance Telephene.
https://twitter.com/CecilCentigrade/status/1208812569009541121
Jessflaps: Cock destroyer.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Azza Bamboo posted:

Where I live they've installed a system that seizes up one of the wheels on the trolley if it goes outside of a certain boundary.
We have the same, which means there's a certain way along our local rat bastard street where the radius cuts out and there's always a pileup of trolleys across the pavements.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Guavanaut posted:

Have they asked Jo Swinson?

I know her answer would be to vitrify Persia, but has anyone cared enough to even ask?
I'm imagining Chuka Umanu descending Apocalypse Now style into the heart of cheshire to find Jo;, now worshipped by a fubpee cult of guerilla squirrel murderers.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Cool cool cool glad this was uncovered in time

https://twitter.com/PeterStefanovi2/status/1213059714252247040?s=19

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

"By gum and those sorts of things, I've been a Labour voter my entire life and I will only vote for Labour if Jess Philips is leader." - Jacob Mees-Rogg, Workington

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

For maximum hilarity, stupidity elemental Cum Dommies advises Boris to side with Iran.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

We should move to a position whereby tweetman can only be mentioned / posted with permission of ik, and any discussion of it must be cleared by same.

Anyone breaking this rule is given an avatar and name change to Francis Rossi of Status Quo, which they can't change for a month.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

ThomasPaine posted:

Corbyn should stand again for maximum lol value
It would derail the media angle for about five minutes if he was voted in with overwhelming support from the membership, before they started spinning it as momentum mob populism blah blah blah.

Worth it to see all the loving melts faces though.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

The main thing about the Sinaga situation is that it's a great case to staple to the forehead of any twat who says things about women deserving it because they were drunk. It's horrible that you have to go that far to get these people to actually feel empathy but there it is.

Also go RLB, the politics of Corbyn and the anger of Skinner, just what Labour needs.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

It's a good game. The rich are centuries dead, killed in a worker uprising. In that expansion, you are fighting against new money / capitalism to free a revolutionary space union. You can build drat near everything by just grinding components and waiting a day. It has hoverboards and ship-to-ship combat and an engine capable of going from one to the other.

The major drawback is that it's almost completely impenetrable for new players. They keep saying they're going to revamp the new player experience with a more cinematic intro, but at the moment it's kind of do intro > no guidance.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Miftan posted:

Jess Phillips said "this isn't just about me"? Who is this doppelgänger?
and who is this other dog

what does he want

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

jaete posted:

Hilariously enough I'm not sure even that is sufficient. Johnson is planning to ask for a deal that includes goods but not services, and I don't think EU will try to impose a more comprehensive deal on him
There are two schools of thought - either Johnson is going to do a deal that gives us enough alignment that we might as well be in the EU, which allows him to continue his lifelong shtick of blaming the EU for everything.

The alternative is that he's going to continue to ask the eu for the impossible and run out the clock into no-deal territory.

I'm personally hoping he is lovely in the former rather than the latter sense.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Lobster God posted:

Definitely ring them. Some unis may have a specialist number for mature students (not always obvious on web site) so have a dig for that or phone UG admissions and ask if they have a specialist team.
I can confirm from personal experience that it's possible to get onto a creative / humanities undergrad course as a mature student without needing to go through UCAS.

I had 3 attempts at the first year of uni back around the millennium, and failed all 3. The first two attempts from dropping out through anxiety, then had a year working full-time, then another attempt after being diagnosed with dyspraxia but being told the uni / LEA had no support policy for that.

Cut to 2008, I'm signed off work with chronic RSI, I decide to contact the uni for advice about if it's possible to go back as a mature student. If I remember correctly, it was after talking to someone who worked at the uni, who said most mature students are accepted based on portfolios rather than qualifications.

I applied, and got through basically by contacting the heads of creative writing and sending them samples of the stuff I'd written. Thankfully the LEA agreed to fund me because of what they called 'a litany of failures' on their end over disability support, but if I hadn't had the previous attempts it's very much a 'If the uni will have you we'll fund it' sort of situation.

I don't really know if this would work for a STEM degree though if that's what CoolCab is more interested in.

I do know that from the perspective of the LEA everyone is entitled to gently caress up a year, so if he's just looking to just doss about for 4 years as an undergrad, then that is definitely a viable route.


I'll admit though the thing I took away from that article about the manc rapist guy was the fact that he was described as a "perpetual student." I'd loving love to be a perpetual student, it's the only thing i've ever been any good at.

About what time of year would I need to start thinking about PHD applications? I have several ideas, and thankfully my uni's creative writing department's idea for a pitch is 'write a book.' I'm just unsure about how to even approach the funding side of it.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

RottenK posted:

that's what ppj and his defenders claim but lol if you still trust anything ppj says
have you been mis-sold ppj

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Or serenity RPG but with the alt-whedonverse theory where buffy / angel / cabin in the woods & firefly are all part of the same continuity?

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Speaking of weird sexual things, the new podcast's up.

https://twitter.com/PraxisCast/status/1208394261445664768?s=19

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Alertrelic posted:

I don't like the way he writes dialogue because its infected everything. Bioware went from BG2 to making glorified pansexual dating simulators. Whedonism was part of this rot.
yeah and those ethics in video games, i tell you what

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Keir gives off very powerful "Hey guys, Mr Starmer's my dad, call me Keir" vibes, but at least he's vocally saying he's pro-radical and pro-trains.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

OwlFancier posted:

I played the original dragon age after neverwinter nights so I was just sad that they turned my cool ridiculously comprehensive dnd 3.5 simulation into a weird edgy thing with simplified mechanics and some really loving :stare: plot points and I stopped playing it about three quarters of the way through because I just hated it.
I liked how right before the end of NWN's support cycle, the devs released the endless dungeon mod that let you start at level 5 and then gave you a random map generator to go insane with. It looks like poo poo going back to it now and they don't have tieflings, but it was amazing for its time.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

I think 6 is the trap they caught Corbyn with.

Corbyn (not sure of the best way to word this) initially held off on signing the IHRA definition, because he wanted to add a clause saying that criticising Israel in the same way any other country would be criticised for doing racist things should still be allowed.

Although it's going to be a tough sell saying that arch-racist Corbyn was behind all the antisemitism, even the historical stuff by Ken Livingstone before he was leader; but also so is [insert leadership candidate here].

Also I'm sure they'll insist that the external board mentioned in #2 is them.

Bobby Deluxe fucked around with this message at 13:29 on Jan 12, 2020

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

The BoD stuff does seem like a stealth ratfuck given that their members don't have to be Jewish or Labour, so the conservatives could basically pad them out whenever a Labour MP strays left of the graun.

Are their any other organisations that actually represent Labour Jewish members that we could implement instead? Not that it'd make any difference.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Private Speech posted:

We better spend a couple dozen more million on the royals.
*consults colour chart* yes but which royals

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

I am pretty sure I've seen exhibitionist porn filmed on that exact spot.


OwlFancier posted:

Headline much improved if you remove the HMS.
I refuse to allow the headline PRINCE OF WALES FORCED TO UNLOAD SEAMEN ONTO QUEEN ELIZABETH to go unsaid.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Can't believe we could have a discussion about the best place to poop without including thread favourite the british train station.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Haven't caught up with the thread, but

1) Rarity, if you need a new handset I have a spare Xperia X I can send you free of charge,

2) Can someone just check podcast Rob is OK and that we keep any Polly Toynbee articles away from him? :ohdear:

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

KOGAHAZAN!! posted:

So, having done a fair bit of door-knocking myself, the number of voters who can name a member of the shad cab is a tiny fraction. The number that could name one that isn't McDonnell or Abbott is a vanishing fraction of that. The idea that there exists out there a statistically significant portion of the electorate that a) know who Starmer is and b) like him well enough that him being in charge would flip their vote stretches credulity past breaking point.
If we're going with the 'the public is misinformed' angle, then electability to a lot of people comes down to a nebulous first-impressions based 'presentability' melange. The kind of thing that makes voters who know zero policy say that David Milliband looks more 'prime ministerial' than Ed.

I think what people are talking about with Starmer is that if you showed an uninformed voter a photo of him, RLB and Jessflips, they'd say Starmer by a country mile.

RLB is trying to connect with informed voters (who tend to be the ones who vote in things like party leadership elections), Phillips is trying to do the publicity circuit and get her name out there associated with her ey-oop shtick, but I think a lot of Starmer's appeal is coming from Guardian readers glancing at a photo of him and thinking he seems nice (because they don't want to risk actually reading anything about Labour incase they catch antisemitism).

Some of the centrists and FBPEs will know his name because of his association with remain, but red wall voters (who are angry about labour issues but generally don't pay attention to politics) won't know who he is, just that he looks ministerial.

I think a ton of it comes down to looks.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Seperate issue - who do I contact about getting on the star wars episode of the podcast? So far I've not really pursued it because I haven't really felt knowledgeable enough to contribute, but this is very much in my wheelhouse and frankly if I don't do it for this episode I will probably never muster the will.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Pilchenstein posted:

We recorded that on sunday unfortunately.
Ah balls. Well I'll join the discord anyway, and then hopefully work up the brass if another relevant subject comes up.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Rarity posted:

I got home from work and it's taken 45 mind to come out of sleep mode and it's still not usable. How is a new computer this poo poo?
Apart from what was said about updates and poo poo, the first time Win10 systems boot they have to load everything. After that they use a weird hybrid of hibernating and shutting down so that the system files don't have to be loaded up each time. If it's finalising after first install, it could just be slow from all of this but 45 minutes to come out of sleep does not sound promising.

Leave it updating overnight, delete any bloatware, and then give it a couple of restarts, see how fast it is. If you're not happy then return it.

Or

Ms Adequate posted:

Start guillotining people.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

jess phillips is spice, a piss poor attempt to artificially mellow people out which instead enrages everyone it comes in contact with and destroys communities

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

ThomasPaine posted:

'My being a white man is an immutable characteristic I can't help so saying that lends me privilege is being racist, checkmate lib' is without a doubt one of the stupidest takes I have heard for a while, and it's depressing how much applause he got (though not surprising).
I think the thing that's most depressing about this is the tone deaf degree to which he is literally using his position of privelage to shout her down until the mic moves away.

It's essentially him going "No it isn't, Britane is grate, la la la la shut up."

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Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Bleedin' immigrants leaving the country. :argh:

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