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Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

Wizard Master posted:

Is that Caredresser clown still around

Isaac posted:

Heres whats NOT ALLOWED in the GBS australia thread:

Asking for advice on checking people out of mental wards to gently caress them in public toilets

So no.

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Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

Outrail posted:

STD riddled morons designed to eat nature's cardboard was never going to work. RIP caramello koalas.

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

Airstream Driver posted:

By jumping in front of a train and loving up thousands of people's day.

As he was in life, so in death. An rear end in a top hat.

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

Malcolm Turnbeug posted:

I mean the dude was openly gay so it’s not a huge surprise he killed himself tbh. There’s a huge internalised self-hatred that gay men who don’t ‘act gay’ have for themselves. Often it’ll manifest in them treating men they sleep with like absolute poo poo, or sometimes they act out against (relatively) systemic expressions of femininity like drag queens. It’s really sad he killed himself and I’m not enjoying this story being news but it’s completely unsurprising at the same time

A shame he killed himself, but was still an rear end in a top hat.

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

My home room teacher in 10th grade was a priest. Found out a couple of years back he got caught with kiddie porn on his computer. Lost his job and got convicted. Never heard about him assaulting any students though, thankfully.

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

Depends on the meds and the dick. I've been on a couple of different antidepressants and my dick works just fine not that it matters because I haven't had a date in close to a year *necks more antidepressants like a tree stump being rammed in a woodchipper*

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

Dare you to hock a loogie in it

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

GJ Noon obviously

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

Kharnifex posted:

Just heard a radio ad on 101.7 saying book a trip to Japan and hit the slopes who comes up with this poo poo honestly.

Japan is a huge ski/snow sports destination but yeah that's a pretty big whoopsie.

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

Where's the ya... Oooooooh. :haw:

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

Caesar Saladin posted:

The quality of the infrastructure is good.

Disagree here and not just because of the NBN

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

Caesar Saladin posted:

Man I hope your kitty is just a bit bruised and banged up. Cats are hard little bastards so I'm sure he'll be okay. I remember when I was 14 my cat somehow fell off my 6th balcony in tokyo and survived the mean streets for four days before a security guard saw her somehow unharmed.

i am going to the public hospital epilepsy clinic now and that place fuckin sucks, i gotta complain about it somewhere

There's some weird aerodynamics at play with cats falling off high stuff where it's dangerous up to a certain height but then less dangerous after that (but still potentially harmful) because at that height and above they can do their full turn to land as softly as possible and position their body for maximum aero drag and have the aero braking get into full effect.

I don't remember the exact levels but it's something like:

1-2 stories; no big deal

3-5 stories; worst because they don't have enough time for aerodynamic body drag to offset the higher speed achieved from falling from that height

6-infinite; bad, but not as bad as 3-5 because there's enough time to position to reduce the landing velocity.

Other variables: how fat (fat bad because harder landing) and fluffy (more is good for more aero drag) the cat is.

Cats is weird.

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

Warms the bitter cockles of my heart. Enjoy it in good health Lolie.

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

Ain't happening. I get paid to do mandatory work training, or it doesn't get done. End of.

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

NPR Journalizard posted:

This is the correct option.

Surrender an inch, and they take a mile. Every opportunity to exert workers rights to ensure we don't slip into a USA type situation must be taken.

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

Die, presumably.

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

That cat has a good :catstare:

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

Why do you want a rusty bathtub?

Why do 2 people want it, for that matter.

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

Bought this over the weekend:






It is fun.

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

2012 model with ABS. Got it for under $4k. So far it hasn't gone all Italian and stopped working for no reason yet or pissed oil everywhere. Feels like it was a bargain so far.


Depending on what I sell my Suzuki bandit for, I may actually end up ahead.

Carth Dookie fucked around with this message at 05:18 on Mar 16, 2020

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

maxe posted:

take that exhaust to the metal salvage yard and youll be in the black

Lol.

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

Blow posted:

Wow. Superb motorcycle.

How fast does it go?

Yes.

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

McSpergin posted:

Scott "church is ok but not the beach" Morrisson

I am totally ok with this.

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

This poo poo is wild. Didn't think I'd have 2 major world events I'd have to ramble about explain to kids in 20 years to explain why the world is the way it is; September 11 2001 and 2020 which is rapidly becoming the year that didn't happen because everyone was locked down.


Edit: assuming there's any kids to explain poo poo to in 20 years depending on the climate change apocalypse timeline

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

well why not posted:

On the balcony yesterday arvo, saw an old man yelling at a 30yo woman from his car. He’s stopped at the bottom of a driveway and it’s back and forth about visibility. He says some Nono Words. He’s telling her to come closer etc and she tells him no and drives off.

Young guy across the street shouts out “you are a prick”. “Who’s a prick” old man shouts back. “You are, you prick”. Words continue and old man whips his car around to park next to where the young guy is. Words continue. “How brave are you?” The theme.

Old man hops out, advances threateningly. Young guy squares up and just 1 shot owns the old gently caress into the gutter. Bowls shirt on bitumen; sensible sunglasses in the middle of the street. Just loving sent the guy down.

Words continue - old man is stunned at what happened - “I cant believe you just hit me! I have cancer! I’m sick! You can’t hit people! I have three witnesses, I’ll go to the cops. !” He’s trying to film and sputtering.

Neighbouring balcony, top of their lungs: “you are a prick and no one is on your side”.

Lessons: people are acting out from stress. Don’t try to fight someone 25 years younger than you, or if you have cancer. Don’t say nono words. Don’t hop out the car if you’re in your sixties.

Additional lesson: bogan poo poo like street fighting can happen in the nicest suburbs. Be smart out there Ausgbs

Like manna from heaven.

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

Preordered a Nintendo Switch which hopefully gets delivered sometime later this month since everyone and their dog appears to have bought one and they're sold out everywhere at the moment.

My mum is chipping in because she wants to play it as well and asked for some advice on games. I made some suggestions and she chose super smash Bros over Mario kart which reveals a competitive bloodlust I didn't know she had until now.

Edit:

Now dad wants in as well. Could someone who knows tell me if 3 player local multiplayer is possible for super smash bros with the switch if I get a 3rd controller?

Carth Dookie fucked around with this message at 04:32 on Apr 1, 2020

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

The cruelty is the point.

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

Caesar Saladin posted:

I bothered to put a glossy topcoat on a gundam today and man, he is so shiny. It looks awesome, he makes the other ones look like the budget model gundam for poor people.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbJRtnQvsOM




Bill Posters posted:

I just remembered that I ordered a book from the UK about a week ago. The site said 10-15 days delivery. We'll see how optimistic that is.

Extremely.

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

Caesar Saladin posted:

I wanna buy an airbrush but its a frightening purchase that i don't wanna screw up

So don't. Make your own from poo poo lying around:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ni4o_o5582Y


And also a home made compressor:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bnA_zfJ_m8


Apparently that guy used a home made compressor for years when he started and the ghetto airbrush is disturbingly good compared to his very expensive stuff.

Dude is some kind of model making Savant/MacGyver though.

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

Isaac posted:

Lolie is probated!?

RIP Lolie, another victim of the 'roni thread and Reagan.

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

My Switch that I bought online has been trapped in Queensland since the 9th of April and I am starting to lose my chill over it.

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

:frogsiren: my switch arrived last night :frogsiren:


It owns bones. Glad I got it. Loving playing Diablo 3 again and smash bros is fun too.

Going to be teaching my 60+ parents how to play this afternoon. That will be interesting.

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

Lol my 58 year old mum is playing a crusader in Diablo 3. Hopefully she'll work out how to use more than the A attack soon. :haw:

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

naeka posted:

Heck yes D3 is so much fun on switch. I played alot of Mario Tennis and Mario Kart with mama last year and she kicked my rear end in both, lots of fun definitely recommend. Also tennis has a motion control mode thang where you swing the remotes and it's an absolute blast.

my mum has flatly refused to play mariokart or tennis. She's up for smash bros though and a D3 co op campaign. :3:

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

Watching my 62 year old father play breath of the wild on the switch is a trip.

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

I'm lucky that the WFH tracking poo poo hasn't started yet. I do my work and I do more than everyone else by a wide margin in a given day, so they don't GAF if I do it in 3 hours or 7. Dreading the inevitable keyloggers and other monitoring poo poo that will materialise if this WFH stuff goes on much longer.

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

DumbparameciuM posted:

I also remember the first time I walked into a Lebanese kebab shop and naively asked for a Donner Kebab, the old uleh behind the counter went "MATE YOU KISS DONNA YOU loving EAT KEBAB" and that set me straight.

That old dude owns.

Zazi posted:

nah there's some in Adelaide, Melbourne and Sydney too

Carl's is ok. Better than Macca's or HJ. I'm just generally over American franchises putting down roots all over the place like weeds. Especially Dominoes. If I could I'd have every one of them pushed into the ocean.

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

Best Banh Mi in Adelaide is a bakery at ingle farm shopping centre (the one with access from the carpark, not the one inside the centre itself). They make their own pâté.

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

F posted:

I've not eaten from there but will try it out as it's not too far from home or work. You gotta have pate in a dog roll!

Go for the tiger roll.

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Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

Welp. If the forum dies in the next 24 hours, it's been nice knowing you all.

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