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Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

Thug Lessons posted:

Food market at centre of deadly coronavirus outbreak admits selling live koalas, snakes, rats and wolves
There's a massive koala shortage right now so I wonder if they just glued a bunch of hamsters together.

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Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

Prettt sure this is just some dumb scaremongering. Now to take a big sip of bat juice...

Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

Lol Brexit

Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

Schnorkles please poll the virus

Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

SKULL.GIF posted:

30453 -> 33 + 45 -> 69
Thanks Q

Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

Imagine Trump handling a virus outbreak

Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

How long will it take to infect Baghdad? 2 days
Will Trump be killed? Yes
Total chinese civillian casualties: 5000000 dead
Lmao

Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

gradenko_2000 posted:

What does Marx say about global pandemics
Mutation - Coronavirus - Millions dead

Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

More like Wrong Nanshan

Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

M-m-my corona

Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

StratGoatCom posted:

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-51317760

:laffo: the loving Aussies are sending folks to Chrismas island as a quarantine.

I'd take my chances with Wuhan rather than go there - you can get decent brekkie noodles in Wuhan and are just as likely to die of a horrible virus on CI, so on the balance of things...
Australia love putting people on islands.

Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

i say swears online posted:

It's coming home

Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

:hmmyes:So what you're saying is it's OK to bury humans alive.

Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

That garlic fucks

Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

God I love that sound when the germs appear.

Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

Home, they'll never find me there!

Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

61 infected but they've only tested 270 of them lmao

Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

Flat Daddy posted:

im making reservations for stuff on a JP trip and I had to agree twice that I am not Chinese on a sign up page and then in a follow up email lol
Wonder if they're changing anything because of the virus.

Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

Disinfect thread, quarantine OP

Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

Charlz Guybon posted:

poo poo, one of the cruise ship patients?
Nah some other old lady

Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

Did you know the only cure against coronavirus is a large glass of refreshing ice-cold Coca-Cola taken thrice daily?

Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

R5.5 Guyovich

Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

QuarkJets posted:

For real this is someone who sees people buying a new Tool album en masse and is all like "why aren't they buying my favorite kenny g album instead???"

that's right covid19 you're the kenny g of diseases, come at me you pussy gently caress
This except with the bands swapped to be more accurate

Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

I identify as a coronavirus helicopter

Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

Mons Hubris posted:

it also seems a little misleading to count the boat, which is like the optimal breeding ground
Yeah without the boat and charter planes it's like 40 people and a third of those recovered already.

Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

Lmao what forum do you think you're posting in
(the best forum)

Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

Please make the next virus deadly to white guys living in Japan.

Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

sale on Banksy art posted:

On the other hand, if this mostly only kills olds, my national pension is gonna be looking a lot healthier.
Lol you think you're getting a pension

Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

VomitOnLino posted:

Just lol to the power of lol*
Shut the gently caress up

Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

Judakel posted:

Lmao at racist americans criticizing the chinese response and then letting some cruiseship fucks spread the disease everywhere

Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

Known Lecher posted:

https://twitter.com/bnodesk/status/1230058043175579648

Japan isn't even pretending to try and contain this any more, are they
It's the taxi driver in Okinawa, not the guys who transported them today.

Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

AceOfFlames posted:

At the rate the Diamond Princess will be mentioned in the same breath as...uh...

...are there any particular (in)famous plague ships? All the "infamous ships" that pop into mind are such because they either sank (Titanic, Costa Concordia, Exxon Valdez, Prestige) or became ghost ships (Mary Celeste)
Mayflower

Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

Lol at the idea of a healthy doctor

Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

Broke: quarantine a ship for two weeks
Woke: quarantine a ship but gently caress up everything to do with the quarantine
Bespoke: deliberately infect everyone on the ship to discover the true mortality rate of the virus

Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

Rubbing my hands all over the corpses before I clock in for my shift at Mos Burger

Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

Hopefully they all go under

Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

Dumb Lowtax posted:

Holy poo poo what if Bernie catches it
The Clintons claim another victim

Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

God I hope the Olympics gets cancelled

Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

Xaris posted:

yea, I figured as much but idk, i thought maybe dreamliners run it through hepa system even for allergens or something, or even expel a small amount.

I know flying is a hot bed for flu, but i figured that was just because the seats/tables/airports with people taking off shoes and scraping poo poo off the ground with unwashed bins and grody airplane carpet n poo poo everywhere is unsantiary as gently caress and never cleaned. i guess i never thought too deeply about it that actually the air is just continuously recirculated as-is and people are sneezing/coughing/farting like crazy for 10 hrs

e: that was a real dumb question in retrospect, i'm real tired af this whole week.
Planes have HEPAs and fresh air always comes in, breathing contaminated air is like the least of your worries on a plane.

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Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

*books ticket for orgy cult cruise*

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