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After the great Wuhan flu the only currency will be sweet, sweet beans.
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lol I don't own any stocks who gives a poo poo
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Feb 27, 2020 22:30
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but I might buy some after all the suckers panic sell their poo poo
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Feb 27, 2020 22:30
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vyst posted:I kind of want to sacrifice myself and contract it then take a white house tour and just fart and lick everything in the building, take some upper deckers in the toilets. Eventually the people that need to get it will get it "Our secret biological weapon sleeper agent is ready. Send the signal and they will become activated" *rips giant rear end fart* "Yes, the weapon is working perfectly!"
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Feb 27, 2020 22:35
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Goons who are about to die of coronavirus, can you please check in with this thread before you expire so we can keep an accurate tally? tia
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Feb 28, 2020 01:46
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The thing with the plane and the water is totally normal and has nothing to do with coronavirus tho?
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Feb 28, 2020 08:59
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lol paranoid and/or delusional people are going to kill more than the virus in the US. As will well off whites hoarding resources and clogging up the healthcare system when they get the sniffles.
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Mar 1, 2020 00:38
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This is gonna get kinda bad in the US, isn't it? New cases are appearing by the hour and we've hardly even begun testing people.
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Mar 3, 2020 22:31
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twoday posted:“its just the flu! its just the flu!” i continue to insist as supply shortages force me to wipe my rear end with a corncob
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Mar 3, 2020 22:49
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Admiral Ray posted:did u buy beans yet Chickpeas and split peas are my emergency pulse stash of choice
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Mar 3, 2020 22:55
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Capitalism ensures efficient resource distribution! If I run out of toilet paper I have a garden hose. So what.
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Mar 3, 2020 23:53
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Edit: ^^^ exactlyXaris posted:yeah just hop in a shower or use a dish rag and wash it out or like romans did with a sponge on the end of a stick. not glamorous but it's also not the loving end of the world Been meaning to switch to a bidet anyways in order to reduce or eliminate paper usage in regards to rear end wiping, guess now is a great time to "splash out" for one.
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Mar 3, 2020 23:58
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Admiral Ray posted:is your apartment a truck stop? Yea I've never seen that style of toilet in a non-public bathroom before, is this a thing? But to answer your question no, start stocking up on rear end napkins Kibbles n Shits fucked around with this message at 02:51 on Mar 4, 2020 |
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Mar 4, 2020 02:49
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I'm having a hard time imagining how the garden hose rear end sprayer bidet works. Wouldn't you have to stand up to be able to reach your rear end with it? Wouldn't that result in watery poop splatter all over your bathroom, or at least your toilet seat? Are you supposed to snake it between your legs while you sit, putting your hands in the direct path of the poop rinse? Somebody please help my TP stocks are running low.
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Mar 7, 2020 00:16
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Delthalaz posted:Not too worried about toilet paper if shtf. I’ve got a lot of old t shirts and we could just soak and reuse for a few weeks hell, same
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Mar 7, 2020 08:12
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Stocked up on a few weeks worth of panic food, making some split pea curry and scratch made naan tonight. Also got bone-in pork chops for days. Bidet is in the mail, I just pray it's not too late.
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Mar 8, 2020 03:19
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linoleum floors posted:LMFAO you have to pay for flu shots and vaccines in America? What a stupid loving country Yea but my freedoms though. How free can society truly be if it can't be ravaged by easily preventable diseases?
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Mar 8, 2020 14:14
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:Oh god, they better not put America on lockdown before the release of DOOM Eternal I better not die before Mount and Blade 2, I've been waiting like 10 goddamn years for it!!
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Mar 8, 2020 19:27
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Howard Hughes but dumb
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Mar 9, 2020 18:51
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Dumbshit petty tyrant employers who understand dickall about health and safety are going to get people killed.
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Mar 11, 2020 02:27
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The virus has only been in the US for like a week and only 20 have died and only a thousand infected and only a couple dozen college campuses closed and only a few public emergency declarations and *faaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrttttt* suck it up libs
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Mar 11, 2020 02:29
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fosborb posted:hahahah they won't be up for reelection anyway These ignorant Republicans realize that if everybody is laid up from the virus that their rich donor bosses actually lose money right? Obviously they will never give two shits about people's health and well being but they realize that it's bad for business too right? Utterly appalling.
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Mar 11, 2020 23:54
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There have been no confirmed cases (because we arent testing people lol) where I live but the grocery stores are still looking a bit lean. Meat, produce, cleaning supplies, and toilet paper are all scarce. Fortunately I am already stocked on food and weed but the latter drove me back in search of ice cream.
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Mar 13, 2020 04:20
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Garbanzos are amazing. I'll eat them with a bit of sea salt and olive oil when I'm feeling too lazy to actually cook. I have yet to try Navy or Great Northern beans, any good ways to prepare them?
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Mar 13, 2020 05:24
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:man, imagine if there was a powerful fast food and retail worker union I'd have to pay like 20 cents more for a cheeseburger and that is indistinguishable to me from a communist dictatorship (because I am a sheltered dumbass)
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Mar 15, 2020 03:35
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:watching a global catastrophe in slomo is weird as hell Is it slow motion, though? If anything it feels like we're on fast forward.
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Mar 15, 2020 05:00
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stuffed crust punk posted:what games are yall playing on lockdown? i'm playing the outer worlds rn, leveling up zane in borderlands 3, gonna play wolf youngblood w my buddy on xbox tomorrow Doing a Mount and Blade Warband farewell play through in preparation for Bannerlord, assuming the boomer pox does not claim me before then.
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Mar 15, 2020 06:36
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D1E posted:Any chance trash collection will cease and cities will be buried in mountains of rotting garbage? That would be a horrible disaster so I can only conclude that it's possible due to being in the hell timeline.
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Mar 15, 2020 19:47
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Literally soaking pinto beans right now
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Mar 16, 2020 04:08
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LazyDivey posted:Pinto beans, fried potatoes, greens, and cornbread is a staple here. Put some uncooked bacon or a hambone in the beans while they cook. Hell yea. I'm lazy so I just use the pre-packaged cornbread mix but I can make a giant rear end pot that will be lunch and dinner for like a week. Wish I had remembered to pick up some sour cream.
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Mar 16, 2020 04:18
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All you need is a set of clippers, a #4 comb for it, and a nice hat for afterwards.
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Mar 16, 2020 04:39
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dads friend steve posted:I can’t think of any other pandemic in living memory. 1918 Spanish flu is the most recent I can think of Does HIV count?
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Mar 16, 2020 05:02
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MoaM posted:wonder if he ever takes the hat off. The hat is actually a brain slug in disguise and cannot be removed
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Mar 16, 2020 09:57
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Ugh, I feel sick (mentally, I mean). I am fortunate enough to be able to ride this storm out financially but I have been going through progressively more and more severe stages of anxiety. From "So i'll probably get sick for a bit and get over it, that sucks" to "wait, what's this about permanent lung damage?" to "oh my loving god I genuinely have no idea what the world will look like by summer time". I know this is as real as it gets but perhaps I need to step away from the internet doomsayer bubble for a bit. Holy gently caress this is poo poo.
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Mar 17, 2020 00:37
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Chris James 2 posted:Decaying faster this year than ever before lol privatized healthcare is the great filter
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Mar 17, 2020 02:26
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Restaurants as of 5pm tonight in my city are take-out only in response to the totally just a flu bro.
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Mar 17, 2020 20:53
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A MIRACLE posted:i should get a weapon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WChsDup3jog
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Mar 17, 2020 21:16
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Solarin posted:this is nightmare poo poo and I don't know how you stop it from happening. I work for a DME provider and I'm expecting a serious upswing in returns soon. It also means I'm going to get sick and die almost guaranteed, probably.
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Mar 17, 2020 22:11
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Hillary 2020 posted:Surely a glock would be better for the average computer toucher with their atrophied limbs Nah AR-15s are light and very easy to shoot. Easier than a pistol, in fact.
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You should dump all of your excess skill points into rifles and butt wiping efficiency.
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