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Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

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Slippery Nipple posted:

just flew from Hanoi to Tokyo, currently in a long layover before flying home to east coast US. i feel fine???

my first time in asia lol - it was beautiful!

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Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

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Kazak posted:

Rubbed my dick really fast this morning and milky white fluid shot out after an unhealthy amount of time.

awesome, owns

thats the virus taking hold. you have to cut your dick off now

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

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after handling animal waste? big liberla government going too far

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

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woah do you have a source for this? seems bad!

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

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Siljmonster posted:

My body is poo poo and will die

grats

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

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Scrub-Niggurath posted:

nice JAV title

lol

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

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hell yea

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

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Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

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DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:

i saw xi jinping and mortarian in the closet making viruses and i saw one of the viruses and the virus looked at me

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

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Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

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Bip Roberts posted:

ops mom is a super spreader

oh drat

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

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bird with big dick posted:

My boss just got back from 2 weeks in Hawaii what are the chances he’s infected

hes more corona than man now

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

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worth it

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

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Feldegast42 posted:

We really need to get a goon approved list of poo poo you need to stock up on

weed, world of warcraft time cards and some canned pineapple and youll ride through this no problem pal

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

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vyst posted:

Yeah but what happens if you are quarantined for more than 2 days?

double the Pacifico

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

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Burn Zone posted:

lmao my local pharmacies have been sold out of face masks for weeks

they mean like advil and scotch, duh.

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

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twoday posted:

if you ever wanted to master the art of baking bread but never found the time, now is a great time to buy a big sack of flour and some dry yeast

plus, bonus, you can nurture a corona virus starter!

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

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Nude Hoxha Cameo posted:

we will all be protected by the Lord Humungus, Warrior of the Wasteland, Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla

which promises, actually, to be a better and more humane system than the current orgy of greed

better lgbt rights too

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

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CODChimera posted:

have no fear, we're going to get through this together

im taking all of you down with me

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

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finally something that might cause bald white guys to shave their lovely beards.

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

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soak me bean daddy

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

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doctors dont know poo poo!!

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

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Mantis42 posted:

what's the keto alternative to beans?

buckets of lard

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

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lmao

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

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Haramstufe Rot posted:

a moral and just society?

a what

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

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heckin pupper doin me a sick :(

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

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TOOT BOOT posted:

So what's happening in China lately? Are they actually getting over it or just hiding the extent of it now or ???

theyre all dead

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

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rump buttman posted:

man, any work from home jobs that have decent medical coverage? has a bachelors, not a computer toucher by trade

you know those hand written 'work from home' signs plastered on electrical posts? brother, they aint no lie.

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

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Dolphin posted:

the likelihood that an ancient virus locked in permafrost could affect humans is extremely low

thats a yikes from me bro

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

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MOVIE MAJICK posted:

This is urgent... Is the coronavirus sexually transmitted?

can confirm that i have no idea and never will god bless

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

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extremely ontario voice: good

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

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Epic High Five posted:

If you like hummus you like chickpeas

If you don't like hummus, gently caress you

freckle posted:

gently caress you

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

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bring back old gbs posted:

god DAMMIT hard drives are the thing that will be hosed hardest by coronavirus china supply shortages. why the heck did i leave those for tomorrow im FUCKEDDDDD

buy one from that dude in sa mart. he’s selling 8tb drives for like 50 bucks

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

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cant believe sars 2.0 has mutated from just the flu to polio in 12 hours

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

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do lima beans make you immune to polio???

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

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im going to put this very tight plastic bag over my head to insolate myself from the deadly bean virus check mate libs

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

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just read on live journal that corona sars flu crosses the blood brain barrier but since the death rate is 100% the virus in your brain keeps you moving for 50 years after your death!

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

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Scrub-Niggurath posted:

gonna be wild watching all the sporting games being broadcast from completely empty stadiums

someone is gonna sell them a digital crowd package

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

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lmao

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Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

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Sab0921 posted:

The press conference for the Sugar Land (Houston suburb) case says the test still takes 24 hours.

How the gently caress is the CDC so incompetent - other countries can do it in a couple of hours.

tejas has to send it to atlanta so maybe theyre backed up or some poo poo?

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