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Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


way too many threads :gas: this one or the other primary one i guess.

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Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Skyl3lazer posted:

Why not just pin the primaries thread?

there are now like 4 different dem primary threads. its pretty dumb.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsUPYKZPFc8&t=343s

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


C-SPAN Caller posted:

Khive lives!!!!

lol you know shes going to get the most of the dropped out candidates

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Joementum posted:

i seriously hate him and his whole loving campaign

https://twitter.com/JordanChariton/status/1227312719155646464

mayor pete has built an impressive coalition of can i talk to your managerers

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Impkins Patootie posted:

I wanna see Pete cry

pete has never cried in his life and never will

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



who is actually paying for them to do this dumb poo poo?

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


im hearing reports that armed klob supporters have seized the state capital building and new hampshire public radio station.... tanks have been parked in front of the courthouses, major bridges and airports have been shut down by soldiers. all local television states are simply showing a picture of klobuchars face while playing the national anthem.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


wheres this exit poll being released?

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Pooky posted:

Most of the electorate: "I don't really pay attention, anyone blue works. Everything will work out in the end so it doesn't really matter."

C-SPAM: "I can't look away, we have one shot to maybe slightly improve things in the country. But climate change is going to destroy everything anyway, so it doesn't really matter."

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


DEEP STATE PLOT posted:

out of my butt into the toilet

woah....

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


stop arzying, milkdrinkers. shook nate is shook.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Zokari posted:

we dont have any information but better post cynical poo poo so everyone knows im cool

actually im from the future and know all the information:

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1224717635931320327

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


SpiderHyphenMan posted:

have you considered that some people might want to use this thread to follow news about the results and see what is and isn't being reported in good faith, instead of just being a miserable little poo poo?

have you considered theres no real news atm and were just making jokes to pass the time

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


SpiderHyphenMan posted:

luv to prove fishhook theory real by mocking leftists for thinking that better things are possible

yeah tahts what im doing weirdo

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


CharlestheHammer posted:

it’s kind of weird there isn’t any real exit polls I’ve seen outside some vague questions

they dont announce any real poo poo until poll close

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


CharlestheHammer posted:

I know bur someone posted the demographic but I can’t find it anywhere

i think he was talking about iowa

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


breaking news. bernie sanders wins NH

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


opposable thumbs.db posted:

What happens if all candidates get <15% of the votes?

they all have to wear jeb t shirts for the next week

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


https://twitter.com/ForecasterEnten/status/1227359985056743431

ok now im worried all the voters are gonna be 90

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Pollyanna posted:

ok, here’s what I predict

Sanders 28%
Buttchug 23%
Bloomberg 18%
Klobuchar 13%
Biden 10%
Warren 8%

mine:

Buttigieg 26%
Sanders 25.999999%
Klob 18%
Warren 10%
Yang 6%
Biden 5%

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


if theres one thing the CIA knows how to do, its rig elections in third world shitholes like new hampshire. butts got this in the bag.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



lol

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


https://twitter.com/liz_franczak/status/1227365518740348928

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


triple sulk posted:

oh my god they just interviewed someone who did eenie meenie minie mo my loving god i hate this country

doing eenie meenie miney mo and somehow ending up writing in bloomberg

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


:siren: :siren:

https://twitter.com/ajplus/status/697225587497119745?s=20

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Office Pig posted:

rear end in a top hat

:smugdon:

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


DEEP STATE PLOT posted:

i know where i'm gonna get my info about this primary from:

https://twitter.com/THR/status/1227257246603673600?s=19

thats pretty weird

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


spacemang_spliff posted:

it sucks that Roseanne's crazy rear end isn't around for this ep it would be great

drat that would own yeah

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


En Garde Motherfuckers posted:

This is the worst idea in the world. Why the gently caress would anyone sign off on this

did they write a script for when klob sweeps

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


gh0stpinballa posted:

i'm scared lads

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


https://i.imgur.com/g0F8anW.mp4

turn audio on

Sheng-Ji Yang has issued a correction as of 00:23 on Feb 12, 2020

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



love that long shot on butt at scab :getin:

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


exquisite tea posted:

Do more polls closing at 7pm mean we get more exit polls too, I wanna be hurt.

the nytimes needle tears a hole
that old familiar sting
Try to kill it all away
But I remember everything

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



neera coming out strong for hillary to win

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



lookin good

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



now up to 29% bernie 22% butt

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


decision desk hq has klob at 18% and they havent even counted any of concord yet lol she could beat butt

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Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



i wonder if hes spent more per vote than jeb

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