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Who is your first pick in the deputy leadership race?
This poll is closed.
R. Allin-Khan 6 1.60%
R. Burgon 80 21.33%
D. Butler 72 19.20%
A. Rayner 35 9.33%
I. Murray 5 1.33%
P. Flaps 177 47.20%
Total: 375 votes
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Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


JeremoudCorbynejad posted:

I cannot wait for my office to close so i can piss about at home for weeks on end

I've just had two weeks off work, and I'll be off in three weeks after surgery. If they close our Manchester office I could be looking at the better part of two months away from the office.

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Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


There's an old WW1 fort built into the hillside down in Portsmouth, called Fort Widley. It gets rented out for larp events and such, and it is so goddamn cool; it's full of dark, cold tunnels and while it has a relatively level rear access, the main way in is a terrifyingly steep spiral staircase deep into the earth.

That's my fort story.

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


Priti Patel is riding a tiger that would eat her without a second's thought the instant it no longer needed her, and she would absolutely deserve it if we ever fell that far as a society.

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


XMNN posted:

I think it's trott glaring at a smiling butler

The clip it comes from is peak white conservative losing her poo poo at her policies being called racist, Ferrari arguing that calling Muslim women letterboxes is 'unfortunate' but definitely not racist, and Butler having to be absolutely calm so she isn't written off Another Angry Black Woman.

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


There's a Wilkos bang in the middle of the Arndale Centre, so I guess that's Manchester completely hosed then.

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


Jaeluni Asjil posted:

A shattaf is a hose thing that hangs beside the toilet OR built in to the back of a toilet. Not a separate bidet. They're very common in the Middle East and Indonesia.
And it doesn't half cut down on bog roll use!

https://shattafbidetsprayers.com/product-category/special-offers/

That actually looks amazing, although I'm not looking forward to explaining to literally everyone who comes to my house what the toilet shower is for.

Jose posted:

I remember the old GBS thread about making GBS threads in the shower and someone realising finally why his friend kept a potato masher in the shower

I have an unbridled hatred for poo related transgressions; it should be legal to murder this person and bury them at a crossroads with a stake through their heart. No jury on earth could possibly blame you.

Doctor_Fruitbat fucked around with this message at 13:54 on Mar 7, 2020

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


Next Friday is my hernia operation, and I am praying that the virus hold its loving horses until then. It could be a more serious condition to have, but I'd at least like to not have to deal with it while suffering from coronavirus as well.

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


I'm staying home with a bit of fatigue and thirst today; I doubt it's coronavirus, but I have my laptop and charger because I work from Manchester city centre and that is as likely to go south as anywhere.

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


https://twitter.com/yvescloudedcat/status/1237389224875196418?s=19
https://twitter.com/yvescloudedcat/status/1237389254457569280?s=19
The government here would give you a Boots sandwich (not even the full meal deal), if they weren't happy to treat starvation as character building.

Doctor_Fruitbat fucked around with this message at 12:19 on Mar 11, 2020

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


Oh come the gently caress on, they HAVE to do something soon, if the entire loving cabinet is likely to be infected. This is beyond incompetence. This is a total inability to act in their own self interest in even the most basic and primal sense. It's an animal watching in interest as a predator starts tearing off its leg because maybe things will work out of it doesn't do anything.

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


ThomasPaine posted:

You know what I've been deeply critical of the PRC in the past but those lads are really growing on me and I'm beginning to wonder if we're a little too eager to buy into the liberal democratic critiques. They're certainly doing something over there. Why are we so happy to accept Western media outlets when they attack China while acknowledging that they lie constantly about any domestic socialist with mainstream popularity? I wonder if we're in a cold war we don't even realise is happening...

Source ur quotes.

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


Lol, I'm never going to be back in the office at this rate. I've been off with a mild chest infection this week (gone now, doesn't seem to be coronavirus, I got off REAL loving light if it was) and I have at least a week or two out of the office next Friday for surgery on my hernia (assuming I can still have it by then).

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


Lungboy posted:

We're going from containment to delay. Gatherings over 500 people to be banned from Monday. Unsure if that's UK wide or Scotland.

Just to clarify, would that include offices as well?

In which case giant lols, because I'll have basically no work to do. Most of my job is prepping laptops and I won't be able to access any of them.

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


Thanks to a steady diet of BBC, my housemate is firmly of the belief that delaying any useful measures must be the right decision and had no idea of, for example, Vietnam quarantining whole neighbourhoods, so if you were wondering how the government was going to spin mass chaos and death, the answer is that it will unfortunately just be inevitable and there was really nothing we could have done to stop it.

Please don't quote that first part out of context, thank you.

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


Guavanaut posted:

Wasteland 3 beta is out March 17, so there's a conveniently placed experience.

Failing that, Animal Crossing and Doom are both out on the 20th.

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


My commute into Manchester is dead today, more so than usual for a Friday.

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


oxford_town posted:

Sorry. Here is some actual good news: remdesivir looks like it might be a promising treatment for COVID-19 although data is still limited.

Thanks for that, I saw a similar article a few days ago but somehow lost it.

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


Mebh posted:

Yeah they were what my guests brought, I don't see the obsession. They're too sweet. I haven't gravitated to making my own buns yet as that's really pushing the effort too far.

Brioche is amazing for things that are complemented by a bit of sweetness like pulled pork or cheese, but it explicitly is no good for fully savoury things like beef burgers, and people are bad and wrong for trying to make them work together.

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


Nah, no brioche for beef burgers.

You are absolutely right about the other things though.

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


Slightly torn here, I've got minor surgery on Friday and my parents were going to drive me back to theirs to recover, but I'm wondering if we should call it off. It's only a day procedure so I won't be in need of much assistance, but I had a bit of a temperature and a bad chest this week, which probably wasn't coronavirus (and if it was I got off lightly, I'm 33), but even then, I'd be extremely bummed if I gave it to them just in time for the NHS to fall over.

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


MeinPanzer posted:

God I’m already hearing blitz spirit bullshit from boomers being wielded as a weapon against this “hysteria.” You assholes have never had to deal with anything like this, so shut the gently caress up.

https://twitter.com/tristandross/status/1239155342333927430?s=19

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


JeremoudCorbynejad posted:

It's annoying that it's impossible to tell whether I've had it or not without a test. If I found out I've already had it and am now immune, I could go out and help people with their shopping and poo poo.

This is it. The absolute most infuriating thing for me. At some point everyone who had mild or no symptoms is just going to have to work on the basis that it's either hit them or that they can probably take the hit, because either way there's only so long that self isolation can go on before people need to go places and interact and attempt to return to normality.

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


JeremoudCorbynejad posted:

True, but at some point I think testing kits will be so ubiquitous they'll be able to literally mail them to everyone in the country, or have people go door-to-door for doorstep testing (then you get a little wristband to say if you're immune?)

I hate to say it, but: is there a private option for testing?

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


Big thanks to First for hotboxing the bus with engine fumes this morning, it was just what I needed at this time.

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


Can the government not just promise to write off the costs to the insurance industry in the event of mass cancellations? It's a lovely capitalist solution to a lovely capitalist problem, but in the interest of public safety it seems better than doing literally nothing.

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


We're currently drawing up plans so I can work from home most of the time, then work on laptops from a local office when needed, which only has a few people in it, has a separate room I can work from and I can get to without being stuck on a bus, so that's better than nothing I guess. We'll see how long it lasts when poo poo really hits the fan though.

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


No home working for me yet, they're desperately trying to outfit everyone with crappy old laptops first, which I have to set up.

In good news, elective surgeries are apparently still going ahead for now, so that'll be one problem sorted by the end of the week for me.

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


Our IT service desk has fallen over, we can't get through to anyone on phone anymore, which has completely crippled our ability to do certain things. We were told in private that it is, of course thanks to coronavirus.

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


Payndz posted:

This was somehow the most popular show in the entire world for a while.

The early 2000s were a weird time, when everyone was hyped for the new millennium and desperately trying to out-cool each other.

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


My team can't do absolutely everything from home, but as of Monday we're working from home with Slack set up so we can chat, with one designated day for us to go into the office if anything needs it (there's only a few of us, so it's better than nothing). Of course that will probably change once things really kick off.

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013



He already has. That might change, the end of June is a long way away after all, but if coronavirus is under control by then then I doubt he will.

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


In some personal good news, I just got my hernia surgery before everything inevitably gets cancelled, so that's one problem out of the way.

Stings like a bitch, unsurprisingly, but I get two weeks of playing videogames before working from home anyway, so I couldn't have timed it much better. :v:

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


Gonzo McFee posted:

How is Doom £55 on the PS4 website this is price gouging bullshit.

Check cdkeys.com, they have some good deals on PlayStation wallet top up codes.

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


Necrothatcher posted:

Can't see any way the media wouldn't latch onto picture of empty shelves and say this proves that everything they'd been saying about him was right.

They've literally been saying that about him with pictures of empty shelves under Johnson; it is absolutely loving maddening.

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


Julio Cruz posted:

yeah go tell a family of Mexican immigrants that Biden and Trump are just the same actually

Okay then. Biden and Trump both put children in cages, they are both evil pieces of poo poo backed by other evil pieces of poo poo and they mustn't be legitimised with a vote.

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


JeremoudCorbynejad posted:

"A is good but it's not perfect, so I want B, the bad option"

They're both bad, and Biden is so senile he will literally just be a mouthpiece for corporate interests continuing to gouge the same as under Trump. Like I get the sentiment, but they are both sensationally bad candidates, it is not a case of letting the perfect be the enemy of the good.

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


I'm not going to say that people are wrong for voting Biden over Trump, it's more that, if he gets the nomination then you might as well do whatever because the election is once again irrevocably lost to corporate evil, and personally I'd go for a spoilt ballot, assuming they even count those in America.

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


I'm sure the info will be out there in a few days, but I'm currently with my parents recuperating from surgery, and they'll be driving me back home in time for the 2nd April to get my surgical clips removed. I'm going to assume that counts as necessary for medical reasons, but I'll probably want the various letters and surgical notes as evidence in case we get pulled over by the fuzz.

Doctor_Fruitbat fucked around with this message at 22:31 on Mar 23, 2020

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


I spent the evening on Zoom with all my pub quiz rivals helping get remote quizzing up and running. I am now full of port and regret.

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Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


So are they just going to wait for another royal to die before admitting that Phillip is dead?

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