TRURO 1165: I could cause panic much better than even you

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Failson: Sep 2, 2018; Fun Shoe

Good crack ping to you all!

# ¿ Mar 1, 2020 06:45

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# ¿ May 16, 2024 04:01

Failson: Sep 2, 2018; Fun Shoe

Haven't tmurped in a while.

What's pmurtin, everybody?

# ¿ Mar 2, 2020 17:45

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petit choux posted:

You cannot imagine my relief knowing Ben Carson is on the case.

Remember when Ben Carson admitted, live, on national television, that Yturm promised him a cabinet position to drop out?

# ¿ Mar 2, 2020 18:42

Failson: Sep 2, 2018; Fun Shoe

Plinkey posted:

Yturb!

# ¿ Mar 4, 2020 00:54

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Ben Nerevarine posted:

# ¿ Mar 9, 2020 19:27

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Schmoe Cwead posted:

https://twitter.com/simonamangiante/status/1237150012389257217

this is good news...

for tom arnold

Man. When your honeypot divorces you. That's rough.

# ¿ Mar 10, 2020 00:13

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Joementum posted:

meanwhile, at google

Like they're literally too stupid to live.

# ¿ Mar 11, 2020 18:48

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Mustached Demon posted:

Lick the chocolate fountain.

Do it.

I believe.

corona spreads through farts too, so eat your beans first.

# ¿ Mar 11, 2020 20:08

Failson: Sep 2, 2018; Fun Shoe

I cant handle all this tmormp.

My god. Its full of stars.

# ¿ Mar 12, 2020 05:40

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2DCAT posted:

I for one, welcome our new COVID-19 overlords

How is the mood in DC? Apocalyptic?

# ¿ Mar 12, 2020 22:39

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D1E posted:

What is the Kent State Gun Girl's official position on the coronavirus?

Shoot it. With guns.

# ¿ Mar 16, 2020 17:39

Failson: Sep 2, 2018; Fun Shoe

Trek talk: Have heard good things about the podcasts: "Greatest (next) Generation," and "That one Episode of Star Trek" but I don't listen to podcasts, so take the advice with caution.

The Alpha Centauri posted:

Yeah, that. Is Babylon 5 streaming anywhere?

Or MASH?

# ¿ Mar 16, 2020 20:23

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tenderjerk posted:

data is the robot one

"That's Chappie"

# ¿ Mar 16, 2020 20:31

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Joementum posted:

Remember how Obungler was gonna Jade Helm all the white people? Or how FEMA was stockpiling bodybags in 1996?

Conspiracy theories are a land of contrasts.

# ¿ Mar 16, 2020 23:03

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Bethamphetamine posted:

Somebody please tell these Qanon numerologist lunatics that there are 10 numerical characters in our arbitrary base 10 number system and 26 letters commonly placed in an arbitrary order in the english alphabet, and that every written or spoken language is designed to show predictable order because that's the simplest way that communicating with each other is possible.

So all these Qanon prophecy interpreters are just in a constant state of worshipful amazement as they *~sniff~* their own farts.

And that can't be healthy for them.

Bad news for you there.

# ¿ Mar 16, 2020 23:06

Failson: Sep 2, 2018; Fun Shoe

LOL "none"

https://twitter.com/ameliabeing/status/1239674812588527618

# ¿ Mar 17, 2020 00:15

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Intel&Sebastian posted:

c'mon big money big money big money big money big money no whammies no whammies big money big money big money big money big money STOP!

*opens envelope*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

# ¿ Mar 17, 2020 19:30

Failson: Sep 2, 2018; Fun Shoe

Either roll out a completely spaceworthy Flying Saucer, or defund DARPA and give us all their money, Truniop.

# ¿ Mar 18, 2020 17:41

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eric ciaramella posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1240413906721558528

is this the pivot? what is happening

Smoothest brain. Frictionless surface.

# ¿ Mar 19, 2020 00:26

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juche avocado posted:

maybe she had ligma

DZ-19

# ¿ Mar 20, 2020 00:58

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Every day I think "this can't get any trumpyer" and boom, it is.

Tmurp.

# ¿ Mar 20, 2020 17:53

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Asproigerosis posted:

I regret to inform the deep state CSPAM, but Joeseph J Biden is currently under my care in the hospital ICU with end stage ronimentia. The DNC requested no less than 3 ventilators to be used on him at all times so that he remains viable for the general elecrion. I take no pleasure in reporting this.

You jest, but they'll literally be rolling his corpse around to debates hooked up to an ECMO machine.

# ¿ Mar 20, 2020 20:10

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Dustcat posted:

showing fmris to the supreme court to prove your candidate still has brain activity indicating conscious awareness

# ¿ Mar 20, 2020 21:31

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gregday posted:

https://twitter.com/LauraLitvan/status/1241131763591766017

Didn't know horses could get the 'Roni?

# ¿ Mar 20, 2020 23:52

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DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:

it never ceases to amaze me how loving stupid the Masters of the Universe are. say lloyd blankfein gets his way, everyone goes back to work in early April, then because everyone's back at work we have massive uncontrolled spreading and in May we have multiple successive weeks of six figure casualties. do people just... not notice that their friends and coworkers are dropping like flies? do they just keep going into work? or does the economy grind to a halt again, except way worse than before?

Yup. It's not bad enough yet that it's sunk in. Cases still isolated/few enough that it's easy to pretend it's not going to happen to them, or someone they love. Also easy to call yourself an essential business, and keep working.

# ¿ Mar 23, 2020 16:44

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