TRURO 1165: I could cause panic much better than even you

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dads friend steve: Dec 24, 2004

Filthy Hans posted:

# ¿ Mar 1, 2020 07:19

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 06:45

dads friend steve: Dec 24, 2004

muffin tops 4 tarmo

# ¿ Mar 1, 2020 07:27

dads friend steve: Dec 24, 2004

mixing piss with tattoo ink to get a more authentic tump

# ¿ Mar 1, 2020 07:30

dads friend steve: Dec 24, 2004

making all the honeys on Farmers Only hot and bothered with my bicep trpm

# ¿ Mar 1, 2020 07:31

dads friend steve: Dec 24, 2004

eric ciaramella posted:

someone who is smart (& strong) tell me how much weight that is

looks like 20 pounds?

my guess was 30 based solely on what my own gyms lat pull down looks like

# ¿ Mar 1, 2020 07:40

dads friend steve: Dec 24, 2004

joementum means having wide rear end lats

# ¿ Mar 1, 2020 07:42

dads friend steve: Dec 24, 2004

love my snacks 2 smell like whale bussy

# ¿ Mar 1, 2020 09:00

dads friend steve: Dec 24, 2004

since we�re having booze chat, I�ve hit my 1 year sobriety mark

# ¿ Mar 1, 2020 09:48

dads friend steve: Dec 24, 2004

Xaris posted:

congrats. i would be an alcoholic if alcohol agreed with me and didnt just instantly give me a niggling headache and uncomfortable toss-n-turning drowsy-but-awakeness

my wife can�t drink bc she gets the same problem. she says she�s allergic to booze but I don�t think u can actually be allergic to it, it�s gotta be something else. either way her body deffo doesn�t like it :shrug:

# ¿ Mar 1, 2020 09:59

dads friend steve: Dec 24, 2004

lol that the prez doesn�t sleep for days on end like a meth addict on a bender

# ¿ Mar 1, 2020 18:44

dads friend steve: Dec 24, 2004

tenderjerk posted:

https://twitter.com/devtesla/status/1234468024339566592

thanks, I love it

# ¿ Mar 2, 2020 16:33

dads friend steve: Dec 24, 2004

DryGoods posted:

o word?

# ¿ Mar 2, 2020 22:46

dads friend steve: Dec 24, 2004

this loving unending cavalcade of bullshit is getting to me

# ¿ Mar 3, 2020 04:06

dads friend steve: Dec 24, 2004

Bethamphetamine posted:

From CBS Miami

*Doctors tell Florida woman she �likely� has coronavirus but refuse to test her for it.
*Doctors order woman to self-quarantine at home for 2 weeks.
*Woman inquires how they're going to bill her health insurance in a way that her insurance will cover the cost of the visit.
*Doctors: lol pwnd noob get out before we have you arrested.

Jackson Memorial Hospital spokeswoman refused to talk specifics about the woman�s case, she told CBS Miami that the hospital is �following guidelines for testing established by the CDC and the Florida Department of Health.�

�take care of me, please�
�get hosed�
the best medical treatment u can get on earth, folks

# ¿ Mar 3, 2020 19:02

dads friend steve: Dec 24, 2004

Double Agent posted:

https://twitter.com/Rddesjardin/status/1234741030274174976

# ¿ Mar 3, 2020 19:36

dads friend steve: Dec 24, 2004

Ramrod Hotshot posted:

tubmp

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1235223911538872323

he�s so insanely good at tearing apart succ libs

# ¿ Mar 4, 2020 16:40

dads friend steve: Dec 24, 2004

Plinkey posted:

https://twitter.com/Pappiness/status/1235228146443653121?s=19

it�s really hard to pick who the biggest piece of poo poo running under the dem ticket is

# ¿ Mar 4, 2020 17:26

dads friend steve: Dec 24, 2004

WarMECH posted:

merge all of new england into one normal sized state

same with delaware/nj/maryland + add in dc for the hell of it

make puerto rico a state

if the shape of your state contains two or more 90 degree angles then you only get one senator and one representative sorry thats just how it works now

lol yeah let�s gently caress up the senate even more

# ¿ Mar 4, 2020 17:28

dads friend steve: Dec 24, 2004

Intel&Sebastian posted:

That's it! I'm fired up about this poo poo and I will not take it sitting down ANYMO-

*Westworld season 3 featuring Marshawn Lynch comes out*

oh poo poo

ngl is watch the poo poo out of that

# ¿ Mar 5, 2020 00:08

dads friend steve: Dec 24, 2004

tacodaemon posted:

it hadn't occurred to me that this is something young people nowadays would think but I guess I can see it

https://mobile.twitter.com/TeenVogue/status/1235348062379352065

crankin it to ur ~*~imagination~*~

# ¿ Mar 5, 2020 01:04

dads friend steve: Dec 24, 2004

Rynn posted:

Warren just said she�s going to �have a lot to talk about as far as sexism in this race in the coming days�

yeah she�s endorsing Biden.

# ¿ Mar 5, 2020 18:50

dads friend steve: Dec 24, 2004

snoo posted:

https://twitter.com/degg/status/389201652680368128?s=19

# ¿ Mar 6, 2020 00:48

dads friend steve: Dec 24, 2004

Gripweed posted:

https://twitter.com/abbyangriest/status/1235638109070667776?s=20

# ¿ Mar 6, 2020 00:50

dads friend steve: Dec 24, 2004

cheesesteak steak is 100% not supposed to be in �slab� form wtf

# ¿ Mar 6, 2020 08:16

dads friend steve: Dec 24, 2004

bumpl

# ¿ Mar 6, 2020 09:03

dads friend steve: Dec 24, 2004

tronald dump

# ¿ Mar 6, 2020 09:04

dads friend steve: Dec 24, 2004

wet

# ¿ Mar 6, 2020 09:05

dads friend steve: Dec 24, 2004

weedlord domaldtrumo

# ¿ Mar 6, 2020 09:06

dads friend steve: Dec 24, 2004

rich fucko tech companies here are cancelling conventions left and right. I have to imagine there�s a lot of costs already sunk into them, but the travel industry seems real hosed lol

# ¿ Mar 6, 2020 20:36

dads friend steve: Dec 24, 2004

Bethamphetamine posted:

The police department later updated the post, saying it was made in an attempt to trick people into bringing their meth to the station. The department said that �this attempt, although a long shot, still had some possibility behind it.�

�We have no comment,� Corey Bennett, chief of the Merrill Police Department, told BuzzFeed News in an email in response to questions about why the department spread false information about the coronavirus and the disease it causes, COVID-19, during a critical time where misinformation could cause harm or death.

cops don�t care about people

# ¿ Mar 6, 2020 21:46

dads friend steve: Dec 24, 2004

Woofer posted:

my great grandmother said she was religious because �if god is real, I can�t afford to not be religious� and I wish boomers would apply that type of thinking to climate change.