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made a post I didn't really like, so it's gone now
The Wicked ZOGA has a new favorite as of 10:46 on Feb 2, 2022 |
# ¿ Feb 2, 2022 10:40 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 20:24 |
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https://twitter.com/WholeMarsBlog/status/1488634907274321924 God if this guy were being ironic he'd be a comedy genius
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2022 17:53 |
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Scratch Monkey posted:But centrifugal force (which exists mainly in a practical sense if not an actual sense) would push you away from the center of the rotating earth? Liberals will deny this but actually the universe is rotating around the Earth, so its centrifugal force is pushing us down
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2022 19:35 |
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Vib Rib posted:It feels like most people understand NFTs are lovely scams by now, but the people still trying to cash in and the clueless corporations trying to get a slice don't care. There are always people who know it's a scam, but think they can leave everyone else carrying the bag Spoiler: they will be carrying the bag
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# ¿ Feb 4, 2022 16:24 |
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goatse was never that gross anyway. at least it's clean in there Another shock image that isn't that gross is lemon party. lemon party makes me feel a variety of emotions, but disgust is certainly the least of them. Actually, the predominant emotion is a kind of mourning. Those dudes are probably dead.
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2022 21:52 |
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Plup Finction
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2022 15:13 |
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ƒ(pulp) it's the pulp function I don't understand functions
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2022 17:06 |
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Finnish Elcor
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2022 17:02 |
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skim coat of latex pain
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2022 22:53 |
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The name is taken from the first and most famous example, Demi Moore.
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2022 17:34 |
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Motherfucker don't make promises you can't keep
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2022 17:36 |
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I have to wear my shoes in the house cos otherwise I step in pussy
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2022 22:29 |
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Queen Gnome posted:"Tortoise of Slaughter" sounds rad. sLAUGHTOISE
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# ¿ Feb 19, 2022 11:17 |
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Imagine caring about achievements
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2022 15:08 |
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https://twitter.com/edyong209/status/1496859539790045188https://twitter.com/jonathanchait/status/1496906031527448585 My absolute favourite genre of Twitter interaction is morons screeching LEAVE ME ALONE when they started it
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# ¿ Feb 25, 2022 11:30 |
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In response to that I looked up 'Joe many liberals' and Youtube proved itself the idiot by serving it up in the form of a 'short', which is not something I realized existed, but is basically the same video in a worse player, because TikTok has a similarly bad player. I don't want this worse player!! gently caress off!!!!
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# ¿ Feb 27, 2022 22:38 |
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OwlFancier posted:Again with the having a stroke but no apparently there is a person called "Jony Ive" Jony We're sory Won't you come on home We're woried
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2022 17:25 |
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just try to survive when your precious blockchain gets blown up you rear end penis
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2022 21:33 |
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I'm not convinced his profile pic isn't AI generated which is interesting because why would you pick that one
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2022 21:34 |
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Knowing crypto shibboleths like WAGMI allows you to dodge their poo poo more easily, but it does mean you know crypto shibboleths, so it's impossible to say if it's good or not
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2022 13:15 |
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I spilled baked beans all over myself watching cricket at Lord's & an Australian teenager shouted 'this pom bastard eating beans' & everyone laughed
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2022 12:07 |
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Skwirl posted:The worst ever example of this I can think of is seeing a British person on TV call Jay-Z "Jay-Zed." Yeah they were taking the piss, no-one actually says that. Unless they had somehow failed to hear of him at all. I'm pretty sure the zed pronunciation is dying out anyway, which is fine, it's not like we say Ay Bed Ced Ded
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2022 11:11 |
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John ma- https://twitter.com/theguy35569257/status/1461188333011361793 drat it
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2022 11:34 |
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They're only doing it because it's hip
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2022 12:25 |
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Somehow it feels like fish talking about water
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2022 22:37 |
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Data Graham posted:why has the world decided that in resurrecting the era of worshipping certain humans as gods on earth, we must pick the dumbest and worst humans possible It's self-selecting, people who would be bright enough to worship better people are bright enough not to worship anyone at all
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2022 17:12 |
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It doesn't work the other way round though. Just because I don't worship anybody doesn't mean I'm not a total dingdong.
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2022 17:15 |
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Didn't know they made a film about the villain from Cheetahmen
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2022 11:59 |
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Philippe posted:How can I fit Steve Jobs in my mouth Was he cremated?
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2022 12:45 |
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OwlFancier posted:I want to be a lizard person, when are the illuminati going to make me a lizard person. I kinda want to be Jewish, but I'm pretty attached to my foreskin
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2022 14:34 |
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I'm auto-da-gé
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# ¿ May 2, 2022 17:35 |
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christmas boots posted:"whooo well i can give you the specifics but the short version is that it's pretty much just cholera all the way down except for a brief detour into syphillis. well no place to go but up, right? haha anyway be careful about what you drink" and who you dink
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# ¿ May 5, 2022 22:25 |
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bobjr posted:https://twitter.com/TaylorLorenz/status/1523510831673077760?s=20&t=Id9QByet1pQRfx7t4jLJPg https://twitter.com/Best_captain_/status/1522596149454336001
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# ¿ May 9, 2022 12:10 |
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steinrokkan posted:You know my genetics is superior because if I consume anything more complex than literal sugar water, my digestive system shuts down and I die in agony as poo poo and piss erupt of every one of my orifices I live entirely on sugar water and if I ever had sex my dick would blow off and kill me. I am a bee
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# ¿ May 30, 2022 13:09 |
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authenticity is gay
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# ¿ Jun 25, 2022 19:46 |
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Look its primary purpose is to funnel public money to other people's mates Being a functional war machine is a secondary concern at best e. What I said is still true even if the thing actually works.
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# ¿ Jun 28, 2022 17:20 |
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I need raw sauce. No ketchup. Just sauce.
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2022 22:34 |
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I'm gonna put fentanyl on my dick
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2022 22:43 |
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Bows on the wrong side of the bridge smdh actually I wonder what happens if you do that. probably nothing good. I'll try it when I get home
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# ¿ Jul 24, 2022 13:13 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 20:24 |
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headphone warning https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jii2VfVeX7M
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# ¿ Jul 24, 2022 13:51 |