Homeless Friend posted:

I've been saying this

Dreylad posted:

just gas this thread if it truly becomes the new trump thread

Kindest Forums User posted:

are american schools still open?

Squizzle posted:

every van is a body van if you use it right

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Over Easy posted:

upgunned shitpost posted:

https://twitter.com/DBelardoMD/status/1245031918493630464

sorry to harsh the fun vibes

Homeless Friend posted:

[COVID-19 April] "Who's going to pay for it?" - a dying patient's last words

Siljmonster posted:

you can copy and paste it

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Better Posts Aren't Possible

Homeless Friend posted:

turdfuzz changing his av was honestly his biggest mistake, whats this friggin slim chimp

Siljmonster posted:

youre welcome to do what you wish, chummer

keep in mind the other posters, and if youre looking for work *points to darkened corner* well theres a decker over there looking for a hand *chuckles hardily* cuz hes missin his! *walks away laughing*

Xaris posted:

neanderthals would have won

Homeless Friend posted:

i just have bottled up hate for that spinny hat one, really need to let it out. The original was still better tho. Spot on branding

KaptainKrunk posted:

so there's gonna be a 9/11 every day by next weekend

Basic Poster posted:

nightcrew is A MESS

Basic Poster posted:

I sometimes like reading your posts but your brand loving sucks dude. But I will say you have managed to individualize your own personal white noise posting better than arfjason, s good job I guess.

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Leave him alone if he remembers me as a loving idiot he's right, and smarter than most

Basic Poster posted:

jk turdfuss I love you even if you are a bored gbs mega reply guy

Basic Poster posted:

hey you were talked a bunch about earlier as a turf or nazi or idiot or hate gibbous, its hard to keep up.

my autocorrect wanted ti change haute bourgeoisie into hate gibbous, and Im cool with it.

Basic Poster posted:

dude if you quote me too much, Ill be in your pms trying to get that gorilla dick, careful.

Malcolm XML posted:

well, nevertheless, gently caress all yall anyway

Siljmonster posted:

cloud strife

Vox Nihili posted:

Which star is the SJW star? Is it part of a broader constellation of like-minded stars?

Yuli Ban posted:

Nukes are scary, yes (see: Threads), but they aren't as scary as we once thought. For one, nuclear winter isn't likely (we'd get global dimming some more, but it'd clear up soon). And more importantly, nukes can be shot down. Anti-missile missiles are a thing, and it's almost certain that China has them (hence why they have fewer nukes than loving FRANCE). Anti-missile lasers and anti-missile railguns are also a big thing. Curiously, guess what China's been going all in with since around 2016 or so. No missile can outrun a loving laser or railgun projectile.
They're also funding heavily, and I mean loving HEAVILY, into artificial intelligence. So they'll even be able to aim these with aimbots better than anything you've ever seen.

Not just ICBMs, but even smaller tactical missiles and bombers will be at the mercy of lasers and railguns. Hell, they probably already are. The reason why such a thing isn't more widely known is because that would gently caress with MAD (which was the only thing keeping us alive and away from WW3).

The USA, Russia, China, UK, France, Israel, and North Korea can fire every single missile we have and at least a few hundred would hit, but our anti-missile defenses are probably a full decade beyond what we know and the majority of the barrage would get fuckslapped by light itself.

But that raises a question that no one thought to ask: if nukes aren't anywhere near as much of a threat, then what's stopping WW3? Truth be told, it's all the other WMDs we still have. Including bioweapons.

Now I'm not saying that COVID-19 is actually the Wuhan Bioweapon Virus, but I am saying that, if the USA and China really wanted to take everyone out, we'd unleash one of those ultra-viruses that have something like a 98% death rate. You know, the top-secret virus that crosses the contagiousness of measles with a fast-acting prion disease. And THEN launch the nukes.