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Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015

4000 people in America got killed because of a virus that started in a nursing home. It only has a 3% mortality rate so far compared to SARS 10%. It causes pneumonia and is most deadly to old people and obese goons.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjVmeKWOsEU

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Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015

croona

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015

Mr Hootington posted:

Liquor store increased all prices $5-$10 across the board.

I want to die

that is criminal

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015

Over Easy posted:

hitting the double 9-11/war on terror truth deaths number a bit before I had anticipated

making great time on this catastrophe

yeah we're hitting gold splits every day

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015


How soon until you can buy forged COVID FREE certificates on the black market(if not already)?

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015

https://wtop.com/coronavirus/2020/04/coronavirus-update-dc-maryland-virginia-april-3/

quote:

DC models estimate up to 93,000 infections; more than 1,000 deaths

D.C. Mayor Muriel Bowser said the District is preparing for up to 93,000 people to be infected with the coronavirus throughout the course of the pandemic and that the number of people who are hospitalized with serious illness won’t peak until the summer. That figure is based on a model of infections that District planners are using.

See the District’s modeling here

The number of estimated infections is cumulative and most people infected with COVID-19, the disease caused by the novel coronavirus, are expected to recover, Bowser said.

However, under the most “severe” estimates, more than 1,000 District residents could die, Bowser said. A “mild” number of deaths is 225 and a “moderate” number is 440.

The population the District is about 706,000.

The CHIME model, which D.C. is using to project coronavirus infections, predicts the peak in hospitalizations won’t come until late June or early July, Bowser said.

Bowser said another model the District had looked at — known as IMHE — may overestimate the benefits of social distancing.

Regarding the total number of COVID-19 infections, Bowser said: “This is a tough number to have to report but we think that we’d rather be on the side of underestimating the impacts of social distancing than presenting too rosy a picture.”

The CHIME model makes projections based on total infections and assumes some random mixing of infected people.

The models are only projections, officials said. Bowser said the District has chosen the model with which it can most comfortably prepare for the needs of the city’s residents. Bowser said she was more comfortable choosing a model that assumes people do not follow all of the government’s suggestions for social distancing perfectly.

About the model, Bowser said, “We pray it is wrong.”

this seems bad?

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015


is this the guy that just learned about community spread in the past week or so?

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015

D1E posted:

Good morning!



Working hard, thank you!

probably won't be too long before we have more cases than the entire rest of the world

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Q-U2THOF00

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015

Basic Poster posted:

Man shelter in place creating some real thirst behavior.



:nws:


https://twitter.com/UhRyannn/status/1245923974980091906?s=19

:eyepoop:

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Thread, please point to the chart how you're feeling right now, thank you



:silent:

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015


that robertson quote is nearly indistinguishable from a cumshitter post

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015

is bojo gonna be the first high profile corona scalp

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015

has anyone in the US done something like that Bergamo orbituary video yet

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015


the doctors, they come to me with tears in their eyes and say "ma'am! ma'am! how did you beat the cancer so badly?", and I say "someday, I will tell you the secret!"

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015

they couldn't have issued one more warning?

https://twitter.com/riccimike/status/1247629388591427584

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015

actually johns hopkins is the name of the monster not the doctor

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015

Thesaurus posted:

First banned for Basta, now for Bernie... Death by covid next??

Basta Would Have Won

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015

my county just turned a sickly shade of red on the infection2020 map

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015

CODChimera posted:

actually with recent events now is probably a good time to check your supplies. do you have enough beans?

the answer, as always, is no

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015

Telsa Cola posted:

and you can still die from say your fever causing your brain to melt.

drat that sounds awesome

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015

Steve Yun posted:

Jesus can be delivered digitally

Shin Megami Tensei was a documentary

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015

Antonymous posted:

lol jesus this parachute still has cancer lmao

what the gently caress is this lol

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015

ShallNoiseUpon posted:

this would be objectively good. handshaking is weird

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015


so that's where it all went

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9-7uLg-DZU

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015


sounds like they're upset about the loony left invading their campus safe space

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015

twoday posted:





in the book already

does a receipt nullify the curse?

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015

SKULL.GIF posted:

smiling fondly as I recall r0 guyovich mocking feigl-ding for R0 5.47

happier days

the unmasking of r. guy0 was a much more innocent time

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015

Over Easy posted:

the scale of the y axis seems do be doing the heavy lifting in curving the US numbers

there should be star on the Japan graph when they cancelled the olympics so you can see when they went "whew, ok, we can actually report this poo poo now"

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015

Armadillo Tank posted:

MASTER (sgt) CHIEF

https://twitter.com/damonagnos/status/1248130533789323264

CCC U U M M
C U U M M M M
C U U M M M M
CCC UU M M M

wonder what his callsign is? Nut?

also that didnt look right until I quoted it

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015

Coatlicue posted:

I work in automotive manufacturing industry and most of the major manufacturers (Ford, Toyota, GM, etc.) are shut down now thru May 5th. Which may be extended in the future. They're predicting it comes back at maybe 60% the capacity once production starts up again but that seems rather optimistic to me.

time to buy Ford, Toyota, and GM stock! up up up!!

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015

Steve Yun posted:



several dog shelters around the country are empty all of a sudden

who freed the canines?

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015

LegionAreI posted:

Are ... are people actually latching on to "THE PROJECTIONS WERE WRONG, WE SHUT DOWN FOR NOTHING" instead of "Look, what we are doing is changing the projections, keep it up!"

:psyduck:

Are you loving kidding me?

america.avi

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015

I've never heard of this 'Joe Pizza' and frankly he sounds made up!

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015

Dumb Lowtax posted:

Oompa loompa doompa SARS 2
The rich can reserve a ventilator or two

Oompa loompa COVID 19
Only billionaires get ECMO machines

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015


yeah Trump isn't to blame, just look at this country doing exactly what he wanted to do

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015

mastershakeman posted:

its pretty much every single western capitalist democracy doing this until cases spike, it loving sucks seeing it over and over

the only nato/anglosphere country that's gonna pull this off ok is loving new zealand

so that's why the billionaires built their bunkers there...

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015

a.lo posted:

whatever happened to that spring break dude with the backwards green hat about not worrying about corona? did he get it and die?

I think he issued a public apology

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015

Inceltown posted:

Roni is the best because it means that a the time will soon come that I can live my best life, like this mouse.

https://twitter.com/montanaisntreal/status/1246981135202205697

drat Tei :black101:

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Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015

Schnorkles posted:

I have been eating lots of beans and eggs ama

do you have to get a weapon permit for your farts

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