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Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008
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Happy loyalty day to all those frontline waiters and waitresses at applebees.

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Mr Hootington
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GATES FOUNDATION posted:

fair enough

i like to imagine if it was the PRC government that came out and said its time for the olds to die, the western media would be in an uproar over the barbarism of orientals

Oh that is there and it is why they hide the millions dead.

Mr Hootington
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My guess is 100k dead. Trump said that would be it and that is it. :smugdon:

Mr Hootington has issued a correction as of 02:37 on May 25, 2020

Mr Hootington
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I dont knowbwhy you are all worried. It is over. High score and last stage was reached. Anything past this is the kill screen.

Mr Hootington
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Today iowa partial reopens 77 of 99 counties.

Today iowa posted it's most confirmed cases of 740.

Mr Hootington
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Yeah I see no beans

Mr Hootington
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herd immunity, more like nerd immunity

Mr Hootington
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SKULL.GIF posted:

what effect would bolded have on vaccine development

What vaccine?

Edit:
That is the answer.

Mr Hootington
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Iowa restaurants were packed last night. That 50% thing was not followed. Luckily we havent had a confirmed positive case in 2 weeks.

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euphronius posted:

the USA is literally the worst country in the world

Yes

Mr Hootington
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https://twitter.com/thomasarchitect/status/1256673269626949632?s=19

Mr Hootington
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There has not been a single case or death once we hit 100k. Corona was satiated and left forever.


https://twitter.com/eliyudin/status/1256684667165646848?s=19

Edit: whoever did it, thank you for the av.

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Mr Hootington
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Trump threatened to default on the debt to china because of the virus too

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Flesh Forge posted:

china has all the manufacturing power that the US has been frantically trying to get rid of since the end of WWII, the US needs them way more than the reverse. US economy is going to disembowel itself in the next year anyway and China is probably already figuring out wtf to do about that.

China has been making moves to try and get the world reserve currency from USD to something else.

Ebola Roulette posted:

I know someone who lives in one of the hardest hit counties in Iowa who insists on taking their 90 some year old dad on a road trip to one of the counties that is open so he can get out of the house :bang:

I seriously have to stop myself from saying "just hold a pillow over his face it'll be quicker". Although this person is actually good hearted in so many other ways they just don't understand the danger so I couldn't bring myself to say it :(

Oh no. Who could have seen this coming?

Not kim and her experts.

Edit: iowa just post 530 cases lol

Mr Hootington
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https://twitter.com/DeItaOne/status/1257010021671604224?s=19

Idk seems like the media wants a war too

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Man Musk posted:

You don’t actually have to pay attention to anything Pompeo says.

Trump is saying the same stuff.

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seattle plague rat posted:

mr hootington is my large adult son &his mother and i love him v much

he is too good for this wrld and has photos w/ben carson & tronp among others its not a weird obsession from me i swear i thin the thred got goldmined but i def remember lol

he is pure &beautiful and his lungs will melt as sure as the rest

hang in there my boy were all very proud of u for trying ur hardest it was a good corpse guess

I do have photos with the golden idol.

I think trump will cave on any posturing but pompeo is a nutjob.

Mr Hootington
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Covid is a 5g hoax. The real killer is the common flu caused by drinking the foreign beer bud light

Mr Hootington
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https://twitter.com/ZekeJMiller/status/1257088640074866691?s=19

Thank you!

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008
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The specific state he wants to open is VA

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Skypie posted:

So what is Pompeo's plan when TROPU declares war on China and they say "ok" and suddenly the US economy completely evaporates cuz all our stuff is made in China?

You have it backwards. Teump wants big boy tariffs to look big and strong. Pompeo wants war because it might start the rapture.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008
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Do you think the corona strokes still let us smell burnt toast or does corona causing us to lose our sense of smell rob us of that tiny pleasure before death or brain damage?

Mr Hootington
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100k by the end of may

Mr Hootington has issued a correction as of 02:38 on May 25, 2020

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Gringostar posted:

aren't we already at 60k?

Yeah and it will stay that way. TRUEMP

Mr Hootington
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Iowa is now posting over 500 new cases a day on the slow days. Lol this state is good

Mr Hootington
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We are going to have less than a thousand reported deaths today and everything will be declared as over and we need to open more.

Mr Hootington
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Pretty cool that monday set new lows every week.

Pretty cool that friday and saturday set highs records every week.

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twoday posted:

Good news, everyone

https://twitter.com/Shermichael_/status/1257639676200005633?s=19

Also the mutations are happening in the spike protein which is what many of the vaccines have been designed to target

:crnasickos:

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Dustcat posted:

now i'm no market analyst but it seems like a burger chain taking burgers off the menu could have a negative effect on their revenue

Number is down. Weird. Cant be right

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008
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We got jobs for $9.50 an hour at the parts factory.

Mr Hootington
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Told you it was over. 100k deaths is all there is.

Mr Hootington has issued a correction as of 02:39 on May 25, 2020

Mr Hootington
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What. No they dont. They make sure the fire is out so it doesnt spread.

Edit: I see it is satire.

Mr Hootington
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So what is up with the artificial antibodies thing?

Mr Hootington
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Beep beep apocalypse on the left

Mr Hootington
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HOT MESS MOMS ARE BACK ON

Mr Hootington
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Hoe many times do we need tobpost that it is over and 60k deaths is all there will be. Ever.

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Durf posted:

if chud family invites you to a Corona Swap just say 'no thanks too busy, but maybe next month?'

by then they'll be too sick/dead to invite you again

Is this a swinger thing?

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fosborb posted:

https://www.kcci.com/amp/article/vice-president-mike-pence-to-visit-des-moines-friday/32381649

lol Pence is getting sent to Des Moines Friday to try to convince religious leaders to reopen

Gov Reynolds has already said it's okay for churches to hold services though granted her own church remains online only

I do wonder who would open. I know a bunch of people who would go because it is what they are supposed to do. It is hosed up.

Mr Hootington
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100k deaths. All there will be. Reopen it up

Mr Hootington has issued a correction as of 02:40 on May 25, 2020

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Mr Hootington
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Looking at those low numbers today and we fixed the problem. Reopen and get back to being uncomfortably close to each other.

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