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sincx
Jul 13, 2012

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Notorious R.I.M. posted:

COVID-19 MAY 2020 USA CUM DEATHS GUESSING GAME
Guess how many cumulative deaths we have on worldometer's COVID-19 report for May 31st for the USA. The closest guess gets the satisfaction of being smarter than a bunch of idiot epidemiologists. If you are dead on May 31st, you may not redeem this prize. The guessing window closes at +07:00 GMT on May 2nd.

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sincx
Jul 13, 2012

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Inceltown posted:

https://twitter.com/jdawsey1/status/1256023804758949891


lmao no. I think they're going to stop reporting poo poo.

pence and pompeo hate china because they are jealous they can't do what china does to dissidents and journalists

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

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Atrocious Joe posted:

in the US blaming China is definitely going to be the bipartisan response. What country is gonna go along with the US on that though. MAYBE the UK?

a lot of countries will throw shade at china, but in terms of actually taking concrete actions against the PRC...

definite:
the rest of 5 eyes
taiwan
japan

possible:
philippines
vietnam
sweden


that's probably about it

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

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gradenko_2000 posted:



still my greatest mark on the internet

I have here in my hand a list of users that were made known to the Secretary of QCS as being members of C-SPAM and who nevertheless are still working and shaping policy on Something Awful

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

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I'm obviously missing something here

which poster's wife did what?

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

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lol halon dispenser goes psssssssssssss

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

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Burn Zone posted:

didn't realize Kudzu was edible

kudzu is a bean if I recall correctly

you're basically eating fresh bean leaves

very nutritious

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

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shovelbum posted:

I know this sounds kind of tinfoil but I really do think there is a really good and expensive antibody treatment that these celebrities and politicians are getting. Like we know there are promising drugs that aren't being produced at scale and that huge strides have been made (remember when we cured HepC for rich people?)

literally ambrosia from deus ex lmao

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

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love being an expert

thanks

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

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i'd honestly be a lot more worried if musk actually tried to assemble stuff

hell, there is enough death and dying in the world already, and we don't need more suffering when a tesla crashes because elon didn't personally place a sensor correctly

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

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OhFunny posted:

https://twitter.com/9NewsSyd/status/1259395855003549703?s=19

https://twitter.com/9NewsAUS/status/1260075220028862465?s=19

A third of Australia's meat exports are to China, so let's see how long it takes for them to drop that proposed international COVID inquiry.

lol five eyes finally figuring out what goes around comes around

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

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I hope the NYT one day has the guts to print something like this, instead of merely making it a "Times Pick" in the comments section.

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sincx
Jul 13, 2012

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someone needs to update this for February through May

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sincx
Jul 13, 2012

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:nice:

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

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Good Soldier Svejk posted:

oh man, recurring treatment

$$$

Literally Ambrosia from Deux Ex

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

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Mayor Dave posted:

russia coming in hot tho

someone needs to re-do that bus gif, but with an infinite number of country buses all speeding past each other

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

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lol fox finally getting scared that trump is literally killing fox viewers

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

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galenanorth posted:

This guy should Naruto-run into Area 51 and try exercising his First Amendment right of freedom of assembly over there, then see what happens

2019 was a simpler time. That happened...8 months ago

honestly i think if a large enough armed right-wing mob (10,000+ people?) zerg rushed into Area 51, the government wouldn't stop them

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

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it would be absolutely lol if none of the US vaccines work

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

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Throatwarbler posted:

But America's face culture means you can't do anything that will make you look weak, so at least 50,000 people gotta die.

lots of places care about face and have face culture

in fact, the word "face" is a semantic calque from the Chinese word 臉. the reputation/prestige meaning of "face" didn't exist in English until the late 1800s.



the difference is, in most places, saving face means you gotta keep your citizens alive, whereas in the US, saving face means owning the libs

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

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Jerry Bindle posted:

Its ham radio operators' time to shine

starlink now has a legitimate reason to exist

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sincx
Jul 13, 2012

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Boris Johnson was half way to death despite having the best care in his country. But he was morbidly obese.

Co-morbidities really gently caress you over in combination with COVID.

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