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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:https://twitter.com/courtney_KFOR/status/1258187823779401728?s=20 i was actually expecting a hospital shooting before a mcdonald's shooting way to surprise me
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May 7, 2020 03:08
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you can boil water in a microwave in a plastic container. it's fast and extremely useful.
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May 13, 2020 06:18
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reheat pizza on a frying pan it's the damnedest thing edit: the greasier the better
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May 13, 2020 06:25
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thanks to our wonderful Wisconsin Supreme Court, i just had to make an appointment with my doctor to issue me some work restrictions. i have a history of asthma, and an ER visit a few years back from a simple little cough that suddenly turned ugly. if driving halfway across the state and entering random people's homes doesn't kill me, the persistent stress will. at least with a stay at home order in effect i was afforded some small level of safety. now i have to further isolate because of a bunch of selfish pricks groomed by capital to believe the customer is always right.
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May 14, 2020 22:20
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Mr Hootington posted:a group home for mentally disabled is having an outbreak. it was only a matter of time before it hit the white house
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May 14, 2020 22:30
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Numlock posted:You’re doing it wrong. 
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May 14, 2020 22:30
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that dude who jumped in the hot springs to save his dog, except the dog is the economy and the dude is america
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May 15, 2020 02:19
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Raskolnikov38 posted:speaking of some dumbass snuck into Yellowstone to take selfies with old faithful and fell in something the other day wow i bet they were really in hot water
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May 15, 2020 02:29
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that million+ deaths is looking more likely every day now
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May 16, 2020 02:37
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Bullfrog posted:Yeah, look, wrt to spikes and consequences of opening up and stuff, you gotta remember that viruses don't work on a timeline that is satisfying or quick or easily understandable for anyone. We often expect things to be apparent right away, but that's just not the case. Spread of the virus has a time lag. Reporting has a time lag. Deaths have a time lag. Etc. it's like how some aircraft can go into an unrecoverable oscillation because of the delay between input and effect. inexperienced or unqualified pilots would attempt to make corrections that would only worsen the situation.
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May 17, 2020 00:41
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oh here it is https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pilot-induced_oscillation we're either going to do the same thing with on and off lockdowns and fly this bitch apart one airfoil at a time, or we're going do nothing and lawn dart into the tarmac
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May 17, 2020 00:52
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my job basically only does no-contact services if the customer wants, never stopped sending people into customer's homes, and provided no masks until yesterday, and it was a single surgical mask we were told to reuse. i don't think they are taking this seriously.
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May 17, 2020 16:32
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by my figuring, june 2 will be the day of reckoning, the big tuesday bump signifying the beginning of the real surge
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May 19, 2020 00:36
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Durf posted:an invisible dam
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May 20, 2020 06:54
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fosborb posted:they only looked at the last 7 days for "current R0" and they think WI has decreased: 528 new cases today, a record high. Open 'er up!
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May 20, 2020 20:36
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:https://twitter.com/rudepundit/status/1263153296962969601 whether these stories support or refute your current beliefs is irrelevant, as they are anecdotal people who don't know how science works should stop talking about science
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May 20, 2020 20:43
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lmao that dude is probably not even flying anywhere but will still show up to the airport to whine about his "rights"
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May 21, 2020 00:33
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i might have watched jersey shore if it were filmed in sheboygan
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May 21, 2020 02:58
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euphronius posted:rip Madonna well yeah i would assume that the virgin mother of christ died nearly 2000 years ago
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May 21, 2020 03:05
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all this horse hockey that people are pulling out of their asses to make schools be anything other than a giant petri dish will fail, because nothing will ever stop a bunch of little kids from slobbering on every surface within line of sight. it will also be exactly three minutes into the first day that some little poo poo fashions a sling from his mask. every square inch of plexiglass that regularly falls outside the surveillance of an adult for longer than ten seconds will be intricately engraved with a chronicle of idle moments variously interspersed by hate symbols and accounts of unpopular faculty members engaging in unnatural relations with domestic animals.
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May 21, 2020 05:00
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i miss the oldschool hard-boiled laconic news headlines Apple, Google Useless back in the day you wouldn't want to waste ink on all that other bullshit
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May 21, 2020 05:20
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looks like a million is back on the menu boys
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May 23, 2020 23:32
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has anyone said typhoid maga yet
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May 23, 2020 23:33
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you'll find me in the adult candy aisle
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May 25, 2020 01:52
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nikosoft posted:If children were affected, we would have nuked China already. dude kids get gunned down all the time and nobody gives a gently caress
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May 25, 2020 01:53
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bro one time i got 3 months for unsolicited beckoning of an animal running at large dude was lucky he got away before the heat rolled up
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May 26, 2020 06:06
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May 27, 2020 02:40
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nothing boosts your immune system. it either has what it needs to do its job, or it doesn't. there is no secret bonus immune. also you really do not want a turbocharged immune system. it WILL turn on you when it gets bored.
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FizFashizzle posted:study medicine and you learn tons of pneumonics for poo poo. psychic moans just means you start hallucination mnemonics im sure there's lots of pneumonics too
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Subvisual Haze posted:Brazil might actually surpass America in new daily cases soon. 5/26 had 18.6k new cases in the US versus 16.3k new cases in Brazil. Well done Brazil, especially considering how heat and humidity likely slow down the transmission of this virus. look at their test to case ratio
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May 27, 2020 21:45
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i still wonder about the italian balcony singers
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May 27, 2020 21:56
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May 27, 2020 21:58
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the next several days will begin to show the effects of wisconsin's stay home order getting knocked over, and then a week later the crush of cases from are troops day
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:Some chud showed up at a polling place in Pittsburgh today and started a fight over being asked to wear a mask. No charges. at this point we're lucky he didn't shoot up the place
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so i suspect an initial lull in new cases, due to everyone fuckin rioting and not getting tested, people not getting tested because of everyone fuckin rioting, and so on. death reporting is gonna be all kinds of hosed. excess mortality calculation in posterity is probably hosed now too because of a brewing civil war. poo poo's wild.
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