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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Aardvark! posted:

to get the new mestre de pizza tag you must quote this with a bad pizza that hasnt been posted here before yet. lets see some content goons

tags may take a couple days to arrive

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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uber_stoat posted:

Imo's is St. Louis style, they of the accursed Provel. by definition a capital M Mistake.

Aw poo poo I forgot what Imo's was for a second and thought it looked reasonable for a hungry moment. St Louis style really tests my longstanding "any pizza is good pizza" belief (this thread's individual garbage examples aside)

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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https://twitter.com/GerryDuggan/status/1398808547689844736

A pizza that only comes along once every seventeen years

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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SniperWoreConverse posted:

this is something that could be good

No....no it's not :smith:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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TheSwizzler posted:


Had this, actually pretty good

Pickles? I like those in limited amounts with the right mix of toppings. That'd be like my entire annual pickle consumption though.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Hello, pizza friends

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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The pizza thread is definitely not where I expected folks to start coming out in favor of creamy salt tubes

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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I know I've claimed before that mushrooms are a critical pizza topping and that I could never have enough of them, but

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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I'll be honest, I finally got around to making my longterm recipe idea of Thanksgiving leftovers pizza a couple years back, and it actually works pretty well depending on the ingredient combo you use.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Cartoon Man posted:


Where we’re going we don’t need no triangles…

Alternately:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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shadow puppet of a posted:

Gotta maximize the amount of mold per foot

I went looking for a simple pizza spiral and wound up with a curse my mind is still struggling to take in :psyduck:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Quantum of Phallus posted:

I loving love mushroom on a pizza.

That's mushrooms with a hint of pizza

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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I'm not gonna lie, there's a secret tiny part of me that appreciates canned mushrooms on pizza, but in a very specific way that emulates the local garbage pizza place that was my favorite when I was ten.

Gonna bury this admission here at the bottom of the page :ssh:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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von Braun posted:

know a guy who went to dozens of pizzerias to find a place that uses canned mushroom instead of fresh.

Little Caesar's is the only major chain who uses those that I'm aware of, that was a big surprise when I ordered mushrooms on one a couple years back.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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I have tried some pizzas with pickles but no, I would not try a pickle pizza

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Unfortunately, there is no way to uncan a mushroom

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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chglcu posted:

Doesn’t matter. They’re disgusting woody / corky tasting things with a weird rear end texture no matter what you do with them. gently caress mushrooms and anyone who likes them, I say.

YOU'RE a disgusting woody / corky tasting thing with a weird rear end texture no matter what we do with you!

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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I call it "The Landslide"

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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ultrafilter posted:

That is the worst pizza.

No it's not.



It's the worst calzone :getin:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Sure looks a bit cummier meltier than mozzarella to me, especially the first two.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Stink Terios posted:

To be fair, the mozzarella we use in Brazil is a bit different. Here's a pic from Wikipedia:



That's a good point, I was just thinking about what I normally see.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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cynic posted:

Definitely looks like a pre-baked base cooked at a too-low temperature.

Anyway, I have just finished building a pizza oven, seasoned it and did a trial run with some leftover dough (proper mozzarella, king prawns, garlic and parsley drizzle, tasty, but the oven was too hot so the edges singed) and I'm going to skim the thread for inspiration now. Will film results. Accepting suggestions.

I heard possums are in style lately

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Desperado Bones posted:

Fire hazard Pizza:



Involving flames in food presentation is high-class, therefore that is a high-class pizza. Q.E.D.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Gettin out my banjo to defend my anti-pineapple pizzapinions, but I'm also enjoying some delicious sushi so you can tell my opinions are complex

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Oh, Dr Oetker. Instant flashback to enjoying a bunch of these when I was in Finland for a while but didn't have anything but the most basic cooking equipment. I liked them a lot, but that was years and years ago and I wonder how I'd feel now.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/pYVa3gK.mp4

Your Mestre title is hereby revoked.

I thought Floor Pizza was a time-honoured forums tradition

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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:catstare:

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Sep 17, 2007

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http://thumbs.gfycat.com/HandsomeSatisfiedDugong.mp4

Worst on account of how many people have to deal with crustless inner slices

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Oh I don't even love the crust in general, I just hate having to grab gooey cheese when I'm holding a slice. No, fork and knife are not an option :lofty:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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I could see that as being potentially reasonable, but I think it'd have to involve something other than the most default pepperoni pizza.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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The lesser known Eleventh Plague

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Your telepizza is now ready for transport, please have your official pregreased telepizza receiver in position

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Mod, report thyself

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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https://twitter.com/LebUpdate/status/1410242682996379648
Get some cheese out there, stat!

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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smooth jazz posted:

The 9/11 hijackers last meal was Pizza Hut.

It's not that bad, seems like a bit of an overreaction to me

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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:911::patriot::911::patriot::911:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Sodium Chloride posted:

The cooked pizza would look good if there weren't mice on it.

Put that in the thread title queue, please

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