TIP posted:

they do have those roomba lawnmower things now but buying one of those feels like the first act of a horror movie

Ruby Gloom posted:

if we're drinking blue stuff i'm gonna need 40 cigarettes (menthol preferably) but do NOT let me keep the lighter

Ruby Gloom posted:

DorkusMalorkus posted:

I don't drink alcohol or smoke cigarettes but I've got pot agummies on me now and if I can swing by home first I can also bring a good amount of colorado medical weed

I stopped my bike just now after some cockass came within 6 inches of hitting me with his car so this is a nice distraction from the panic of a minute ago

TIP posted:

so I said I'd have to wear this splint for like 8 weeks, but after some more research it seems I may be ok after only 3 weeks

today is day 12 so I may be more than halfway done

fuuuuuuuck I really hope my hand is actually healed in 9 days I'm losing my drat mind over here, it's really amazing how many things I do that require two hands

Ruby Gloom posted:

"quickles"

Sid Vicious posted:

im about to get so stoned yall

ilovebeersooomuch posted:

You need to be careful, they are cute and I am jealous but it sounds like we know who really runs these streets

ilovebeersooomuch posted:

Out of curiosity, how do you know you've got a porcupine in those parts? Have you seen the actual pokey animal or is it "oh looked porcupine poop! We must have one in our area"

Myself, I'd rather actually see it with my own peepers but a camera would suffice for nocturnal animals.

Also I've seen a porcupine pull a knife on someone so they dont gently caress around.

bagmonkey posted:

It me

DONKEY SALAMI posted:

Sitting in a recliner, moisturizing my shins.

ilovebeersooomuch posted:

Everyone knows we east coast libs have the smoothest motherfuckin shins around

ilovebeersooomuch posted:

This is what shins guards are for and the best have built in moisturizers but we play significantly more drinking dodgeball if we do any sports at all which brings me to my main point which is yelling at athletes on the TV is far more important.

fartknocker posted:

I’ve never worn crocs

Sid Vicious posted:

so I didn't want to be a rude guest last night at my father in laws for a visit with my wife and kids and he ordered like a ton of pizza and i ate a slice and all day ive been having one hell of a stomach time, even if you have severe anxiety don't eat pizza when you have celiacs just explain yourself, my entire weekend is gone now

Ruby Gloom posted:

gluten

TIP posted:

toilet champ anagrams:
athletic mop
topical meth
polite match
emphatic lot
hotel impact

TIP posted:

try playing it standing up next time

ilovebeersooomuch posted:

You should have tried playing golf when you're at the golf course

ilovebeersooomuch posted:

I was making a joke about you doing a mass / rear end murder

ilovebeersooomuch posted:

Great job! We're all rooting for you!

Sid Vicious posted:

i forgot to get groceries on account of being sick and or dissociated all day so tonight's dinner is sausage rounds in the ninja

ReelBigLizard posted:

Recently got an Air Fryer because the element blew in our old oven. It's got its limits but I'm actually impressed. Fish finger* sandwich in 8 minutes, fresh pain au chocolat in 15. Crispy chicken in 12.

*(is that what America calls fish sticks?)

ilovebeersooomuch posted:

Maybe this will cheer you up: I made some espresso and as I was rinsing out some stuff I dried my hands on a towel. It is a new towel Mrs Beer had gotten and I just noticed what it is

Sid Vicious posted:

today and indeed this weekend in general were the worst days I have had in a long time and im having a real rough night

Ruby Gloom posted:

"We're gonna need a bigger beard"

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Tuggin and tuggin accessories

Ruby Gloom posted:

someone explain the sizzler to me

TIP posted:

dinner at revins tonight

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Still thinking about Ye Olde Tugge Shoppe

TIP posted:

I definitely cannot do jazz hands right now, which I assume are essential