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T’wether it is the volume of our verbosity or the viscosity of articulation, we may never know whence the moment of anticipation and syncopation emerges in thine reader, thus breaching the boundary of passive dullardry to the lustrous excesses of their criticious forte. “CUM!”, he ejaculated, with such fervor that the chipmunks scattered to more stable footholds, unbeknownst of the next spillage of toungery, but knowing secretly and unabashedly that it would be FANTABULOUS and SPLENDORIOUS, illuminated as a candle to parchment paper. 
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Nov 29, 2020 04:38
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I like the feeling of believing in aliens. Even if the whole universe turns out to be all humans, we could imagine aliens in the future, and maybe if we were good enough at art and craft we could go to them and know what it feels like.
ClamdestineBoyster fucked around with this message at 06:38 on Dec 1, 2020 |
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Dec 1, 2020 06:33
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Sid Vicious posted:a life drawing class is what i am asking my mom for for Christmas actually! Hmmmm home schooled huh? 
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Dec 1, 2020 07:20
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I’m more of a Young Einstein dude. 
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Dec 1, 2020 17:11
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Mooey Cow posted:You ever consider that mermaids and by extension, snake girls, they can't gently caress? Cause they ain't got no vags? Well consider this: Maybe try get to know them anyway, they could be very nice people. Any hole is a goal. 
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Dec 4, 2020 01:13
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Chomp8645 posted:This is art. No it’s NOT! 
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Dec 5, 2020 04:46
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Jels of how you see the essence of things tbh.
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Dec 6, 2020 20:52
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Tip posted:Kid cereals are insane, anyone who regularly feeds their child Cookie Crisp is an unfit parent. Why are they all naked except for him? 
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Dec 12, 2020 23:41
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Lustrous.
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Dec 15, 2020 01:55
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Sid Vicious posted:i painted Naomi Elizabeth, i love her, but sadly its the worst of my portraits She got like a combination of the ill dance moves plus she sounds like a carebear when she sings.
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Dec 15, 2020 06:21
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Yeah that poo poo unironically rocks. 
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Dec 15, 2020 12:37
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Hell Yeah posted:1000 pages? that's over 9 billion posts. it's just so crazy it might work... Even the longest journey begins with one step. So I embark on this way, to Word Salad mountain, beef jerky in my hulk hogan shoes, macaroni in my hat, strawberry jam in my shirt pocket, 2 extra large condoms in my wallet, and a paddington bear thermos full of 2% milk. I even have some croutons for the salad. On my way, here we go. FfffffwwwwwhhhhhaAaaaaaammmmmuuuuuuwwwwaaaaaaaa. 
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Dec 20, 2020 03:32
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cnut posted:Posting on the unluckiest page itt Who needs luck when you’ve got charm? 
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Dec 24, 2020 10:47
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cnut posted:Just 4 more, buddy. All the jokes have been larfed, all the songs have been sung, all the maths have been known. All the clowns have been dunked. 
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Dec 27, 2020 21:06
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Dog ain’t got balls, where else is he supposed to store his piss? Boobs? 
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Jan 31, 2021 18:18
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hbag posted:smirnoff ice is good because i have a weak effeminate throat that cant handle regular spirits or beer Lol I’ve been making extremely high proof shooters every 20 to 45 minutes to denature a maligned factor in a historic tribute for years, but I think I can drink like a regular person now.
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Feb 21, 2021 05:11
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hbag posted:i made a COOL new sig God that IS cool. You’re cool. 
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Feb 21, 2021 06:51
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Aardvark! posted:I wish. A troll drank all my piss so I can't brew potions any more either Guess you’re just gonna have to use butthole juice.
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Mar 1, 2021 02:17
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Beans in chili is fine. Chili does not share the same situation as burritos A good bean and cheese is like really good tho. gently caress chipoltle tho. 
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Mar 1, 2021 20:47
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Meme Poker Party posted:Thread throttled up to high speed on promise of THE D! Alright well, you asked for it. B==================================================D~
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Mar 2, 2021 00:48
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hbag posted:COCK O'CLOCK What do you want line just raw dong or like posed up on a velvet pillow and 3 point lighting with some whipped cream a strawberries in a little artisan bowl? 
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Mar 2, 2021 04:30
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Hell Yeah posted:it's finally page 1000 and i'm ready to look at a dick Rush Limbaugh died like a week ago srry.
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Mar 3, 2021 01:42
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gently caress yeah brandy and fruit soda. 
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Mar 7, 2021 21:09
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Meme Poker Party posted:Sorry but I have zero animation experience. Just making a still pose is an exercise for me. It’ll be a bit before I could possibly animate something worth a video. But I’ll get there! Rigging is p easy, physics is kind of tricky.
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Mar 9, 2021 20:06
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gary oldmans diary posted:also just spitballing here but what about a tv show about a man whose rear end was eaten out by a vampire I always thought a show about a doctor who can’t say diarrhea without laughing would be a cool show. (He has to say diarrhea quite frequently in his line of work).
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Mar 11, 2021 20:08
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hbag posted:me wife Fresh Sheath.
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Mar 22, 2021 20:20
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Fucker made a time machine! 
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Mar 24, 2021 07:47
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Uuuggghhhhhhhhhh. 
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Mar 24, 2021 07:52
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hbag posted:that story is so heartwarming that i almost don't want to tell you that your cat looks like a foreskin You guys wanted cock a bunch of pages back, now you’re looking at the pussy. 
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Mar 28, 2021 06:01
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:What’d y’all have for Sunday dinner? I made a nice slow-simmered chili with both red AND black beans, and then I had TWO bowls Chicken, baked beans, Texas toast. 
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Mar 29, 2021 00:00
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Ratjaculation posted:Page 108 is the loving cursing/swearing page Aw pony piss fart booger rear end petrified poo poo dildo lovely cum boobs fucker.
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Mar 29, 2021 19:13
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Big Beef City posted:Aardvark once kept me chained to a barren wall for nearly 72 hours and dosing me with DMT playing nothing but Chemical Brothers after lying to me about hosting a 'build your own burrito' dinner party. Oh wow boston baked beans and bananas foster, what cool and edgy ingredient choices. Hey are there any spoons for the stone toblerone melting pot or do you just dip or what? Nvm I’m think I’m going to do pork wantons and vegan curry with the agave pistachio salsa and the tapioca dusted sea salt marshmallows. 
ClamdestineBoyster fucked around with this message at 23:53 on Mar 31, 2021 |
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Mar 31, 2021 23:49
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Aardvark! posted:Estupido Muy. I want some micro pigs in a blanket with chipoltle ketchup and marinated cilantro pepper and chili oil onions and queso Fresca in a FLOUR tortilla please.
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Apr 1, 2021 00:24
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Halloween Liker posted:If we banned meat but everyone cut off and donated their feet to a world LAST MEAT FUND I think some ppl would live in decadence with bbq toe pops in the freezer (with the little bone handle) and some people would make stew and the stewers would outlive the gnawers and the vegans would make metal boots (no leather obvs) and become immortal as the stewers choked down their last bits of stock and ramen. Vegan snobbery would obviously become socially acceptable and they would elect the purest amongst them to fertilize the great pecan tree of life with his dung and they would come together every year in communion to eat the fleshy product of the tree and condemn slim jims, gelatin, cod, and yeast rolls so that none of them would accidentally  eat meat again.
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Apr 1, 2021 22:11
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Big Beef City posted:So you went for a pretty hike and that's cool. It’s like being on a space treadmill and you’re dragging all these small cakes for a second behind you, but you can’t eat the cakes because you have to stay fit so you just let your kids eat them.
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Apr 3, 2021 22:49
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Ratjaculation posted:Phone camera zoom sucks but there's an awesome castle on that big hill too This mount is a year old.
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Apr 3, 2021 22:57
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Big Beef City posted:When I was a kid, I worked as a caddie, and later in the bag room/pro shop at a private club, and part of that was picking range balls, yadda yadda. Lol I love golf. They got those things where you can wash your balls every hole. I’m always like, how much sex do these perverts have that they need to wash their balls every hole? But it feels good, it’s refreshing, even if you aren’t backwoods smashing each hole. 
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Apr 8, 2021 15:55
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Big Beef City posted:I posted something realistic, and meant it. You mean you ARENT supposed to wash your balls in those things? 
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Apr 8, 2021 18:43
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Aardvark! posted:its allright clam. you can do whatever you want. big beef city just has ptsd from hitting himself in the balls with his golf club over and over and its made him bitter and angry for no reason I don’t get what those things are for now. Are you supposed to take a little drink from them or something? Clean balls makes more sense. Nothing will gently caress up your golf game like some sticky balls clinging to one leg or another. It’s like when gymnasts use the rosin I thought. I also sincerely hope ppl haven’t been drinking from those things too. Also srry big beer city, just givin ya a little razz-mataz, I think it’s only fair that I can wash my sweaty balls while you do donuts in your tim Allen modded golf cart.
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Apr 8, 2021 20:38
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Aardvark! posted:what was the dish Butthole Surprise.
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Apr 12, 2021 21:02
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