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Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

I've always been told we can use the same air for about 3 or 4 breaths. We inhale 21% oxygen air and exhale 16% oxygen air.

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Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

Those are some good days.

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

In a paternity suit?

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

Are we talking about the handle you twist or the part mounted to the door with the keyhole because I agree it is abnormally long.

What are you hiding?

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

Oh hey next time I explained the uncanny valley to someone I have a new example

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

They should sell carbonated water in kegs, or something. Easier to justify having one.

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

Hello I hear this is the thread for people who live in darkness and like Buffy. I will get five hours of sunlight tomorrow and Buffy was enjoyable but season 6 was probably my least favorite.

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

ilovebeersooomuch posted:

Before it gets to far, It is of vital import that you might disclose your standing with respect to glitterdicks, tia

Staunchly pro

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

I assume spatchcocking is a thing only top chefs and cannibals know about

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

Wait why isn't the plural "cheves"

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

We had a dip down to -25 C this week. Now it's back up to single digit negatives.

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

Is this beer made with something really rare like hops harvested from the inner sanctum of Tibetan monks or yeast cultures from a Queen's yeast infection or what

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

Getting only five hours of sun wasn't so bad a few years ago because it was brilliant light, but now it seems to be overcast every day here now.

Most people who get sunlanps don't use them as intended. You have to stare into the drat things for it or make a difference.

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

Obviously some kind of subconscious Yao Ming fixation.

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

Have you tried rubbing alcohol or salicylic acid?

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

redshirt posted:

I see bobcats in the woods around my house fairly often. Funny looking cats. No floof, all fury. Big feet.

Not a bobcat but the point stands:






This is Chaos and he is sweeter than he looks.

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

bagmonkey posted:

hmnmmmm it did a good black and white print

lets try some more stuff

post images that could become buttons thxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.





Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

Thos is Pippin. He enjoys the Skittles only for the crinkly plastic, for nourishment he would rather lick a well-used raclette.





This is Pippin's brother Bertha. He enjoys snuggles and will jump on my back while I am putting my boots on in the morning in demand of snuggles before I am allowed to leave. (Also pictured: Chaos) Bertha likes talking with the ravens when they visit .





This is Speedy, and he is not ours but we love to watch him when his owners go out of town. He likes to droop his paws when he sits.



Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

Ruby Gloom posted:

:siren: EVERYBODY LOOK AT AND APPRECIATE THESE PERFECT BABY ANGELS :neckbeard: :siren:

YES HUMANS APPRECIATE US

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

Tyrkey is delicious. I love buying the parts post-holiday and eating a turkey leg Flintstones-style.

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

Hell yeah just gonna relax and watch it happen

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

In honor of 3000 pages here is Pippin showing his chonky side:

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

Computer viking posted:

Oh that wasn't my intention at all, I tried to say that you constructed them in a lab.

Hellow cat professor herre. Kitties r not made in meth labs & u shuld give them more wet fud

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

TIP posted:

hulu keeps forcing me to watch a trailer for "faraway downs"

it's just that baz luhrman flop australia from a million years ago reedited and extended into a mini series

why


whyyyyyyyyyyy


I really don't think that movie's problem was being too short

Oh good, I'm not crazy for wondering why both exist.

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

Herman Purring

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

Tea Party Crasher posted:

Has anyone else in the 5,000 page thread seen Godzilla -1 yet cuz it owns

I did not know of its existence until now.

"-1" sounds like the codename for Mecha King Ghidorah since "Monster Zero" - 1 head = -1 :v:

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

TIP posted:

this reminds me that I once hosed the principal of a high school

couldn't get her job out of my head lol

It's such a weird thing to think about because we've all had principals and thinking of those people as sexually active and drinking is weird.

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

What did this even mean? Is it a meme or something? What was he going for?

It's a Tron quote.

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

Mine eyes have seen the glory of his green atomic glow

His steps are like an earthquake and his breath a volcano

He will burn down Yokohama and then flatten Tokyo

This reptile conquers all!


Gllory, glory to Godzilla

Glory, glory to Godzilla

Glory, glory to Godzilla

This reptile conquers all!

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

I would pay to watch Hamburgler and Officer Big Mac in McMiserables

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

But after a cat poops is when they seem to have the most energy. A curious paradox.

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

its_my_birthday posted:

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

redshirt posted:

Everyone should have their own Syder Cut.

Where after the fact you can correct all your bad choices.

And CGI remove Superman's mustache.

Allowing actors to keep moustaches and covering it up with movie magic is superhero genre tradition that goes back to Ceasar Romero.

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

fartknocker posted:

:same: and i don't even like coffee

You don't actually get the coffee they just knock it off the counter once it's ready.

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

5KPPT: Up to her elbows in a butt

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

TIP posted:

also I snuck some photos of my friend's dogs for you guys




Cute Santaur

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

bagmonkey posted:

i worked on a file for one "GORDON SHOWERS" once

My friend tells me he worked the tax return of one Richard Sack, who resided on Dickey Drive in Sackville, Nova Scotia.

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

its_my_birthday posted:

One time I had sex in the backseat of my dads car in an Applebees parking lot and she was on her period and I whipped off with one of my socks when we were done but I left the bloody sock in the car and the next day my dad asked me if my foot was okay and I didn’t know what he was talking about and that’s pretty close to getting beat up at chilis

No make this the Tinder profile

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Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

Red Sox and Celtics and Bruins, oh my!

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