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duz posted:then why does the lorax exist?
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# ¿ May 13, 2024 23:44 |
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truth hurts
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2023 19:31 |
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They also call Dutch a language when really it's just an imitation of a 12th-century Fleming who took 50 to choke to death on a pube
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2023 03:28 |
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jeebus bob posted:Kentucky Scryed Chicken
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2023 22:32 |
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Beeftweeter posted:i'm waiting
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# ¿ Jun 13, 2023 02:46 |
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MrQueasy posted:ok! put beef down as #2
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# ¿ Jun 13, 2023 06:27 |
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Kenny Logins posted:counterpoint: astrology
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# ¿ Jun 13, 2023 19:32 |
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Jonny 290 posted:the bills are ridiculous Achmed Jones posted:i feel like tarot and magic tricks are two versions of what is ultimately the same nerd starter pack
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# ¿ Jun 14, 2023 03:32 |
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Ugh all of you magician lovers make me sick. I bet you like puppets too
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# ¿ Jun 14, 2023 04:54 |
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Jonny 290 posted:i think you've just been bested too many times by folks in billowy silk shirts and you're a little bitter about it
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# ¿ Jun 14, 2023 04:59 |
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Beeftweeter posted:well yes. muppets are a kind of puppet
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# ¿ Jun 14, 2023 05:10 |
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:bring this balmer back imo Chili's balmer back ribs
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# ¿ Jun 15, 2023 01:39 |
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Brrrmph posted:how is this man only 30 years old
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2023 20:43 |
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https://twitter.com/ConnorDaleyVT/status/1671237432493105152?t=kNwVPcMQ4hN7iPGqSecT7Q&s=19
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# ¿ Jul 2, 2023 01:52 |
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PokeJoe posted:Who the hell are you I'm Batman
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# ¿ Jul 2, 2023 01:55 |
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PokeJoe posted:Not you
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# ¿ Jul 2, 2023 02:04 |
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PokeJoe posted:Acceptable
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# ¿ Jul 2, 2023 03:39 |
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Agile Vector posted:7 years into Augustus' reign, but yeah the previous years were a mess. when it fell apart again we get a horse consul and a handful of emperors a year The horse as consul/senator was rather early on in the Principate—probably midway through Caligula's reign (37-41) when relations with the Senate broke down and was more likely a jab at the co-option of almost the whole of the cursus honorum. Caligula was many things and was certainly not a nice man, but care must be taken with these things because, above all else, the Romans were just utterly full of poo poo. In Caligula's case, they were faced with a situation where the emperor had been murdered¹ and what people generally assumed was a drooling gimp chosen by the prætorian put in his place. An emperor, it might be added, who was much more popular with the people than he was with the senatorial class (this was also the case, tho less luridly, with Nero) Contemporary sources are also thin—Tacitus' Annals, written closest to the events, regarding this period have significant lacunæ—but non-Roman writings such as Philo's The Embassy to Gaius portray not so much a perverted lunatic but just a callous, arrogant young man with a strange sense of humor. As for emperor clusters, well, there are two main events: the Year of the Four Emperors in 69CE and the Year of the Five Emperors in 193CE, which wasn't as nice—especially for Didius Julianus, who lasted a mere 66 days. And now, a tweet https://twitter.com/phosphor_glow/status/1677151289438883850?t=3Tg889RiOfWDrONfp6rq2g&s=19
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# ¿ Jul 8, 2023 21:00 |
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well-read undead posted:my favorite thing about caligula is that his name means little boot, because that’s what soldiers called him when he paraded around in miniature armor as a child And fun fact: the Horace that started this thread of conversation deserted the battle at Phillipi and returned to Rome under amnesty. (His cognomen, Flaccus, well, I'm sure you can guess what it means but I'm not quite sure the context is the same. Also a patrician, which is surprisingly less common than you might think when it comes to portrayals of the period.)
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# ¿ Jul 8, 2023 21:54 |
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Agile Vector posted:this is a great refresher/education and i forgot there were multiple rounds of Too Many Emperors quote:also that tweet is going to be stuck in my head for days
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# ¿ Jul 8, 2023 22:00 |
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well-read undead posted:diss culture run amok! quote:Pēdīcābō ego vōs et irrumābō
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# ¿ Jul 8, 2023 22:26 |
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Beeftweeter posted:why would anyone willingly subject themselves to mister bread's face
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# ¿ Jul 9, 2023 19:51 |
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rotor posted:i agree, they should be usb3
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2023 20:50 |
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BofA deez knots
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2023 06:55 |
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President Beep u r fired we have found ur replacement https://twitter.com/buitengebieden/status/1680609883962449920?t=UhtOcr5qo0PlozPo8sHb5A&s=19
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# ¿ Jul 17, 2023 07:58 |
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Agile Vector posted:I miss(?) when meetings were like 80 people with cameras off and no engagement.
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2023 21:04 |
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Beeftweeter posted:idk what people are getting out of these
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2023 21:22 |
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Beeftweeter posted:lol that's pretty sad Cos it takes different strokes yes it takes different strokes it takes different strokes to rule the world
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2023 21:49 |
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Beeftweeter posted:please tell me x.org has a copyright on that However, it's unlikely that any action would bear fruit as the likelihood of consumers being confused between a windowing system and the farcical doubling down of the world's richest moron so 🤷🏻♀️
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# ¿ Jul 24, 2023 05:17 |
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ultrafilter posted:Meta and Microsoft both have registered trademarks on X that Elon is infringing on. He's gonna have a bad day soon. Anywho enjoy https://twitter.com/EllieTrashcakes/status/1683667329232830467?t=MVggyIIfUIAOC25drAhZWQ&s=19
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:mods please rename this thread to "yospos exe thread"
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Sapozhnik posted:johnny five ounces
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dpkg chopra posted:evolutionarily speaking, all roads lead to crab
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That bidet is way too big for such a small crab
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https://twitter.com/GumbyScreens/status/1689748599079333888?t=JEg0bAgg06O7KPOecz75Kw&s=19
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I have three codes for you thirsty hogs
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