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I work in a lot of hotels, and have learned the hard way to never let on I know jackshit about network anything or I suddenly become the guest tech support flunkie. gently caress that poo poo.
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Yeah theres more than one of those fuckwits, like entire towns fulla them. My loving idiot grade school dropout coworker still hasnt gotten vaxxed, and Im about at the point where I tell my AGM that I refuse to work with her until she gets it.
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Nov 13, 2021 05:46
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The key to survivng an active shooter is, unsurprisingly, not being seen.
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Nov 22, 2021 15:56
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My hotel's FOM has definetly eaten the "all unions are corrupt" pill, and has been in zero of them. Like buddy Ive been in both an airport workers and hotel union, and they were fine.
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Feb 8, 2022 22:50
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So my previous employer at the airport is making it really hard to contact HR about sending my W2 to my current mailing address, Im giving them a week before I contact the IRS. I super dont miss working for them, they really loved trying to schedule me for 6 days of 14 hour workdays. gently caress them.
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Feb 16, 2022 22:50
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I already told management that Im going to be masking up for a good long while, local mandates be damned.
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Feb 22, 2022 22:31
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Hey my FOM has been telling that exact thing to guests when they ask why the restaraunt isnt staffed, I wish I could get him to knock it the gently caress off.
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Feb 23, 2022 03:38
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Hyrax Attack! posted:Lol was checking an org chart and we have five layers of Vice Presidents The extra VPs are to absorb impacts.
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Feb 24, 2022 22:30
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Wear the shiniest vest you can find, a sequened bowtie, and no shirt. Show those bastards whos boss.
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Mar 8, 2022 08:40
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I hate those loving "personality test" things every employer thinks people dont just lie on, the worst ones repeat the same like 4 questions just worded differently to try and catch you out somehow. So the mask mandate is over here, just in time for new strains of Covid. I'll keep on masking, thanks.
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Mar 17, 2022 07:17
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Yeah I dont think a single one of my jobs bothered calling any of my previous employers like ever.
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Mar 21, 2022 21:35
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Thats pretty awesome actually.
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Mar 21, 2022 22:30
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Goddamn that guy is a dumb idiot, how the gently caress does he survive putting pants on?
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Apr 6, 2022 07:26
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champagne posting posted:and american mail cops Fish and Game peeps are pretty cool, yeah.
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Apr 7, 2022 07:47
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Sanctum posted:Employee appreciation pizza is the worst kind of pizza. One place I worked tried to pull that poo poo with like Dominoes, I told them we were ordering from the *good* pizza place even if it cost more. It was a way better time.
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Apr 13, 2022 03:20
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Animal-Mother posted:We squish the cookie balls down just a little bit so they're lower than the lip of a sheet pan. Fit about 140 per pan and don't need any space between pans in the racks. Can freeze thousands, pull out hundreds whenever we want.
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Apr 15, 2022 07:59
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So I was told I was going to be moving into a supervisory position, like three weeks ago with zero action in that direction from management. Im gonna wait a week or so more before bringing it up to the gm, but meamwhile Ive been working on my design portfolio so I may be giving this hotel the finger and loving off.
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Apr 27, 2022 22:20
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My employer is finally moving me into a supervisory position next week, shiny new nametag and all and I need to see how much my pay is getting raised Woo?
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May 6, 2022 21:45
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When I worked a retail job for the first time, ToysRUs of all things, I heard the cash register bell in my sleep for a while. It was really weird
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May 26, 2022 07:20
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It is Pizza Hut or Little Ceasers?
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May 26, 2022 20:39
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Lazyfire posted:Also, the vendor they want me to put the order in with is out until the 12th, something I haven't mentioned quite yet to the other manager. Ohhohohohohohohohoooo.
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Jul 1, 2022 06:43
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My FOM got all mad because the one desk agent we have only one day a week put in notice and decided to npt bother coming in, like who cares?
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Jul 2, 2022 06:56
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Ive had plenty of hotel IT straight up tell me to not instal Windows updates because it breaks the hotel management app, because they dont pay the devs for tech support. Shits hosed.
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Jul 7, 2022 21:47
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Helter Skelter posted:I've seen what Oracle charges for Opera and I almost might not blame them if I also didn't know how much money hotels make. I actually like Opera for the most part, but yeah given what I know about the greed of hotel owners I can believe it. Those fuckers would rather have a high front desk turnover than spend money on getting the desk like good equipment.
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Jul 8, 2022 05:55
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Even after all the horror stories about being a code toucher, Id still rather do that than work front desk in a hotel.
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Jul 11, 2022 17:43
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From personal experience, janitorial can be super chill and relaxing.
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Jul 27, 2022 22:18
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Huh thats weird, every hotel Ive worked at in 4 states over about 12 years accepted p much every credit card including Diners Club. I almost never saw DC but it was like a rare bigfoot sighting when I did.
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Jul 29, 2022 07:45
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Trainee PornStar posted:They used to sell 'liquid rear end' on amazon, they still might but I cant be arsed to check. If you happen to somehow be able to source it, putrescine is the thing what makes decaying organic matter reek so badly. Just putting that out there.
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Aug 24, 2022 07:45
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Atopian posted:And so, HR policy from Monday is to require all employees to take a photo of the... results of their bathroom breaks and forward them to the appropriate inbox for confirmation. Ahhh workin' in ye olde Poop Mines I see.
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Aug 26, 2022 07:43
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Welp one of the only people I enjoy working with hosed off back to Peru, good thing Im back on my art/music bullshit so I can get me a production job like I should have been doing this entire time.
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Aug 30, 2022 20:48
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Zopotantor posted:Sooo… what do you use to attract skunks to a smoking area? I find they really like old pizza, I saw one going to town on a pizza box outside a hotel I used to work at.
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Aug 31, 2022 06:50
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Takes No Damage posted:Sign up with a knife company and try to sell your chef enemy on a ceramic knife set: I already know its those scumfucks at Cutco without even clicking it.
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Sep 19, 2022 03:40
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IM GONNA EMPATHIZS EVERYONE IN THE loving ROOM MAN!
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Sep 20, 2022 20:52
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This Blue Velvet derail is real good.
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Sep 21, 2022 06:36
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Welp just got my first "final notice warning", which reads like the front office maggot being a whiny marshmallo and complaining Im "unnaproachable and offputting". Oh and apprently theres all these complaints in the customer serveys that I have, even though zero of them mention me by name at all. Sounds like its time for me to gtfo before these fuckers shitcan me. Amusingly I have only been written up like once before for equally bullshit reasons.
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Sep 28, 2022 01:04
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McGavin posted:One place I worked had a skeevy janitor who liked to do nude wizard poo poo out in the forest with his hambeast wife who also worked there. He got fired when he tried to get my lesbian boss to join him by showing her pictures of his nude wizard hijinks. His wife got fired when she vandalized another manager's car because she thought he was the one who told HR. Holy poo poo "Nude Wizard poo poo" is a pro-tier band name, also Im legit laughing at that.
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Oct 13, 2022 07:47
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Thats just smart thinkin.
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Nov 2, 2022 07:49
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goatface posted:8 hours? Nah, find/create some other jobs that "can't wait" and duck out for a decent chunk. When I used to work in a theaterpub, I found that "volunteering" to sweep out the walk-in fridges/freezers or organizing the keg room was a good way to avoid actual work.
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Nov 16, 2022 23:33
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I worked in local television in my hometown in the late 90s, good to see baaically nothing has changed lol.
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Salami Surgeon posted:Different vendor, but today he booked a room and got the phone working. Except he would constantly put things in front of the mic and walk away from it so no one could hear him. What a loving alpha chad, just the ultra pinnacle of power moves.
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