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haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


Sandman McMahon posted:

So Jade’s a master at working children. Honestly explains most of her fans on this forum.

lmao

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haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


i’d mark out for Malibu Lestat

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


Dango Bango posted:

Is Mongo in hospice? :ohdear:


He was diagnosed with ALS last year

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


Davros1 posted:

Another disgusting incident of a fan attacking a wrestler

https://twitter.com/ScottyTres/status/1629931604079411200?s=20

as god as my witness he’s broken in half!

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


Lamuella posted:

oh cool, a thing that's definitely going to happen https://twitter.com/WrestlingNewsCo/status/1663295927678046208

Defined succintly as "We have Brian Cage at home"

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


Sandman McMahon posted:

Holy poo poo who cares

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


Hoss Corncave posted:

When even MJF can't be mean to someone, they're clearly one of the good ones.

https://twitter.com/AEWGold/status/1658601469388419074

I love that her shirt says SEW

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007



lmao

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


*watching a wrestler put his foot up on the bottom rope* hmm thats a good way to absolutely turn your hip joint into ashes!!!! it happened to me once in a deli!

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


Kota Ibushi posted:

thats a cool way to break your neck, sick suplex

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


forkboy84 posted:

At this point I've just given up on Hero coming back in ring, he's back to doing seminars & he's seemingly booking West Coast Pro but hasn't taken a single date in-ring, where as the last time he was let go from WWE he was working for DG USA within a fortnight of his last WWE booking.

Why this Chris Hero sounds like he’s a Chris Villain!

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


Angry_Ed posted:

Green Kane showing up all "Look to la Lucha"

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


Lid posted:

Watching Musk flail and watch his numbers and profits fall so hit random switches that increase tge losses hoping they'll stem the bleeding is intensely funny.

Edit even funnier than it was thirty seconds ago

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status...ingawful.com%2F

The dril ”turning a big dial that says racism” tweet but it says “API usage” instead

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


Hirez posted:

King Haku :hmmyes:

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


The_Rob posted:

Trent rules.

:hmmyes:

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007



He only lost his wallet twice (to a duck, and then to a capricious forest sprite)

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


Shaman Tank Spec posted:

Making people do stuff against their will is kinda Ric Flair's thing.

:sbahj:

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


yea you dealin with the X factor

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


The Cameo posted:

You know you done hosed up when a motherfucker is swimming over to throw down

Everybody a badass until aquaman show up

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


fez_machine posted:

I will never joke about Emi getting lost, losing her luggage, unable to reach the shelf, door doesn't open for her or how many people give her hugs

Emi and Ibushi should have a travel show no insurance company would cover them at all

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007



lmao

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


Weeabruv

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007



Okada rules

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007



lmao

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


Prokhor Zakharov posted:

he sat behind Jim Ross!?

lol

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


VideoWitch posted:

The "What" chant has lasted longer then Stone Cold's entire in ring career

what?

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


Majinfoose posted:

Idk, meat is a pretty good chant

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


Tony Khan is proud to announce he signed the hottest free agent in the world Poipl da Clown

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007



lmao drat

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


Cavauro posted:

i checked how he really landed because he flops perfectly face first right as he lands and people are seeming very "worked" by it. meanwhile here's the reality


makes u think

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007



:drat:

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


Cavauro posted:

i checked how he really landed because he flops perfectly face first right as he lands and people are seeming very "worked" by it. meanwhile here's the reality


haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


JUNGLE BOY posted:

When I was just a little girl
I asked my father, what will I be
Will I be CEO? Will I be rich?
Here's what he said to me

Qué será, será
Whatever will be, will be
The future is philanthropy
Qué será, será
It's the way brands r goin 2 win

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


Joey McChrist posted:

stroke daddy ftmfw

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


the escape goat posted:

a friend told me that she catches spiders in Tupperware and puts ‘em in the freezer so it’ll painlessly freeze to death rather than squishing ‘em because smushing it would make eggs explode everywhere.

spiders are so gross hard pass on anything about those creepy shits

in other news awww look at these perfect little violence goblins someone needs to bring them back to the states immediately

https://twitter.com/xinomaox/status/1707088589274980710?s=46&t=ErTR-0-JZ1qG-Ti_YSr_mQ

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


ChrisBTY posted:

I want Nick Wayne to yell at his mom for blocking Christian on social media and never returning his calls.

:same:

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


C. Everett Koop posted:

Mike Mondo wasn't even the most over Mondo in the history of the wrestling business.

:hmmyes: Sleve “Mondo” McDichael

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007



Look in my eyes
What do you see
CM Punk and Alex Shelley

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haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


Dango Bango posted:

She's just so used to "bruh, look at this dude..."

:eyepop:

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