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Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




Wrestling is real, sports entertainment is fake

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Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.





did mad kurt get a new account?

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.





Johnnie Hungiee needs to be yelling CABANA CABANA CABANA CABANA at Colt until Anna comes back

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




plus WWECW had a zombie so they only went back 15 years

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




History Comes Inside! posted:

They never need an explicit leader ever again.

-1 is right there

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




who the gently caress is Greg Hamilton?

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




Gaz-L posted:

I'd be shocked if Haku and possibly GOD aren't at ringside.

jesus was ringside a couple weeks ago, makes sense we'd see god too

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




Htiek

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




TV Zombie posted:

But to like say with confidence, season * is better than season • when it all seems to blend together is amazing to me. How does one remember what episodes are from what season .

do you remember what years of wrestling were good and which were bad? you can see them getting worse or better in real time? same thing.

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




Dacap posted:

Arcade Anarchy Made me realize why they gave OC the Pixies song. It’s not for being great entrance music, it’s for being great end of match music.

I’m sure a good portion of the wrestling fanbase are people who first heard that song as the closing music in Fight Club, so it has that mental association as a closing theme. The shot of the Best Friends triumphant after the match with the song playing as the broadcast signed off was a great moment and it’ll play well in the future when they inevitably put a belt on him.

give the man two musics, if it's good enough for Mankind it's good enough for OC

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




Davros1 posted:

You want OC to pick two songs?

no i want chuck to pick one song and trent to pick the other song

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




Big talk from the guy that re-upped with WWE when Tony Khan was calling lmao

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




OctoberCountry posted:

Worked out fine for him

further evidence there's no justice in this world

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a cornette

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




Rename the forum to the Hip Hop Hippodrome

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




Ziggy Tzardust posted:

Do you think anyone in WWE knew that this was a Flight of the Conchords joke (apart from whoever pitched it)?

The gimmick predated the HBO show by like 7 years so probably not

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




Alexander Hamilton posted:

They wanted Moxley to talk kayfabe poo poo about Roman’s cancer and he refused

yeah, and look at him now, immensely popular in the world's #1 company!

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.





Is the joke that Light it Up is AJ Lee's music?

Or is it that they used the Queen of Spades for the card Bianca is on so Shayna Bazler is gonna be a replacement because card subject to change

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




Muddy Burphy

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.





Mods rename the Elevation thread "The Ice Crusher"

also fuckin lol at Paul and Tony's reaction to hearing Johnny Ace's name

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




Get the rights to Ruby Soho, edit in a pan flute solo, then edit out the pan flute solo

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




Lid posted:

https://www.twitch.tv/speedballbailey

Speedball is running a twitch stream with part of the title being Contract Announcement No Click Bait.

So it's probably click bait but if it isn't he's ruled out of WWE given they announced the NXT class, if it was AEW you wouldn't drop it on a random twitch stream, and well if its MLW or ROH rip.

Contact Announcement?
No, Click Bait!

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




kidcoelacanth posted:

i saw hobbs mug and steal money from fuego del sol right on camera a few weeks ago, it was tragic

That was already Hobbs' money though. Fuego might have thought it was his because he was holding it, but it def belonged to Hobbs.

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.





Can't believe Candace is stealing Leva Bates' gimmick

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




Orange Carlisle posted:

lol I'm so tired of these white text on black background sorry if I offended you apologies especially from guys who on that very show complained about how people get offended by anything nowadays

very curious, what is your preferred colour scheme for an online apology?

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




SG Bamboo posted:

It's true. I like ZSJ because he knows all the submissions ever made and some of the ones that haven't been made yet, but I love him because he gets knocked on his arse every time he tries a strike battle but he can't bring himself to stop trying them

I like the concept of discovering "submissions that have never been made".

ZSJ in a lab coat with a clipboard wrenching on limbs "hmm what if I turn the arm like this?" *screaming* "yes, excellent"

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.





plain cream cheese and jam on bread or a bagel is an underrated treat

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




CopywrightMMXI posted:

A lot of them seem to think MJF is WWE bound the second his contract is up. I’ve also seen the stan up for WWE crowd show interest in Jungle Boy, Hangman Page and Penelope Ford.

Yeah ok sure Jungle Boy is fuckin itching to go to wwe after he sees what they did with Jake Atlas lmao

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




That DICK! posted:

A wrestlers tragic death is definitely not a joke, and I have no intention of making light of it. And it can be a tough and emotional thing to go through, speaking from personal experience. And I know that it’s often much harder on the widow than on the fan. However, I also know that it doesn’t necessarily turn you into a sad, depressed sack of tears for the rest of your life. People can move past it, and heal.

take your loss and move on

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




Mr. Squishy posted:

Is watching my hero academia weird? Seems as good a passtime as any while he's sitting out a non-compete period.
e: who taught wrestlers the word "plethora"?

Taz says it all the time on Dark, not sure where he learned it from.

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




Open Marriage Night posted:

I hope this gets brought up on Dynamite, and they do the laugh.

I also hope this happens

:wal::stat: DOHHH HOHOHOHO

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




ok now that he's off twitter how do we get Cody off dynamite and rampage?

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




I have no idea who that is or what they're trying to communicate

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




be gay, do crimes moving violations

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




That DICK! posted:

Sure toss him but he still said the poo poo? The Deep South wrestling AEW is hearkening back do is very anti black and very anti gay so it’s not surprising to me that the unfortunately still alive fanbase shows up to events and says their bad opinions but jeez Louise people publicly have the worst opinions ever all the time. You just can’t loving stop them. Even me. Might as well air them and have history own them.and if you reply to my post and disagree w me u only prove my point

what in the gently caress is any of this

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




Tampa Bae posted:

It's because when the Ivelisse fans say something nice to her she replies and it makes them think they're friends or something, I don't know. I don't understand parasocial stuff like this I don't even feel like I've got enough time for my real life friends and family let alone some celebrity

Plenty of time to tweet if you're unemployed though

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




Der-Wreck posted:

I think I heard a rumor that Virgil's twitter is run by the same folks that run Iron Sheik's... but part of me thinks it's him legit. Having met him in the wild once makes me think so. We were at an indie show during a Summerslam weekend and Virgil had his gimmick table there. One of the staff told us that Virgil just showed up and set up, no warning whatsoever haha. He managed to hustle my friend out of $30 for a 8x10 of him with the nWo.

Your friend was wearing a Virgil shirt, what did he expect???

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




Miles O'Brian posted:

Terminus sounds like the name of the best raiding guild on your WoW server 10 years ago

edit: and by that i mean its lame

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




explosivo posted:

https://twitter.com/OfficialTAZ/status/1485304310485471234

I thought the same thing when I saw the picture lmao

master roshi lookin rear end taz

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Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




a cyborg mug posted:

That’s one for the ”awesome but try explaining that to your coworker” category

"this is a shirt about a space alien wrestler's pet lizard"

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