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Who What Now posted:Every single royal member treats staff like garbage. Abolish them all. Yeah but they treat them like poo poo politely.
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I was just lolling at all the poo poo royals who are like in their 40's and over but keep getting bumped down the pecking order every time a baby gets born, loving lol owned. Then I realised my youngest brother just announced they were having another kid and these fuckers are literally doing the same thing to me. My dumbass parents are bound to stick all these babies into the inheritance diluting my own claims. Unbelievable.
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NotJustANumber99 posted:I was just lolling at all the poo poo royals who are like in their 40's and over but keep getting bumped down the pecking order every time a baby gets born, loving lol owned. oh word
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NotJustANumber99 posted:I was just lolling at all the poo poo royals who are like in their 40's and over but keep getting bumped down the pecking order every time a baby gets born, loving lol owned. Source ur quotes
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Mar 16, 2021 02:51
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who will rid me of these meddlesome siblings?!?
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Mar 16, 2021 03:12
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Mozi posted:who will rid me of these meddlesome siblings?!? In ye olden days the royals used to do it themselves as soon as the king died Smh pampered rear end babies nowadays
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Mar 16, 2021 03:27
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Mulaney Power Move posted:i dont like anyone involved in this whole thing
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Mar 16, 2021 03:54
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COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:The US, Canada, or wherever Harry (and Archie) stays has to pay for their private security as an Internationally Protected Person (Harry is still 6th in line for the throne and Archie 7th) under some UN thing, so long as they are actual members of the royal family (they still are and are unlikely to not be) Archie actually isn't a member of the royal family, that only extends to grandchildren, plus those greatgrandchildren who are the children of the heir's heir, basically. He WILL be a member of the royal family if charles is somehow still alive when liz finally bites it though.
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Mar 16, 2021 04:02
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my roommate had a big honkin crush on harry, and i on meghan, so after they got hitched we agreed to double-date them
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NotJustANumber99 posted:I was just lolling at all the poo poo royals who are like in their 40's and over but keep getting bumped down the pecking order every time a baby gets born, loving lol owned. Don't worry, your parents will blow your inheritance on reverse mortgages, prescription drug habits and televangelists long before you need to spend ruinous amounts for nursing home care
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Don't worry, your parents will blow your inheritance on reverse mortgages, prescription drug habits and televangelists long before you need to spend ruinous amounts for nursing home care and that's if society doesn't collapse and the sea level rise stays under a meter
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Mar 16, 2021 05:03
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Mulaney Power Move posted:i dont like anyone involved in this whole thing Nobody comes out of it looking good, including Oprah.
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Mar 16, 2021 06:17
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i'm just glad the queen mum isn't alive to see this today
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Mar 16, 2021 16:37
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God bless 'er soul
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Mar 17, 2021 03:01
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shell be spinnin in her grave hun
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Mar 17, 2021 10:26
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 Definitely a man who is alive Yes sir
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Quantum of Phallus posted:
Hammerite posted:Prince Philip is actually insanely good because hes basically Mr. Burns in real life.
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Ratjaculation posted:shell be spinnin in her grave hun The lady has to keep her cocktail mixed somehow.
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Mar 17, 2021 11:57
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they cling to this mortal coil for they are most assuredly bound to hell HELL 
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Is Prince Phillip still alive today
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I don’t think anyone has found his phylactery yet, so yes he is
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:Is Prince Phillip still alive today Puny mortal, your concept of life is limited and pathetic. Does he live according to the meagre weights and measures your low kind use to judge such things? No. Does his dread spirit thrive in the wretched and shrivelled husk it inhabits? Praise be, yes! A thousand times yes!
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Mar 20, 2021 18:12
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Lolie posted:Nobody comes out of it looking good, including Oprah. Oprah will do anything for ratings, she's scum. Nowhere near as bad as the loving piece-of-poo poo-down-to-a-man Windsors, though. Horrific. Just die.
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Mar 20, 2021 22:16
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philip: 'i wish not to die before i become king' *monkey's paw curls'
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Fuckin skeleton king. Can't even knight his subjects with all the rigor mortis. How do you say lockjaw over there? Lock-jor?
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phasmid posted:Fuckin skeleton king. Can't even knight his subjects with all the rigor mortis. Dying and becoming a skeleton prince means you no longer have to eat English food.
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Mar 20, 2021 22:52
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Yeah but he has to eat the English, so, you know. 
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Mar 20, 2021 22:55
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Leoric has fallen on hard times y'all.
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Mar 20, 2021 22:58
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Mozi posted:philip: 'i wish not to die before i become king' i dont think he ever becomes king, he just got to gently caress the queen (who was a smokin hot babe at the time)
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OMGVBFLOL posted:i dont think he ever becomes king, he just got to gently caress the queen (who was a smokin hot babe at the time)  Because he's not a Windsor he can't be in the royal line, which is why he's a Prince I think Camilla becomes a princess when Charles ascends but who the hell knows it's all made up and the titles don't matter
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He was out hunting baby ivory (juvenile elephant) and got shot with a dart by a bush-person. Hence the smile.
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low key sex master posted:
Camilla is already Princess of Wales. She doesn't use the title. She will legally become Queen Consort when Charles ascends the throne but is expected to use a Princess title. Philip was born into the Greek and Danish royal families. He relinquished those titles and styles when marrying ERII and was created a British duke. Ten years after their wedding, ERII made Philip a British prince.
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Mar 21, 2021 07:04
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Countries really are always scrounging spare royalty off each other
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Countries really are always scrounging spare royalty off each other Tsar Nicholas II, Kaiser Wilhelm II, and George V were cousins because of that habit.
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Mar 21, 2021 07:22
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Lolie posted:ERII Layman's English, please?
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phasmid posted:Layman's English, please? It's short for Elizabeth II Regina.
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Lolie posted:Camilla is already Princess of Wales. She doesn't use the title. She will legally become Queen Consort when Charles ascends the throne but is expected to use a Princess title. I repeat It's all made up and the titles don't matter
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low key sex master posted:I repeat I'll have you know this is important poo poo to know  when I play Crusader Kings
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