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Lobster God posted:https://twitter.com/WelshSocialism/status/1388467919110250499?s=19 A naked dude with a poo poo eating smile, and two naked dudes hugging, are more photogenic, natural, and more relatable than any Keir picture to date.
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# ¿ May 2, 2021 01:06 |
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# ¿ May 11, 2024 11:19 |
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Gyro Zeppeli posted:A tiny cage covered in poo poo is absolutely enough evidence to at least suspect abuse. Let the RSPCA know, imo. Yeah. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/what-you-suspect-animal-being-12057309 Has a check list of what you will be asked.
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# ¿ May 2, 2021 21:42 |
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crispix posted:of all the shite that's happened in this piss country this last decade, people come out and do proper protesting over some football politics bollocks And its to demand that one set of billionaires gets replaced with another set. Would be funny to see the Glaziers get replaced by some dodgy as gently caress Russian oligarch though.
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# ¿ May 2, 2021 23:48 |
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Lady Demelza posted:I am so confused by what day it is. The weekend was longer, bin day is wrong, there's a real possibility I'll forget to vote on Thusday. Not that it matters, you could put a blue rosette on a dead wasp and it would win. I've been vegetarian since 1994 roughly, and Im used to waiting 20 extra minutes for the 'vegetarian' option being defrosted and microwaved in places like pubs or such. It went actually in my favor for my brothers wedding. The main course was meat or meat, and only like three of us opted for the veggie/vegan option, which we had to wait extra for as usual. But they definitely spent more love making it as it was the most delicious thing I had. I shared it with those around me and they preferred my meal than their dry chicken and ham mass made meal. It was a mushroom risotto in a green pasta , pea, and cheese, base.
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# ¿ May 4, 2021 21:57 |
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Quorn has an awful habit of going from edible to dried out husk wall filler if cooked milliseconds too long.
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# ¿ May 5, 2021 06:56 |
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peanut- posted:Is this guy actually big or is Rishi just really tiny Stand back Rishi, I got to tory power stance for the cameras. Why no, it doesn't make me look like a giant baby.
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# ¿ May 6, 2021 13:59 |
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jaete posted:So did France just decide that they want Boris Johnson to win these local elections even harder than he otherwise would have? From the BBC article on it, hinting it was UK instigated: https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-57003069 quote:The boats are protesting against new fishing rules - introduced last week by the Jersey government under the UK-EU Trade and Cooperation Agreement (TCA) - which require French boats to show they have a history of fishing in Jersey's waters. But it has been claimed additional requirements were added without notice. Why do you need a history of fishing there to fish, and how it is proven, cant find anything more. It looks like an intentional spanner in the works, but doubt it was timed for the elections. Boris cant bluff a free bedroom, gently caress trying to do House of Cards type poo poo.
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# ¿ May 6, 2021 14:13 |
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ReelBigLizard posted:So, it was UK instigated, but not in the way you think. Thanks for this. Why cant news articles give details like this.
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# ¿ May 6, 2021 15:14 |
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goddamnedtwisto posted:Extremely bad news that we *still* don't have quarantine or test trace and isolate sorted out so the Indian variant is just ripping through care homes, 7 cases of Indian Variant just announced in Northern Ireland too. Thanks for keeping the flights open two weeks too late Boris.
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# ¿ May 6, 2021 21:22 |
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BlankSystemDaemon posted:Is Scotland free to join the Kalmar Union yet? As long as we are not swamped by Death Metal bands. Wandering around our forests, stealing our album covers.
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# ¿ May 7, 2021 15:05 |
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This Matrix 4 Agent Smith looks a bit weird.
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# ¿ May 7, 2021 17:44 |
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Wonder how Farage is going to explain how UKIPers are now Greens.
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# ¿ May 7, 2021 17:56 |
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Gonzo McFee posted:https://twitter.com/GdnPolitics/status/1390983452577599500?s=19 Sure they didn't accidentally autocorrect Covid from Corbyn?
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# ¿ May 8, 2021 13:08 |
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Jippa posted:I had my covid shot this morning. I have stocked up on tins of soup and am waiting. Only one? Or need second. As usually the second one is when most have the bad reactions.
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# ¿ May 8, 2021 13:27 |
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crispix posted:lol they thought it would be that easy didn't they Kier forgot the whippets and flat caps. Such an amateur mistake. And getting 2nd Pfzzzzier in 2 weeks. I expect to be curled up in a ball slightly mewing after it.
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# ¿ May 8, 2021 14:06 |
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Unkempt posted:Had my second Pfizer two weeks ago and now I've got a massive headache and feel like crap. Needs more empirical evidence. First needs a control group of 6 cans at home.
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# ¿ May 8, 2021 14:49 |
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Noxville posted:I refuse to believe Starmer is nobbing his coworker, it’s too normal and human and relatable Maybe that was his pointing was about. He wasn't, he was going 'smell my finger!'.
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# ¿ May 8, 2021 22:23 |
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Pesky Splinter posted:Torn between the breakdown the Tories had when May was in charge, on this ongoing trainwreck as being the funniest. Maybe beaten by the DUP in the upcoming weeks.
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# ¿ May 8, 2021 22:31 |
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Haven't laughed as much in a long time, thanks.
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# ¿ May 8, 2021 23:35 |
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The face when you can't hold pints or point at things any more.
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# ¿ May 9, 2021 13:17 |
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Probably already pasted in one of the UK threads here, but just saw it on imgur: https://imgur.com/gallery/ztyO5Lj
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# ¿ May 9, 2021 18:01 |
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He's waiting to hear what Boris would do in the same position. Then do it.
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# ¿ May 9, 2021 18:08 |
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Pistol_Pete posted:I'm starting to think a lot of Labour figures really loving hate Starmer but had been discretely keeping their powder dry before now. For sure. Wasn't too long ago you had people football chanting your leader's name all over the place and doing average person things like sitting down in train. Now you have a guy with a permanent confused expression, constantly wearing out of place italian mobster suits, and who only appears in stock photo like campaign pictures.
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# ¿ May 9, 2021 19:27 |
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Guavanaut posted:Can't stand that Nicola Sturgeon she wants to put Scotland on a different country Not sure if Carlisle, and Cork being so close together there would create an infinite war or a super breed of invincible humans. happyhippy fucked around with this message at 13:16 on May 10, 2021 |
# ¿ May 10, 2021 13:11 |
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He can't even sit at a loving table normally.
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# ¿ May 10, 2021 15:50 |
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Always suspected Michael Higgins' dog being a brit plant. Always trying to disrupt irish democracy by looking for belly rubs.
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# ¿ May 10, 2021 17:40 |
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The Question IRL posted:My understanding of the Omagh bombing (as summed up by the Judge in a court case) was essentially that the plan was for a Car Bomb to be driven and parked outside the court house in Omagh for Saturday afternoon. Not full story. I am from just outside Omagh, if it was 20 minutes later I would have been there, if it was 20 minutes earlier my brother would have been in the area. First a geography lesson about Omagh. The court is at the top of High Street. This continues down a hill, up a hill, to traffic lights. This then still continues but is now Market Street. Market street goes down the hill, to another set of traffic lights. The big grey building at the back is the Court House. The set of traffic lights up the hill is where High Street ends and Market Street begins. Where the cops are standing in the pic are the second set of traffic lights. So the IRA fuckwits park the car at the end of Market Street, and phone it in saying its on High Street. Parked it at the wrong set of traffic lights basically. The side ways away from the streets is not great to evacuate people, so they tell everyone to go down the Market Street, where they had cordoned it off. The hill between them and where they thought the car bomb was would protect them. They thought it was parked around where the pointy roof place is in middle of the pic. But they didn't know it was parked 10m beside them. Not the police's fault, just the dumb chuckie farmer bastards that didn't know the area.
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# ¿ May 11, 2021 20:12 |
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crispix posted:of course in the new GB legislation you'll likely need a blue passport and to recite the full national anthem and to name every monarch since aethelred the unready But then the crony contract will result in it being half assed so it will be recite at least two Only Fools and Horses quotes, and name four 1966 World Cup England team members.
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# ¿ May 12, 2021 02:50 |
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Edwin Poots is new DUP leader. Sync back your watches 40 years.
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# ¿ May 14, 2021 16:54 |
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goddamnedtwisto posted:Gonna assume that it's not good news that Johnson's almost half an hour late for this covid briefing. Also I'm just going to assume the announcement will be exactly the same as the Scottish one and that existing restrictions will remain in place for at least another couple of weeks. Calling it now. If its Boris, there will be some easing restrictions. If its not Boris, there will be no easing and will be delayed. EdIt: drat. happyhippy fucked around with this message at 17:38 on May 14, 2021 |
# ¿ May 14, 2021 17:36 |
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goddamnedtwisto posted:Some of my favourite pubs are around Shoreditch. The real trick, as with any area, is to avoid any pub that someone with a haircut says is good. I get all my Shoreditch information from Nathan Barley. Total Mexico.
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# ¿ May 15, 2021 00:30 |
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The world we could have: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JITpUxtji4s
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# ¿ May 15, 2021 13:21 |
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Morningwoodpecker posted:Buy a humane trap and don't kill them, exile them instead. I used one of these to expel my guest in my last house. Four storey house, Im at the top, no attic, no attached houses, so not sure how the little bugger got up into my room. Laid the trap with chocolate peanut butter, caught him, and walked a mile away and let him out in a ditch. When I was moving out, I found his 'home', he had eaten into my foam mattress and created a little burrow lined with chewed up paper.
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# ¿ May 15, 2021 14:32 |
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Tesseraction posted:At uni once I opened the cupboard the bread is stored in and pulled it by the bag only to find it was just the crust hollowed out from the back of the cupboard by a motherfucking mouse who was still there and looking at me with what felt like a hint of smugness before fleeing. Reminds me of when I was a waiter. Talking to a fellow worker and walking backwards into one of our food storage cupboards I saw his eyes widen in shock and I felt a CRUNCH beneath my shoe. He said he saw the mouse look at him from a lower shelf, then shot under my shoe. Poor wee bugger
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# ¿ May 15, 2021 16:21 |
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You can get plugs that emit high pitched noises to gently caress off mice and rats.
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# ¿ May 15, 2021 16:30 |
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My friend's family boil their eggs in a kettle when they make the tea/coffee.
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# ¿ May 16, 2021 15:56 |
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stev posted:This sounds sensible and efficient. As long as the kettle has a good filter. mediaphage posted:i do like a cuppa with just a hint of cloacal gel I only found out when there was white thin streaks in my coffee when I was there. Turned out to be a cracked egg that leaked.
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# ¿ May 16, 2021 17:00 |
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:Of no particular relevance: Ask if its ok to record it so you can go back for anything you missed, then ask will there be any way to rate the trainer after the course. If she doesn't take the hint here, just give the vids as feedback.
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# ¿ May 18, 2021 19:20 |
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keep punching joe posted:Here's my hot take, belief in elfs and goblins comes from racial memory of interactions with other extinct human species, I have nothing to back this up and no research. I've always liked how people would go 'there's a fairy ring up there on that hill' not realizing that was where their great-great-great-grandparents probably lived and its the remains of their house overgrown. Every few hundred a new set of people going 'That strange shape of land nearby? Thats where the loving magic beasties and poo poo live!' to where they themselves used to be.
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# ¿ May 20, 2021 16:23 |
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Kangaroo meat to be main staple in the UK by 2025.
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# ¿ May 20, 2021 16:35 |