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sharknado slashfic)
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yeah it’s just a blog now
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2023 22:35 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 03:58 |
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Bilirubin posted:spiritual STDs thats what u get from reading this thread too much
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2023 20:08 |
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euphronius posted:how do I find my local shaman ? jail
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2023 00:43 |
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i'll believe the usg has an 'intact' et ship when we see it. sorry imo that requires more than some random government dude saying so. lue elizondo was a 'real' government employee too and he says all sorts of unbelievable poo poo these days
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2023 15:23 |
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:here ya go: lol
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2023 15:26 |
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as an aside of course they talk about Stanford Professor garry nolan in that article. like, i have zero doubt there's a materials scientist you could go talk to that would love to see a uap crash. but no, we're giving these materials to a loving pathologist give me a break
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2023 15:52 |
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D-Pad posted:It's because he has invented several unique analysis methods and technologies and they had already worked with him on the havana syndrome stuff. Once you are "in" they are more likely to use you in the future instead of bringing yet another person into the circle. Plus I am sure they've had plenty of material scientists in the black programs looking over the years. analysis of a human pathology is not remotely the same as figuring out whether a material is extraplanetary SKULL.GIF posted:My friend has been maintaining that we tripped some sort of nuke alert back in the 40s and that's what sparked all the ET activity. Timeline seems to match up here: the issue with that is that sort of signal would still propagate at light speed if ets were to come here it’s because they looked from afar and found oxygen and poo poo, not some tech development
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2023 16:44 |
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JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:i think this is assuming a lot of things that the subject at hand demands we do not assume no it isn’t/doesn’t. there’s plenty of perfectly good explanations for aliens that don’t require magic sensor tech, including random parked probes that we can’t detect that have been waiting and watching, as mentioned above D-Pad posted:Nolan has invented several proprietary analysis machines/methods etc (that aren't specifically for human pathology) really? what sort of description of this technology is there? because his paper that got published merely reviews basic materials analysis. and mass spec is hardly innovative analysis. rather than partner with experts he wants to invent materials analysis from first principles and it’s stupid none of this speaks to his bio research which is very cool and good btw
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2023 17:13 |
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Tekne posted:cum wash your despair, bitterness, and doubts away in the holy waters of disclosure cum wash: alien technology to clean all those stains
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2023 17:35 |
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Objurium posted:lmfao ahaha ofc all the grifters come running
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2023 17:35 |
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D-Pad posted:The only person I want less to be President when first contact happens than Joe Biden is Donald Trump. Either would be an absolute disaster but I guess Trump would have some real dark comedy involved we could laugh at before we get vaporized when he grabs the alienussy. hey there corn pop, let me introduce you to the most famous of earth delicacies: a vanilla cone ets, mumbling among themselves: "oh my god it's frozen mammalian mammary secretions. that they eat." *gagging sounds*
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2023 18:11 |
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:antarctica by virtue of having to manage the tunnel into the hollow earth does it count as a country
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2023 18:48 |
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Demon Of The Fall posted:god I hope Xi pops out of the top hatch of a UFO on Fox News absolutely funniest possible timeline
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2023 18:52 |
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E Depois do Adeus posted:This and eating meat is a big part of it, I say as someone who constantly fails meatless monday maybe theyre actually adventurous eater looking for the next thrill https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxI7B758XBQ
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2023 01:25 |
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lol ew, kennedy
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2023 16:57 |
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Hooplah posted:the extraterrestrial community lmao also lolled at that
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2023 20:14 |
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StrugglingHoneybun posted:The files trump took and bragged about and showed to others were about ufos. 100% i’m not so sure, at least some of them were related to the president of france lol. i think he really did not like macron. spacemang_spliff posted:this is what i'm hoping for i don’t appreciate you posting pics of me online
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2023 21:01 |
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:if there's one that can find us, no reason there wouldn't be more than 1 yeah sorry technological life only arose twice within the current span of deep time, thems the breaks
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2023 21:04 |
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Riot Bimbo posted:
they’re just worried because new hotnesses keep taking market share and they need to make what money they can or figure out what people want and they mostly do this by throwing spaghetti at the wall
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2023 21:35 |
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my bony fealty posted:im homo naledi im homo homo
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2023 01:11 |
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it would be far more interesting if any theoretical extra terrestrials had visited here for a long time and took samples every time. dinosaur dna! pictures of earth before fungi! etc
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2023 02:44 |
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that 4chan dude really made it too unrealistic too early by talking about psionics lol
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2023 02:52 |
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Google Butt posted:if we are to believe the 4chan larp, what I've been saying for years is true, it will be trivial to sock up a grey. not too worried tbh. lmao there are too many posts who want to come out and say that garbage is real but give themselves plausible deniability
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2023 02:58 |
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StrugglingHoneybun posted:the 4chan larp has a 2 day gap when Grusch was interviewed by Coalthart. god drat it
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2023 03:02 |
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the yellow ones are my favourite
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2023 04:00 |
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Ms Adequate posted:unlike me, i got a small dick from the hrt (I got abducted and the alien probe made me TRANS!) seems reasonable for any trans galactic civ to do
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2023 09:02 |
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endocriminologist posted:I don't trust any of these fuckers I'm just here to vibe
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2023 14:32 |
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Hooplah posted:honestly i find her approach to the subject (the grey zone between cutting edge physics sci fi and pseudoscience) to be a little clickbait-y and usually a little too self-assured. and she's been going pretty far outside her supposed expertise with videos on stuff like neurodivergence and trans kids. kinda turns me off yeah her physics videos are variable from okay to great. she likes role-playing as a physics outsider boogedy-boo though (“everyone’s mad at me for my refusal to follow the mainstream!”) and this colours a lot of her content. everything else suffers from “i have a phd so i’m good at everything” disease and her analysis of social issues and understanding whether the papers are good is, to be charitable, poor
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2023 17:50 |
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Demon Of The Fall posted:make Guy Fieri Ambassador to Earth we’re taking e t to flavourtown
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2023 18:07 |
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Wraith of J.O.I. posted:gonna smoke that loud with ET
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2023 18:07 |
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Spergin Morlock posted:masturbation accident who amongst us
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2023 20:29 |
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:Everything being made to order sure would explain why there are like 50 different common shapes why assume it’s all one alien race
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2023 23:17 |
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Spergin Morlock posted:they could infer it based on the fact that our sun emits light predominantly at those wavelengths yeah perhaps aliens across the galaxy all evolved vision primarily along the local stellar gradient
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2023 23:18 |
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mdemone posted:you have no idea how bright stars are in ultraviolet and higher yeah i know. i assume that aliens who can travel interstellar distances probably also understand their own visual system and perhaps make similar assumptions here and are able to conduct tests
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2023 23:27 |
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mdemone posted:I'm thinking more like they may not know or care what their visual system is. i know this is the thread where people expound mostly about sci-fi stuff but i generally feel like they’re probably going to be more like us than not should they, as a biological race, exist and come to earth
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2023 23:59 |
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mdemone posted:you can't measure the brain response to retinas vibrating under visible light unless you can somehow decode the brain response itself they can also look at what we make and make some inferences
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2023 00:02 |
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gpt is fun and cool but it definitely ain’t anything close to a superintelligence
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2023 00:57 |
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Spergin Morlock posted:AGI is a long way off lol i think something approximating agi is perhaps going to arrive sooner than we think. i don't think it's going to be "life" in any meaningful capacity though, and i think the two concepts get conflated really often
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2023 01:29 |
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we always assume aliens are gonna be weirded out by eating meat but what if their planet is only meat and they think salads are a moral perversion
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2023 13:08 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 03:58 |
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spacemang_spliff posted:like their planet is made of meat? well i was thinking more along the lines of meat lovers central where only meat evolved but sure that too i guess
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2023 13:19 |