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sharknado slashfic)
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im from the pleiades
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# ¿ May 17, 2021 06:29 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 20:29 |
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the simplest explanation is aliens. sorry
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2021 21:20 |
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we should be discussing the time traveler possibility more imo
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2021 00:59 |
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so can anyone give a quick rundown of why this being secret domestic tech that got accidentally revealed to lower-level flunkies is implausible? tia
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2021 01:39 |
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thanks all. I roughly understand the giant leap in technical capabilities that would be required to replicate these movements, but I think "it's been 50/70/maybe thousands of years" is going to be more convincing to the person I am trying to convince that aliens are real and they want to eat his organs.
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2021 01:51 |
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have we considered they are dust on the lens?
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2021 01:52 |
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Lampsacus posted:I am putting on a lense of pretending to know jts aliens, and viewing this incremental dispersion and altering of attitudes as exactly how humans would handle sudden, inexplicable footage of them. And to honest, if real alien probes ever appeared on Earth, this is the kind of tension between denial and confusion one would expect from humans in response. yeah this is what is most exciting imo, the fact that I have imagined what disclosure would play out like and this seems to be mirroring my expectations pretty closely but maybe they know that and are just playing me
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2021 01:55 |
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Inspector Hound posted:A secret US military program Time travelers deserves a bullet point imo
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2021 01:58 |
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I also wouldn’t rule out “fifth dimensional simulation overseers who just flash in and out of view the way we would look to the two dimensional shapes in flatland”
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2021 02:00 |
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So I have heard that there are higher-quality, full color iphone camera-esque videos of at least one of the objects. If the Pentagon is going full “we don’t know what these are help us figure it out” mode, then what is stopping them from releasing those? Just concern about panic among the public?
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2021 02:21 |
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The head of NASA seems really stupid
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2021 03:48 |
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Getting kind of mad thinking about all the people who were given awful drugs and/or locked up for being “psychotic” because they thought ufos were real
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2021 03:52 |
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The aliens are theosophists here to spread the good word of Madame Blavatsky
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2021 19:03 |
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thinking more about that israeli space dude who talked about the galactic federation six months ago
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2021 21:12 |
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Google Butt posted:The aliens for sure have a deep sea base btw i am for real calling it now that they just bypassed our dumb ape species and decided to work with the more intelligent dolphins
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2021 21:22 |
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the reptilians who run human society have met their match in the newly arrived ETs and are panicking on how best to manage a soft disclosure
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# ¿ Jun 11, 2021 19:45 |
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it would be cool if the ufos are just a completely parallel non-carbon-based life form that has evolved in tandem with us and totally evaded our observation
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# ¿ Jun 11, 2021 20:01 |
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Does anyone remember that GBS thread from I want to say like 2008 with all kinds of unexplained paranormal poo poo from history?
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# ¿ Jun 15, 2021 08:12 |
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The Expanse went to poo poo after it moved to Amazon. Season 3 was the best.
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# ¿ Jun 17, 2021 04:58 |
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valp posted:Got a little too excited about the ufos recently, a little too crack-pinged as they say, ended up having an existential crises where I psychically contacted one of them and I got a response back. It was friendly, I think? Since then I've gotten completely sober, took some time off work to relax, been extremely serious about having a healthy sleep schedule, reviewed how to get a therapist if I need one, and am happy to report no further psychic contacts other than a dream where a UFO flew overhead and sent down some friendly vibes. Not worried about the dream; between withdrawing from weed and all the time I spent obsessing over this stuff it'd be weird if I didn't have at least one dream about the UFO's. Yo this sounds like something that happened to me a year and a half ago. I've been afraid to post it anywhere, even this batshit thread, because I was sure the responses would simply be along the lines of "Sounds like a psychotic break, dude" (understandably). Maybe it was, maybe it was something more? I did end up taking meds for a few weeks, and the "symptoms" went away, but to this day there were some things that happened that I cannot explain.
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# ¿ Jun 23, 2021 04:07 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcdOLKx2XG8
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# ¿ Jun 28, 2021 18:28 |
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lol the aliens live inside the hole beneath the north pole. hollow earth about to be confirmed
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2023 00:32 |
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PawParole posted:What if China sent that balloon to get a closer look the UAPs? What if they also have no idea of what the UAPs are or/and wanted to know if it's secret American technology? What if this last balloon that was over USA was sent by China precisely to monitor those UAPs over North American airspace? Maybe this is exactly the reason they were actually like "you shouldn't have shot it down" yah i was thinking about this earlier it would be funny lol
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2023 00:37 |
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fanfic insert posted:a second balloon has hit the northern country
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2023 00:42 |
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Lol so now we aren’t going to shoot down the montana one because they realize theyve hosed up
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2023 03:51 |
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squid people
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2023 04:55 |
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hosed up if true
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2023 05:23 |
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err posted:So something set the radar off to the point that jets were scrambled, and they found nothing. Whatever set the radar off isn’t visible by the jets, took off, or there was a radar anomaly. Can someone explain what the hell is going on? you forgot "it's dark and they are waiting to shoot it down until morning"
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2023 05:43 |
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mars attacksing the rihanna halftime show
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2023 06:22 |
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Pentagon to hold a press conference nobody can watch
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2023 23:01 |
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the complete nonchalance over this in most places is driving me crazy lol
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2023 23:11 |
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Kessler Syndrome event happened and they aren't telling us
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2023 23:28 |
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last time i checked, "sky trash" usually becomes "ground trash" in short order, with little f-22 intervention required
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2023 23:33 |
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Where is a recording of the briefing?
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2023 02:23 |
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thanks for the links sounds like aliens to me, case closed
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2023 02:30 |
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air trash is one of the stupidest pairs of words i have ever read and it is breaking my brain
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2023 03:05 |
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like ok i know about SPACE DEBRIS but since when does trash fly from montana to lake huron at 20k feet in 12 hours
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2023 03:09 |
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*honks f-22 horn at sky trash driver* ayy im crackin and pingin ova here!
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2023 03:11 |
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Sharkie posted:ever heard of a little thing called the wind? yeah im BREAKING it onto your posts right now!!!
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2023 03:14 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 20:29 |
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thats not candy posted:dont forget that a bunch of dod brains are permanently scrambled due to long covid, uh i mean lockdown depression or whatever ok you are right, it moves faster than i thought it did. i still don’t think it’s trash but i will admit it is not impossible
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2023 03:19 |