[UFOs] congresswoman Aphrodite please emerge

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Petey: Nov 26, 2005; For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?

seems anjali promised links and they haven't come https://old.reddit.com/r/TranscensionProject/comments/owu6fd/anjalis_press_conference_details/

deep state must have gotten to her

# ¿ Aug 17, 2021 16:13

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# ¿ May 17, 2024 15:16

Petey: Nov 26, 2005; For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?

i want to vape with the aliens

# ¿ Aug 23, 2021 03:31

Petey: Nov 26, 2005; For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?

Atrocious Joe posted:

they'd probably have entirely different reactions to the substances we like

they might like smoking something that smells nasty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5XZN1e79uU

# ¿ Aug 26, 2021 11:29

Petey: Nov 26, 2005; For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?

is there a reason no one has scanned those corliss books and put the pdfs on libgen yet

# ¿ Aug 27, 2021 12:36

Petey: Nov 26, 2005; For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?

i sent an email to the rare books / distinctive collections section of my university library, recommending they look into purchasing the collected corliss works and scanning them for the public

# ¿ Aug 27, 2021 22:03

Petey: Nov 26, 2005; For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?

WEH posted:

If there's a way to loan them out and the scanning is non-destructive I'm willing to make my collection available. I ain't footin the shipping tho lmao

quoting this so I remember

# ¿ Aug 28, 2021 00:16

Petey: Nov 26, 2005; For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?

https://twitter.com/AventuraObscura/status/1433209621439787010

# ¿ Sep 3, 2021 02:15

Petey: Nov 26, 2005; For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?

A MIRACLE posted:

gently caress

I want to say the thing thats resonated with me in this thread so far hasn�t had anything to do with aliens, it�s been the idea that our brains can access extra stuff beyond the first five senses. not sure how to put it exactly there�s been a lot of posts about it itt.

like you can see the past, because your brain captures pictures and sounds and turns it into memories. then go back and replay it.

but the future is the same thing. play back stuff that is going to happen in your mind. like a memory. then later it pretty much goes down like you already thought. and it turns into the past

this is how it works on tralfamadore

# ¿ Sep 3, 2021 12:29

Petey: Nov 26, 2005; For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?

wait everyone here has read the vice thing on astral projection and gotten the hemisync audio files floating around on gdrive, right?

# ¿ Sep 4, 2021 09:49

Petey: Nov 26, 2005; For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?

Jazerus posted:

i, uh, is there supposed to be something here other than a single paragraph?? i am not compelled

cdan posted:

There was a paper recently selected for publication in an A+ list academic journal. However, prior to being selected, the authors, through a suggestion of this government and others, had to remove the portion of the paper which suggested the new radio signals they discovered, were actually communicating with something/someone in our solar system.

# ¿ Sep 9, 2021 02:07

Petey: Nov 26, 2005; For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?

cdan has been doing this for like 15 years: https://www.vanityfair.com/style/2016/10/crazy-days-and-nights-enty-interview

# ¿ Sep 9, 2021 02:09

Petey: Nov 26, 2005; For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?

The Saucer Hovers posted:

ESP, precog, limited telepathy, these all fall under multiple intelligence theory for me. almost everyone starts with a foundation, nature/nurture happen, and you end up with your strengths and weaknesses. almost everyone has some level of access to these things, but very very few in the white western world actually end up cultivating them because their systems/institutions dont support that role within their communities.

had a pretty specific bad dream last night where i dreamt that before embarking on a long drive (heading out of state today today) i looked at my car and then decided not to bother checking the tires and then had a blowout on the highway

you can see it on my sleep tracker around 6hrs in, when the blowout/impending crash woke me up heart rate spiking

actually went out packing my car today, remembered the dream, decided to look at my tires

horrible bubble on the front right sidewall. posting this from sullivan tire waiting room where they tell me i almost would have definitely had a catastrophic blowout

the aliens are trying to save me because they know that i must post, for their existence to be revealed

# ¿ Sep 11, 2021 15:55

Petey: Nov 26, 2005; For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?

The Saucer Hovers posted:

i dont know much in this old world, but i know this: petey must post

to post is to live. it is how we inscribe ourselves in the world. every post a tiny tablet complaining of our own personal copper to our own personal ea-nasir

# ¿ Sep 11, 2021 18:46

Petey: Nov 26, 2005; For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?

Hatebag posted:

Some non human intelligence has resulted in things blipping around on the surface of earth. Maybe it's aliens, maybe it's undersea intelligence, maybe Interdimensional, maybe time travel but whatever it is we want to hug and kiss them

i will do it. i will gently caress the aliens

# ¿ Sep 13, 2021 09:19

Petey: Nov 26, 2005; For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?

the aliens are visiting because there is an intergalactic top shortage. this is my Purpose

# ¿ Sep 13, 2021 09:20

Petey: Nov 26, 2005; For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?

toggle posted:

I�ve been watching blue planet 2 lately and it makes me think but what if uaps live in the deep depths of the open ocean? this is a sexy thought.

maybe only the sentient underwater mammals of the oceans know the universal truth of what exists out there?

splash splash crab planet biomass

https://twitter.com/JeremyCorbell/status/1393281339525255168

# ¿ Sep 13, 2021 09:29

Petey: Nov 26, 2005; For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?

Petey posted:

the aliens are visiting because there is an intergalactic top shortage. this is my Purpose

earth *is* a zoo and the alien abductions are catch-and-releasing tops through a kind of ethical sustainable game management

# ¿ Sep 13, 2021 09:41

Petey: Nov 26, 2005; For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?

avi loeb is giving a talk about his new book at harvard today

https://harvard.zoom.us/j/97436600302?pwd=WmJEdFdaYWZ1RFRxVjVXWS82ZUIwUT09

quote:

The search for extraterrestrial life is one of the most exciting frontiers in science. First tentative clues were identified close to Earth in the form of the unusual interstellar object `Oumuamua and Unidentified Aerial Phenomena (UAP) in the Earth's atmosphere. The recently announced "Galileo Project" ushers the new frontier of "space archaeology" in search of extraterrestrial technological relics. The lecture will feature content from my book "Extraterrestrial", as well as the textbook "Life in the Cosmos", both published in 2021. Related material was also featured in my weekly commentaries in Scientific American.

# ¿ Sep 13, 2021 18:54

Petey: Nov 26, 2005; For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?

lue. are you reading this. i will buy you an account and i can offer you access into an elite posting protection program. radium gave me the sftp login for the servers in 2007 and i'm pretty confident nothing has been changed since. lue. we are your people lue.

# ¿ Sep 16, 2021 22:54

Petey: Nov 26, 2005; For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?

hm

https://twitter.com/halvorz/status/1438199586867200000

hmmmmMmMMm

quote:

Although vaults have been observed in many eukaryotic species, a few species do not appear to have the ribonucleoprotein. These include:[19]

Arabidopsis thaliana�a small flowering plant related to cabbage and mustard.
Caenorhabditis elegans�a free-living nematode that lives in soil.
Drosophila melanogaster�a two-winged insect also known as a fruit fly.
Saccharomyces cerevisiae�a species of yeast.

These four species are model organisms for plants, nematodes, animal genetics and fungi respectively.

# ¿ Sep 17, 2021 00:03

Petey: Nov 26, 2005; For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?

Slavvy posted:

Is there an English explanation of whatever the gently caress this is about?

as i understand it, there is a mysterious, poorly understood organelle in your cells that is larger than most others, shaped like a crystalline vault, and no one really knows what it does. simple organisms don't have it; complex organisms do.

# ¿ Sep 17, 2021 01:50

Petey: Nov 26, 2005; For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?

Riot Bimbo posted:

To y'all with Corliss books, please please digitize i know it's an annoying daunting amount of work but pleeeeeeeease

A MIRACLE posted:

book scanners are much faster than they used to be at least. used to take 10 seconds between scans to convert the image into the right format. so you would scan, click a few buttons, wait, turn the page while waiting, and try to time the next scan as fast as you could the instant it was available again. lol

WEH posted:

Yeah these books absolutely need to be digitized

i think i said this already but i contacted my university library asking about their rare science books digitization so my hope is they will say "sure if these people send us books we can digitize them" and then we can work together in the thread to make it happen

# ¿ Sep 19, 2021 22:12

Petey: Nov 26, 2005; For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?

The Demilich posted:

Just email the son and ask if he would like it digitized then give him an ocr'd pdf and let him do what he wants with it.

Naybe he'll give you more books to scan and keep in return for the files that he could probably sell for a few bucks online.

Yeah this.

the big thing i'm unsure about is if my uni library will do a scan and digitize on things not in the collection so depending on what they say about that i can hit up Svejk or email the son and ask if he can do a solid

# ¿ Sep 20, 2021 02:02

Petey: Nov 26, 2005; For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?

i'm confused, why do people think AUSUK has to do w/ birds?

# ¿ Sep 25, 2021 11:51

Petey: Nov 26, 2005; For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?

haters will say it�s birds, but we know it�s really Birds https://www.instagram.com/p/CUlNy3TlIRy/?utm_medium=copy_link

# ¿ Oct 4, 2021 12:30

Petey: Nov 26, 2005; For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?

when is the next report from the feds supposed to come out

# ¿ Oct 13, 2021 01:10

Petey: Nov 26, 2005; For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?

pancake rabbit posted:

oh is this the one that cdan blind item was talking about

wait which. onewas this

# ¿ Oct 13, 2021 01:16

Petey: Nov 26, 2005; For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?

https://twitter.com/emollick/status/1447729257988427778

# ¿ Oct 13, 2021 02:04

Petey: Nov 26, 2005; For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?

so a friend from high school posted this (globally public) on FB and I have never seen or even read anything described like it: https://www.facebook.com/577996700/posts/10158620373706701/?d=n

# ¿ Oct 16, 2021 11:14

Petey: Nov 26, 2005; For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?

GWBBQ posted:

ArianeSpace launched a Soyuz rocket from Vostochny Cosmodrome carrying 36 OneWeb satellites on Oct. 14. Looks like your friend is in California, it could very well be a fuel dump or deorbit burn exhaust from an upper stage catching sunlight from over the local horizon. It's usually done over the Pacific Ocean for logistical reasons. It's a rare sight up here in the US northeast, especially compared to what we get to see of night launches from Wallops, but I've gone down to the beach to see it a couple of times and it's pretty spectacular.

rad

# ¿ Oct 16, 2021 12:39

Petey: Nov 26, 2005; For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?

thx for posting these excerpts Wheeee

# ¿ Oct 18, 2021 12:46

Petey: Nov 26, 2005; For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?

so wait what happened with the ufo / nukes testimony

# ¿ Oct 20, 2021 01:23

Petey: Nov 26, 2005; For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?

im the alien. its me

# ¿ Oct 26, 2021 01:18

Petey: Nov 26, 2005; For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?

*chris mathews staring into the bar's tv as a hardball commercial comes on mid-interview*

hey....it's me. it's me.

# ¿ Oct 26, 2021 01:20

Petey: Nov 26, 2005; For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?

SniperWoreConverse posted:

but actually somehow wrong in some subtle way. There could be some form of fault within logic itself somehow. I don't particularly think that's true, but it could be.

i mean it absolutely is true, the question is whether/how it's relevant to birds

Petey has issued a correction as of 11:28 on Oct 26, 2021

# ¿ Oct 26, 2021 11:25

Petey: Nov 26, 2005; For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

I like the headspace this thread lets me dance in, whether some of it is real or none of it or if it's all just play pretend (it's not)

I like that the regulars don't feel compelled to gate keep this is jazz man let it happen who knows

No wrong notes

# ¿ Oct 26, 2021 11:29

Petey: Nov 26, 2005; For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?

um https://www.muckrock.com/news/archives/2017/aug/15/cia-life-on-mars/

# ¿ Oct 28, 2021 22:40

Petey: Nov 26, 2005; For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?

it's 1973. you're cia and you're high as balls. you've spent the night watching people screw through a brothel mirror. now, geller is tripping you out as he draws a solar system matching a nearly identical drawing in a nearby a shielded room. later you will feed hand-feed lsd to tim leary like a baby bird

# ¿ Oct 29, 2021 00:46

Petey: Nov 26, 2005; For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?

Inspector Hound posted:

Bad things can be cool and no one likes to talk about it but it's true

mencius is that you

# ¿ Oct 29, 2021 00:53

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# ¿ May 17, 2024 15:16

Petey: Nov 26, 2005; For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?

Andy Pandy posted:

Why zap your brain with experimental magnets when trepanning has already been around since the neolithic revolution. It's possibly the oldest surgical procedure we know of.

has anyone ever read any good studies/books on trepanning? i'm mostly familiar with it from the HDM books

# ¿ Oct 30, 2021 02:39

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