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What do you call the disposable plastic bags with the clip at the top?
	Zip Lock Bags
	Glad Bags

~Coxy: Dec 9, 2003; R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

tie me kangaroo down sport

I put this song on in the car for a bit of fun, but soon got a rude shock a couple of verses in.

# ¿ May 26, 2021 04:57

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 00:03

~Coxy: Dec 9, 2003; R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

Captain Blueballs posted:

Bogan Fightin' Juice

check out this poor c*** who can't afford OP

# ¿ May 27, 2021 04:38

~Coxy: Dec 9, 2003; R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

Wendigee posted:

Underproof? Is this like a tax law thing making it technically not liquor?

It better be if it tastes like kerosene.

I pickle my liver with gin ~94 proof or strong rum 100 proof. You guys have to drink more liquid you losers

All common spirits are basically underproof not only in Australia.

UP is 37%
OP is 58%

# ¿ May 27, 2021 07:43

~Coxy: Dec 9, 2003; R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

Maximum Sexy Pigeon posted:

About 4 posts before yours.

Nobody is gonna click on anyone else's youtube links, don't be silly!

# ¿ Jun 5, 2021 09:59

~Coxy: Dec 9, 2003; R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I only had it in the UK so my fridge must not have been able to chill it enough.

I like how they had the beer taps with the thermoelectric temperature sensors advertising that TEDs or whatever would be dispense at 1.3℃

# ¿ Jun 6, 2021 12:57

~Coxy: Dec 9, 2003; R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

That system is pretty widespread in Perth too; love to provide bikies with my full legal name, address and driver's licence number as condition of entry.

# ¿ Jun 10, 2021 02:26

~Coxy: Dec 9, 2003; R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

Geez, don't give away *all* our Aussie secrets!

(The only TISM song I listen to for enjoyment is Thunderbirds)

# ¿ Jun 18, 2021 05:17

~Coxy: Dec 9, 2003; R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

Maximum Sexy Pigeon posted:

I can recite an unnerving amount of TISM lyrics and can manage a fairly decent HBF while singing along but when it comes to Chisel, I wouldn't even know what to do at karaoke.

Nobody knows all the words to Khe Sanh (or Cheap Wine) but that doesn't matter.

# ¿ Jun 18, 2021 14:02

~Coxy: Dec 9, 2003; R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

OK I just made the mistake of looking up the Cold Chisel discography on wikipedia and yeah, that's all there is, there isn't any more.

# ¿ Jun 18, 2021 14:10

~Coxy: Dec 9, 2003; R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

gay picnic defence posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_mCjx-2gUA

Ever since that Seinfeld episode I've never understood why pulling someone's pot is meant to be such a dog act.
You leave your garbage in the environment; someone might mess with it.
The animals don't belong to you.
Chances are they're just taking a few crays that you would be harvesting illegally anyway.

# ¿ Jun 20, 2021 11:39

~Coxy: Dec 9, 2003; R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

sarcastx posted:

-visited Dan Murphy's in Eastwood, saw this short story (discarded child seat next to an empty gin bottle and an old Corvette)

I hate when people put lovely cheap Bob Jane T-Mart rims on a 'Vette or something.
(Not that the car looks like it's in great condition in the first place.)

sarcastx posted:

-loving hilarious prices for lovely beer (I live in Milwaukee where my local bar has a 3 for $5 deal on PBR)

$58 for a slab of PBR 473mL is actually a really good price for AU!

# ¿ Jun 23, 2021 02:59

~Coxy: Dec 9, 2003; R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

I just remembered that last year or the year before there was that 99 beers for $99 gimmick that was 330mL (lol) cans of locally-brewed "PBR".

Fake edit: gently caress me, it wasn't 99 for $99, it was 99 for $250. Tell 'em they're dreamin'

~Coxy fucked around with this message at 13:50 on Jun 23, 2021

# ¿ Jun 23, 2021 13:48

~Coxy: Dec 9, 2003; R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

spaceblancmange posted:

https://twitter.com/CoolBoxArt/status/1411608039019384836

This was a pretty good game.

# ¿ Jul 4, 2021 11:32

~Coxy: Dec 9, 2003; R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

Inceltown posted:

Hogs Breath is Outback Steakhouse for Australia.

Hogs Breath is way worse than Outback Steakhouse.

# ¿ Jul 5, 2021 02:21

~Coxy: Dec 9, 2003; R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

Forte Knocks

edit: dammit!!!

# ¿ Jul 8, 2021 08:12

~Coxy: Dec 9, 2003; R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

# ¿ Jul 9, 2021 02:44

~Coxy: Dec 9, 2003; R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Thanks, I will very carefully check the stickers that I pass onto the kids.

# ¿ Jul 9, 2021 14:25

~Coxy: Dec 9, 2003; R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

gay picnic defence posted:

Townsville doing the nation proud

the real crime is the Polly Pipe still being 80

# ¿ Jul 11, 2021 09:42

~Coxy: Dec 9, 2003; R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

gay picnic defence posted:

I never realised at the time that the rabbit was named after myxomatosis

What's the ref behind the cat's name then Mr Genius?

# ¿ Jul 23, 2021 11:14

~Coxy: Dec 9, 2003; R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

Jestery posted:

I dunno lemme check the ferals Wikia

https://wikies.wiki/wiki/en/The_Ferals

Oh dang it's only available in Spanish

What The gently caress

# ¿ Jul 23, 2021 14:44

~Coxy: Dec 9, 2003; R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

Parent and small business owner being sued by Adani. Member of @withMEAA and @QldGreens

# ¿ Jul 24, 2021 11:28

~Coxy: Dec 9, 2003; R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

webmeister posted:

Dunno about Maurie Mole but Big Dog definitely was. We never got it in Sydney but when visiting cousins in Newcastle I always found it hilariously provincial. Same thing now staying with my in-laws in the Gong - ads for tractors, sheds, and of course ads starring the company owner for some reason

Southern Classic Cars!
Southern Classic Cars!
Southern Classic Cars... in Warrrrrraaaawonggggggg

# ¿ Aug 3, 2021 02:52

~Coxy: Dec 9, 2003; R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

Inceltown posted:

https://twitter.com/rat_enjoyer/status/1426013792060600324

This happens constantly with those type of Bonds briefs; they should have a part-exchange program specifically for them.

# ¿ Aug 17, 2021 02:58

~Coxy: Dec 9, 2003; R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

Maximum Sexy Pigeon posted:

Mine will have corporate sponsorship, to go with Astroglide or Lubemobile?

Lubemobile, so then when you win you can sing "It's Lubemobile eeeeeeeeeasy" to diss everyone.

~Coxy fucked around with this message at 05:09 on Aug 27, 2021

# ¿ Aug 27, 2021 05:02

~Coxy: Dec 9, 2003; R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Sort of, yeah. They used to run the horses so hard that they'd collapse and throw seizures in the middle of the street while they were still attached to the carriages.

Black Beauty should be required reading for those degenerates.

# ¿ Sep 5, 2021 01:48

~Coxy: Dec 9, 2003; R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

I tried to find the original source but her name is un-googleable.

https://twitter.com/_CharleeGirl_/status/1436846651218432001

# ¿ Sep 14, 2021 01:34

~Coxy: Dec 9, 2003; R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

Check the Whirlpool thread on the LG OLEDs, I'm pretty sure people have had their panels replaced under ACL.

edit: wrong thread lol

# ¿ Oct 4, 2021 08:26

~Coxy: Dec 9, 2003; R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

RIP Holden 1948-2017

# ¿ Nov 7, 2021 12:27

~Coxy: Dec 9, 2003; R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

If it was only sedans then utes wouldn't be allowed!

# ¿ Nov 8, 2021 12:46

~Coxy: Dec 9, 2003; R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

The TAB logo is perfectly just the cherry on top isn't it?

Only 80s kids will get this ref

90s kids will get this if you whisper "FEDUP" to them

and zoomers were probably conceived in the loading docks outside after the Matchbox 20 tour

# ¿ Nov 12, 2021 13:08

~Coxy: Dec 9, 2003; R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

Some kid at my local school knows what he wants to be when he grows up.

# ¿ Nov 13, 2021 08:36

~Coxy: Dec 9, 2003; R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

We found a friend looking for some dessert under the mulberry tree

# ¿ Nov 25, 2021 05:29

~Coxy: Dec 9, 2003; R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

Abongination posted:

Also

# ¿ Dec 20, 2021 02:28

~Coxy: Dec 9, 2003; R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

Laserface posted:

Buy cool stuff now, it's all goin up

Easy to say in general terms, but when all the boomers die off anything that X and Y don't have any nostalgia for is going to be worth ⅗ of gently caress-all.

# ¿ Dec 23, 2021 11:28