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LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

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postin on page 1 hell yeah

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LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

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fake news, there isn't a second ice cream

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

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Zisky posted:

God shave your neck what's wrong with you

seriously what kind of sick freak has their picture as their avatar

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

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Hirsute posted:

For real though the thought of another election where every stupid and terrible thing he says is slammed into my brain every day makes me feel a little sick

this might not be the thread for you

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

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lol
https://twitter.com/Cliffpuncher/status/1410284629559369732?s=20

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

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Not pictured: every disc in his back protruding against the back brace like Ace Ventura trying to get out of the fake Rhinoceros

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

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Mar 17, 2002

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Mar 17, 2002

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Mar 17, 2002

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Lpzie posted:

sto posting fat dumb idiot morons. post more posttrmpp !!!

*runs in out of breath from the other room*

Turn *wheeze*
On *deep breath*
Ur
Monitor

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

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Bearjew posted:

just fyi, everyone in this thread is a psycho maniac idiot bad poster and you all should be permabanned

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

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lmao

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

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Consummate Professional posted:

drat I wonder how many people could not be unhoused with that money. probably all of them a few times over?

think of the jobs created though

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

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CODChimera posted:

why? what is the point?

trying to do cookies but doesn't realize trucks are built not to do that kind of poo poo

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

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the only real response to a lovely take imo
https://twitter.com/acanticleforkev/status/1410646069474627586?s=20

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

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LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

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Buddykins posted:

how the hell do people have kids and poo poo goddamn

First few years after we adopted my daughter I went through what could be considered massive depression which I hear is normal for adoptive dads. Anyways, it gets easier. Humans adapt.

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

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CODChimera posted:

do you know why thats normal for adoptive dads? it's interesting in a way. hope you're doing better though

no idea. I just know I sank pretty low (the first few months I didn't eat, I only drank). I think my daughter had so many issues I didn't know how to deal with I just kind of gave up. I didn't contemplate suicide, but I felt if a semi-truck took me out I wouldn't really have cared.

Part of it could be the bond not being formed. I love my daughter but there's no question its different than with my son. Some people might be able to feel the same about an adopted child but I'm a little guilty saying I don't.

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Mar 17, 2002

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Buddykins posted:

I just want to go back to playing super mario sunshine and getting pissed at failing the secret levels

I bought a Switch finally (kids were practically going to kill me if I didn't) and I bought Mario Odyssey on Amazon without realizing it was going to take 2 months to get to me for some reason and I couldn't cancel the order because it had technically been "shipped" already.

Thats my Mario story

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

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https://i.imgur.com/6Vle2aS.gifv

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Mar 17, 2002

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Elephanthead posted:

congrats on being murdered by your children

i should be so lucky

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

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Bruhhhhhhhhhhh

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

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WrasslorMonkey posted:

How old is that bird and what game is this from

Average lifespan of Seagull is 15-20 years so could be problematic

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

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Abolish the loving Supreme Court holy poo poo

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

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the ADA allows for emotional support pissers kind of rude for you to deny my accommodations

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

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if only the library had a gun, and possibly a gun for every book to defend itself

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

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smarxist posted:

i've never understood people that watch porn but not for the purpose of jacking off like what
:hai:

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

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Chard posted:

harton can i be the sunglasses-at-night triangle player who no one is sure if they're supposed to be onstage or not? thats about the level of music i can manage

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

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I really want a Vicodin hookup but no one has ever approached me and said "hey you want to buy drugs"

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

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how did all those fuckin hillbillies get enough opiates to die from and I can't even get a small scrip for a knee inuury

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

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Mar 17, 2002

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Buddykins posted:

this isnt applebees you loving bitch gently caress off with your loving appletinis and loving strawberry and mango margs you loving motherfucker get some goddamn taste you loving piece of loving poo poo

this is me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C4TGGtPzBU

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

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cumshitter posted:

my favorite thing that i learned from the book i read, Victorian America, was how the toilets worked before plumbing was widespread

your toilet would just empty out beneath your home and then youd pull a crank above your toilet to drop dirt on it. people didnt understand it at the time but covering poo poo and piss with dirt lets anaerobic bacteria break them down faster

so once in a while youd go outside the house and fill more loose dirt into your dirt dispenser above the toilet and once a week youd carry the lovely dirt to the night soil repository on your block

also i kind of wish i had the chance to try out an automat restaurant just for the novelty of it. sorry im rambling this is great poo poo i found

I like how in the Discworld series of books there's a character who basically made a fortune emptying piss pots poo poo buckets and selling the contents to all the manufacturing centers in the city. Anything he couldn't sell he put in gigantic heaps and made compost and sold that

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

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Bethamphetamine posted:

Everybody's too drunk or high. Can't reboot the servers or whatever

https://twitter.com/kevincollier/status/1411076401147568136

I know there's a lot of computer touchers here so it's preaching to the choir but the end user of any IT system is super dumb and will absolutely click on any dumb link they receive without checking who its from or what

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

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https://twitter.com/truther_dare/status/1411154962357407748?s=20

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

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https://twitter.com/evilbmcats/status/1411487925728989186?s=20

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

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deadwing posted:

no he cut out the desantis praise before his moment of silence for the collapse, like the petty bitch he is

lmao thats so trump

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

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emfive posted:

I believe 100% of what cumshitter posts, including that he's zero years old

it's easier that way

the age counter rolled over to zero this is correct

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

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Buddykins posted:

is the ocean still on fire

apparently they put it out in about 5 hours

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Mar 17, 2002

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Knight posted:

In Jason Takes Manhattan the title character gets flooded with toxic sewage waste and turns back into a small child. It was the same concept with cumshitter just a different substance

cumstack overflow

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