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(Thread IKs: hot cocoa on the couch)
 
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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Hate the Friday thread

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Here's 3 reasons this thread sucks and I hate it:

Smugworth
Smugworth
Smugworth

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Guy's so likable he ought to be a mod

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
GOD FAMM IT TRASH MAMMAL CHANGE YOUR loving AVATAR YOU LOOK LIKE SMUGWORTH AND I AIN'T TAKING NO TIME TO READ NO NAMES

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

TrashMammal posted:

you can cure this curse. the power is in your wallet

I look like some kind of Richie Rich hoighty toit rear end motherfucker?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

pretty rich coming from the it was a gift guy



TrashMammal posted:

that was a good av though

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Best av the forums have ever seen

For that one moment it brought us all together as one. Can life ever be like that again??

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Smugworth’s av is locked though. Jeff has decreed the dog and smuggles to be forever one.

*genuflects*

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Awwww yeah

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
It's loving snowing. :wtc:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

redshirt posted:

It is winter. Spring isn't for 18 days*


*your location may vary

In my location we don't really get snow. Well, we didn't used to...

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

redshirt posted:

And we're not getting any snow when we're supposed to get a bunch.

Why'd you take our snow??

Cause we knew your wiener rear end municipality wouldn't have the grapes to take it back.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Yeah, we're like that

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

AARD VARKMAN posted:

wiener rear end municipality having rear end mfer

Poetry

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

bagmonkey posted:

looks like LAP woke up on the wrong side of the skate wheel or w/e

Haven't got to skate in FIVE DAYS. Rink trip tomorrow with the kid and I'll feel better.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
I just had the MASTER BREAKFAST. Took some leftover roasted veggies from last nights dinner, fried the gently caress out of them on the stovetop, two over-easy eggs on top, smothered in green goddess. Fresh eggs from 4 miles down the road? Natch.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

pencilhands posted:

Another amazing Friday! What a blessed week and life it’s been. :)

My primal need to shove you in a locker is bubbling to the surface

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Bad Purchase posted:

worked all night last night, got 1 hour of sleep before the 9:00 standup, then back to work

shambles :whitewater:

This totally reminds me of the production I have running right now. It's an autobiographical one man show that explores my life employing the characters around me that have shaped my existence. It's really got tons of emotion but it's got a lot of humour too. You'll wonder how three hours could go by so fast!

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

yup. another glorious day on earth. depsite any problems one may have, there is so much beauty and joy to be experienced in the world

just got back from the hematologist with some meh news about how i will likely be visiting the cancer center for a little while yet but not the worst news ive had in the last couple years

gently caress it, we ball

Would some free tickets to my one man show perk you up a bit? It's pretty intense but it has a lot of humour too.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Friday rear end motherfucking thread

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

bagmonkey posted:

happy friday you fuckin nerds

No NO I AM COOL I AM NOT A NERD. TAKE IT BACK.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

don't worry about it ,I don't recall anyone wishing you a happy Friday

:(

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

except me, happy Friday LAP

:)

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Let Saturday come. God please.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
I went and twirled gracefully around on my skates and the day is surprisingly more tolerable. :haibrower:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

TrashMammal posted:

thinking i might get more into this solo style. you got a rec for skates?

Not a particular skate but for starter skates sure-grip makes a ton of affordable quality skates. My customs are built on their DA-45 plates, my 190# rear end gets air in them and they are still in one piece. PM if any questions also skate thread.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

TrashMammal posted:

where’s the skate thread at? all i’m seeing is skateboarding and figure skating

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3961772&pagenumber=19&perpage=40

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Maudib Arakkis posted:

What was I made for

Welcome to the catchphrase club, bb.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
drat Friday thread. Always harshing my buzz, man.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

redshirt posted:

Time is so hot right now.

Big and only getting bigger

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

redshirt posted:

You and I share this Time Cone brother. At least in part.

Cone. The universe's power shape.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

interesting that you continue to show your face around here after voting 1 itt

I told you guys I hate Friday thread. Post history much, hcotc? I am the Friday heel.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Because it's an Internet forum. We can be who we want.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

LAP’s a histrionic SOB. Hates anything that brings others joy. Guy’s a real freak if you ask me

:mmmsmug:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

bradzilla posted:

LAP breaking kayfabe in the freaking Friday thread of all places. Crazy times we live in

We all eventually become our character, right?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Okay, Friday intellectual waxing is lol-ing me rn

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Hate the Friday thread

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Hollismason posted:

Uber driver asked if there were a lot of black people in my area...loving yikes

:wtfdude:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

he's a Known Troll.

Put me on your list if you must. Place the scarlet T on my bosom. It's you who will be judged when the reckoning comes.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

redshirt posted:

LAP are you a former MMA fighter or something similar?

Mark me down in the "lover" column.

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

redshirt posted:

Hey man have you heard about my goose talk lately?

Wow. Just wow.

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