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PULLING MY PICK-UP INTO A SPOT AT WAWA WILL MAKE ME GAY. GOTTA BACK 'ER IN NO MATTER HWUT. 
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Sep 9, 2021 03:41
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Aspics
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Sep 9, 2021 03:44
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im oppressed by my overlords but am afforded a nominal amount of power within the system so i cling to my scraps by becoming a zealous patriot and close the door on anyone also seeking a better position within the system also i cant stop making GBS threads after taking horse dewormer someone please advise
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Sep 9, 2021 03:45
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My two Roombas keep scaring my Brussels Griffon
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Sep 9, 2021 03:48
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Owning a Jack Russell Terrier that regularly attacks and bites other people’s children
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Sep 9, 2021 03:50
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These are my children, Brashton and Palmer.
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Sep 9, 2021 03:51
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"Reverse Racism"
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Sep 9, 2021 03:54
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Gonna talk at the TV while watching Pawn Stars.
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Sep 9, 2021 03:58
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it's not racist when I use the n-word because I use it regardless of race 
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Sep 9, 2021 03:58
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my perfect monday night lineup: big bang theory, the office, and scrubs
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Sep 9, 2021 03:59
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The whitest thing I do, personally, is being sunburnt, buying Marlboro Red 100s and getting back into my Prius which is streaming Bright Eyes from my iPhone.
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Sep 9, 2021 04:00
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careful with that texas pete hot sauce. a lil' dab will do ya
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Sep 9, 2021 04:03
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Addicts? You mean druggies?
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Sep 9, 2021 04:07
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Colonel Cancer posted:*buys and installs an 8 foot tall plastic skeleton for $500 at Home Depot. It's still September* It's the best goddamn holiday and I'm going to make it spooky damnit
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Sep 9, 2021 04:15
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got a job in a predominately black neighborhood with all black co workers so id better buy a gun (my mom did this lol)
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Sep 9, 2021 04:19
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*turns off monitor*
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Sep 9, 2021 04:22
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I don't know why you have to divide people by race in the thread title, I actually don't see color
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Sep 9, 2021 04:44
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The band Pomplamoose https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-p0wFDmiJsE For when you absolutely must have all the soul sucked out of existing popular songs
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Sep 9, 2021 05:15
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Worth a prob but I’ll say it Having active car insurance
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Sep 9, 2021 05:19
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Linux Pirate posted:Cargo shorts filled with but also the most recent time I saw my sister in law's boyfriend I noticed he had an everyday carry utility knife on his belt and he is pretty pasty... stealth edit: he had the utility knife on his belt at a Rosh Hashanah dinner. Motherfucker we pull the challah apart with our hands, knife can stay at home.
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Sep 9, 2021 05:23
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SweetMercifulCrap! posted:The band Pomplamoose gently caress those pieces of poo poo. that guy also started and owns patreon edit: gently caress you for reminding me about pomplemoose, I'll probably be too mad to sleep now thinking about how that rear end in a top hat is probably a billionaire kntfkr fucked around with this message at 05:30 on Sep 9, 2021 |
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Sep 9, 2021 05:28
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I took this picture in an AirBnB I stayed in last year. I don't know if it's "Wake Pray Slay" that hurts the most, or the fact that the entire AirBnB was "fall themed." Like, this is the money shot, but it barely scratches the surface. In favor of not doxxing the poor SOBs, I won't post the link to house.
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Sep 9, 2021 05:39
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Getting caught loving around with home made explosives and then getting let free because "boys will be boys."
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Sep 9, 2021 05:41
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Colonel Cancer posted:*buys and installs an 8 foot tall plastic skeleton for $500 at Home Depot. It's still September* I've looked at that thing a few times. How's the quality? Kinda seems like a no brainer TBH
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Sep 9, 2021 05:44
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If anyone in this thread passes out we're gonna gently caress with you and draw stuff on your face lol
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Sep 9, 2021 05:46
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Today I was sitting on a curb and crying because my mother's an evil bitch. Some lady in a car slows down to ask if I'm all right. It's in Richville where my mom lives. I tell her yeah I exercise here and just got a sad phone call, lie but whatever. She keeps staring at me and says you need some water are you all right? She's checking me out I'm positive. I stand up, rattle off my mom's address and say I live a mile from here and I left off the word bitch. She wasn't actually concerned she was Neighborhood Watching. They do that here. I used to get hassled once in a while when I smoked. Imagine being asked if you are ok and you are just an older white bitch smoking a cigarette outside where you live ???
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Sep 9, 2021 05:47
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Spinz posted:Today I was sitting on a curb and crying because my mother's an evil bitch. Some lady in a car slows down to ask if I'm all right. It's in Richville where my mom lives. I tell her yeah I exercise here and just got a sad phone call, lie but whatever. She keeps staring at me and says you need some water are you all right? She's checking me out I'm positive. I stand up, rattle off my mom's address and say I live a mile from here and I left off the word bitch. Same where I'm at. I remember times being like manicly depressed but lucid around here, too anxious to be at home, so just walking around visibly upset and some bitch has to grab a cop and point to someone for having the audacity to be outside and crying.
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Sep 9, 2021 05:54
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Sep 9, 2021 06:05
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kntfkr posted:Same where I'm at. I remember times being like manicly depressed but lucid around here, too anxious to be at home, so just walking around visibly upset and some bitch has to grab a cop and point to someone for having the audacity to be outside and crying. tbf the last time I encountered someone outside and crying they insulted my genitals and threatened to stab me just because I walked down the sidewalk on the opposite side of the street from them that said ACAB so I just walked away and moved on
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Sep 9, 2021 06:05
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Yeah ACAB. That's a bit different but there's a subclass of bored suburban white folk who look for any reason to tattle to anyone about anything, be it police or their HOAs. I hate them and I wish there was some recourse for people who call cops on people in mental health crises because it results in unnecessary ER trips that cost $5k and/or straight up murder and they think they're good loving citizens and don't even realize they're straight up pieces of poo poo. kntfkr fucked around with this message at 06:32 on Sep 9, 2021 |
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Sep 9, 2021 06:17
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Please get the mild Pace, honey. The medium is just too spicy for me.
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Sep 9, 2021 06:23
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Sep 9, 2021 06:24
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Fartington Butts posted:Please get the mild Pace, honey. The medium is just too spicy for me. This ketchup is so spicy
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Sep 9, 2021 06:29
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Booking and staying at a fall-themed AirBnB.
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Sep 9, 2021 06:30
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*places Autobot sticker on silver Honda Odyssey*
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Sep 9, 2021 06:38
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Oh no, I have cystic fibrosis!
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Sep 9, 2021 06:40
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The text of the HOA is incredibly clear about mailbox color, you'll be fined until it is fixed
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Sep 9, 2021 06:59
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living in a small house that your parents built for you on their land with lots of flower pots wearing a dumb dress and making pies and calling "cottagecore"
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Sep 9, 2021 07:31
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Living in the suburbs basically makes you a narc. Sorry for those of you who can't get out but once your metamorphosis is complete you will no longer be capable of taking offense at this truism.
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