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Eej
Jun 17, 2007

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Personally I don't know what possesses people to play Sealed after all these years

e: aside from a pre-release where you're just there to Crack Open Some Packs

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Eej
Jun 17, 2007

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Tovolar's Huntmaster gains 2GG: another wolf or werewolf you control fights target creature you don't control when it turns night which not only has great synergy by giving you a mana sink so you can maintain Nighttime but also is amazing in Limited because it turns all your lovely wolf tokens into chump seeking missiles.

Eej
Jun 17, 2007

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There's a dude that lets you pay U and sacrifice to counter unless they pay 3 which can be recurred onto the battlefield as a flying 2/2 that makes all your non creature spells uncounterable so expect a ton of that for the next two years.

Kinda funny no one seems to care about that but they go crazy over Allosaurus Shepherd.

Eej
Jun 17, 2007

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You can handle Goldspan cleanly by putting up a 5/5 Treefolk token with Reach.

Eej
Jun 17, 2007

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Chamale posted:

I think the move away from blocks has resulted in a Standard where synergistic decks are much weaker, so the best decks tend to involve cramming all the best cards together. This problem has existed before, as with four-color Siege Rhino decks. It seems that the gap between the best Standard decks and a casual tribal deck is much wider than it used to be.

I don't know how Izzet Dragons decks aren't synergistic? Whether it's Goldspan + Galazeth Prizmari treasure synergy or Smouldering Egg + a shitload of spells and Goldspan to ramp into Alrund. Seems pretty synergistic to me.

Eej
Jun 17, 2007

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thetoughestbean posted:

So, what's the logic for making a spell have two mana pips rather than one? Is a monster that's 1gg more often more powerful than a monster that's 2g? Or is there something else that determines extra pips in a mana cost?

Compare:





Old-Growth Troll is a 4/4 with Trample that ramps you when it dies and can give you a 4/4 with Trample later
Kazandu Mammoth is a conditional 5/5 that is also a tapland
Briarbridge Tracker is a condition 4/3 with Vigilance

Eej fucked around with this message at 10:31 on Oct 3, 2021

Eej
Jun 17, 2007

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Mike N Eich posted:

I'm a little proud of my boy Day9 - don't watch him much anymore but followed him waaaay back in the day when Starcraft 2 came out and glad he made good on that.

I'm kind of surprised Hoogland is so high up there - he has such a caustic attitude, attacks his own subscribers, complains constantly, etc etc, but hey that may actually work for what people want in streamers, I have no idea.

I mean the highest grossing dude in September was xQc, the guy whose greatest hits include playing porn games on stream and being homophobic to a gay competitor in Overwatch League and getting suspended for it. You aren't rewarded for "good behaviour" on stream.

Eej
Jun 17, 2007

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Personally I'm btfo by the concept of people upset that America is difficult to travel to right now because I can't imagine wanting to in the first place.

Eej
Jun 17, 2007

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Magic Underwear posted:

You have a horrible imagination then.

Yeah I dunno, something about going to the state with 2,500 new covid cases per day seems like something I can't imagine wanting to do.

Eej
Jun 17, 2007

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Pablo Nergigante posted:

Global warming will take care of this

No, global warming will just turn mountains into islands.

Eej
Jun 17, 2007

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Jund Food is a miserable experience to play against in Historic too and the only saving grace is watching the entire deck grind to a halt when you have Yasharn and the backside of Reidane out.

Eej
Jun 17, 2007

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Pablo Nergigante posted:

What's the combo, perpetually wither Vesperlark so it can keep dying and summoning itself back into play? I guess that would trigger meathook infinitely

Also triggers Blood Artist infinitely.

The real lovely move though is if you're on the ropes and you can do the combo without interaction on an empty board you Draw the game.

Eej
Jun 17, 2007

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Are we pretending that Memory Lapse is weaker than Epiphany now lol

Eej
Jun 17, 2007

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Thank you for emphasizing my post now you can direct it to the person saying that Memory Lapse took a bullet for Epiphany.

Eej
Jun 17, 2007

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I don't understand your commentary then because Memory Lapse is a card in a different format for a different audience in a different meta but it is somehow linked with Epiphany not getting a ban?

Eej
Jun 17, 2007

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Memory Lapse is leaps and bounds better than Epiphany, I have no idea how you interpreted my posts as saying they're in the same ballpark of power.

Eej
Jun 17, 2007

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dragon enthusiast posted:

the core conceit of ixalan is dinosaurs vs pirates

dinosaurs predate the middle ages and so do pirates do I dunno what ya on

Eej
Jun 17, 2007

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The most active period of Viking activity predates what you'd consider traditionally to be "The Middle Ages" too in terms of Knightly Romance so where's the hate for Kaldheim

Eej
Jun 17, 2007

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Stranger Things practically rubs itself raw over 80s nostalgia so it was absolutely engineered to snare in a certain demographic of nerds and pulling in normies was collateral

Eej
Jun 17, 2007

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fadam posted:

These are cool but they should have picked more popular creatures!! Who the hell is casting Metal Work Colossus in 2021 lol

Hey Craterhoof and Mulldrifter are definitely playable but all three so far are pretty catchy designs for kids. One's a big thumb, the other is a bright blue fish with wings and the third is a big lego man.

Snapcaster's just a Dude

Eej
Jun 17, 2007

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dragon enthusiast posted:

it's a little lovely for the professional artists to seemingly willfully misinterpret parts of the kids' sketches, but as long as the kids are happy who cares

this is an incredible take

Eej
Jun 17, 2007

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Pros circling the wagons around one of their own is making me root for crokeyz somehow

Eej
Jun 17, 2007

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Perry Mason Jar posted:

What's with the crokeyz hate in this thread? I know him from when he was a Gwent pro and he migrated to MTG around the same time I did. I'm not, like, a fan, but he's fine?

He's the ur-Magic streamer bro, a toxic twitch memer who grinds the gently caress out of MTGA until he's in high Mythic but isn't a tournament player so doesn't really make an impact professionally. But it doesn't matter because Just Streaming is more lucrative and has more audience impact than writing a couple of paywalled articles on CFB and deigning to appear in a tournament every few months.

He is in a lot of ways emblematic of the inexorable death of traditional competitive Magic so he gets a lot of hate from the old guard. But also he's a streamer bro so he gets a lot of hate from literally everyone else too.

Eej
Jun 17, 2007

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Perry Mason Jar posted:

Alright this is actually kind of bizarre to say. WoTC has done everything they can think of to kill competitive Magic, I don't think a Twitch Streamer is emblematic of anything except that anyone can get to the top of a ladder if they play for 10 hrs a day. And, er, some people have personalities that you don't personally like? I don't like or dislike the guy but if I did dislike him I wouldn't be up in arms that someone is daring to exist with a personality I personally find distasteful.

Yes that is more or less what I'm saying. WOTC is killing competitive Magic. The best way to be a visible Magic player now is to be a guy (gender neutral) who just streams Arena all day and get propelled to the top of the ladder by weight of numbers.

That he is one of the most watched Magic players and considered Good by people watching despite having Not Great tournament placements ruffles some old guard feathers. He makes more money than like 99% of competitive Magic players too.

So yes, he is emblematic (adj.
serving as a symbol of a particular quality or concept; symbolic.) of the direction that WOTC has taken with regards to competitive Magic because he is the example of a post-Arena successful player. And lots of people hate that direction.

Eej
Jun 17, 2007

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I don't think they actually needed an explanation, OP

Eej
Jun 17, 2007

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How's Thalia still around anyway isn't this supposed to be like significantly into the future of Innistrad or are they just speed running historical eras

Eej
Jun 17, 2007

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If this was one mana cheaper this would be an amazing curve topper for Wrenn and Seven.

Eej
Jun 17, 2007

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disaster pastor posted:

Yeah, but how often do you cast a seven-drop and have extra lands in hand?

Eej
Jun 17, 2007

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Lone Goat posted:

Common misconception, its got the word Seven in its name, but it's actually a 5 drop.

And it's a much better card that gives you a land/land creature.

I'm saying that if you play it on 5 then on turn 6 it fills your hand with lands that turn into real cards on 7

Doubt it will be a build around but it'll certainly be pretty good if your games make it that far since it pumps tokens too. If only it was 6 CMC!

Eej
Jun 17, 2007

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I mean all of them are numbered on the bottom

Eej
Jun 17, 2007

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Numbered limited run is just regular rear end collectible stuff

Eej
Jun 17, 2007

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HootTheOwl posted:

It also shouldn't IMO. :colbert: If you make dies a keyword, and tack exile effect on everything, you should also give dies some privledges. Like how discard can discard into exile.

It's pretty flavourful for Rest In Peace to make sure that when a creature dies it just leaves the game without any chance of coming back or on-death shenanigans. Creatures resting in peace, if you will.

Eej
Jun 17, 2007

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HootTheOwl posted:

It's antiflavor that Rest In Peace doesn't keep corpses in the ground what are you talking about? They're not resting, they're ceasing to exist

E: A flavorful RiP is a combination Groundseal/Yaxlid Jailer .../Cage

They're resting in that they are no longer interactable with the game. Groundseal, Yixlid Jailer and Grafdigger doesn't stop things like Delirium or Into The Story which are still using dead creatures to power your magic. Additionally anything that dies while RIP is in play is gone for good while you can remove Groundseal etc and the dead can be used again.

Eej
Jun 17, 2007

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HootTheOwl posted:

Delerium is you going insane because everyting around you has died. People, things, concepts, the land itself is dying and it's driving you mad. The dead things, however, don't care and sleep anyways.
It's Rest in Peace, not Rested in Peace. Once you remove the Resting you should be able to disturb the plots. This was the case in the famous 1994 documentary, Poltergeist. Moving the headstones (which declare you should rest in peace) does not move the bodies!

Rest In Peace makes the souls move on, not stay in the ground. The corpses might as well just be dirt!

But also since Rest In Peace gets rid of all the dead things piling up around you it makes sense it counteracts Delirium tbh

Eej
Jun 17, 2007

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Bold claim for a format with Goldspan

Eej
Jun 17, 2007

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It's a good creature. It is not a format defining creature.

Eej
Jun 17, 2007

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Throwing someone into Arena is probably the best way to get someone new to the game to intuitively understand phases and the stack, tbh

I used to say it for MTGO but Arena is even more streamlined!

Eej
Jun 17, 2007

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fadam posted:

https://dotesports.com/mtg/news/wotc-unveils-magic-the-gathering-secret-lair-drops-inspired-by-arcane
lol oh god

Please just once make a Secret Lair for a property I care about :negative:

I don't think they have rights to the Dostoyevsky Cinematic Universe tho??

Eej
Jun 17, 2007

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Toshimo posted:

Clean off your monitor.

It's actually really darkly lit if you don't have your gamma cranked up and they picked out a bunch of high speed action scenes for hype so you can't see any details anyway

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Eej
Jun 17, 2007

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Diamond is usually meta hell, 98% Mythic and lower is gently caress around town.

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